Best part of the Olympics so far

[Towel Manager]

Bush posed for pictures with the U.S. players and staff. May-Treanor and her partner Kerri Walsh, took a break in practice so Bush could try out a few bumps himself.

The president needs some work on his passing, mis-hitting a pair off his knuckles. When May-Treanor passed the ball back to him, he acted like he was going to dive after it but decided to stay on his feet.

Then May-Treanor turned her back to the president, offering her bikinied rear for one of the traditional slaps that volleyball players frequently give each other.

"Mr. President, want to?" she asked, repeating an offer she made when Bush gave a pep talk to the U.S. athletes before Friday's opening ceremonies.

Bush smilingly gave a flick with the back of his hand to the small of her back instead.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080809/D92EQ1S02.html

I think Mrs. Bush was nearby for Dubya not to make a move

[Schad]

I'm going to miss Bush's hilarious photo-ops. He probably also did a goofy dance afterward, the scamp.

[eyeatoma]

OMG!!! George Bush...You're one of a kind. ROFL the look on her face is fantastic!

[Captain_Morgan]

Dubya is a virgin!

He should have grabbed that ass!

[Towel Manager]

I'm going to miss Bush's hilarious photo-ops. He probably also did a goofy dance afterward, the scamp.

Man imagine what Clinton would've done if he had a chance.
May: Want to?
Clinton: *whips it out and has his way with her*

[Schad]

Man imagine what Clinton would've done if he had a chance.
May: Want to?
Clinton: *whips it out and has his way with her*

Clinton was savvy, though. He would have politely declined, shook hands with her for the cameras, and then talked his way into a locker-room hummer after the game.

[Kyrama]

[Schad]

An artist's rendering of what the above picture would look like if Bush was more Clinton-esque:

[BlackMamba]

yep bush is hilarious...

[02102007]

An artist's rendering of what the above picture would look like if Bush was more Clinton-esque:

LMAO that one is good.

[WEFFPIM]

Ha ha ha ha, that's great

[GQStylin]

The best thing about the olympics is the sex! I wish I didn't quit on gym now.

At the Albertville winter Olympics, condom machines in the athletes’ village had to be refilled every two hours. And in Sydney the organisers’ original order of 70,000 condoms went so fast that they had to order 20,000 more. Even with the replenishment, the supply was exhausted three days before the end of the competition schedule. (For the record, athletes who were in Sydney report that the Cuban delegation was the first to use up its allocation.) Salt Lake City in 2002 went even bigger: 250,000 condoms were handed out, despite the objections of the city’s Mormon leadership.


"There’s a lot of sex going on. You get a lot of people who are in shape, and, you know, testosterone’s up and everybody’s attracted to everybody," says Breaux Greer, a shaggy-blond Californian who competed in the javelin at the Sydney Games.

http://news.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.as ... id=2546876

[mcmasterballer1]

The best thing about the olympics is the sex! I wish I didn't quit on gym now.

At the Albertville winter Olympics, condom machines in the athletes’ village had to be refilled every two hours. And in Sydney the organisers’ original order of 70,000 condoms went so fast that they had to order 20,000 more. Even with the replenishment, the supply was exhausted three days before the end of the competition schedule. (For the record, athletes who were in Sydney report that the Cuban delegation was the first to use up its allocation.) Salt Lake City in 2002 went even bigger: 250,000 condoms were handed out, despite the objections of the city’s Mormon leadership.


"There’s a lot of sex going on. You get a lot of people who are in shape, and, you know, testosterone’s up and everybody’s attracted to everybody," says Breaux Greer, a shaggy-blond Californian who competed in the javelin at the Sydney Games.

http://news.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.as ... id=2546876

im so getting in olympic type shape for 2010 vancouver

[TheOUTLAW]

That's an awful lot of condoms. Man, I didn't know that having that much sex during the games. No wonder people work so hard to get there.

[Texas Longhorns]

Bush wanted that ass. Barbara hasn't given it to him in years.

[dacher]

That's an awful lot of condoms. Man, I didn't know that having that much sex during the games. No wonder people work so hard to get there.

Sweaty East European and Scandinavian womens. big, blonde, fit, sweaty. mmmmmmm....

[El Turco]

Bush wanted that ass. Barbara hasn't given it to him in years.

he was getting some from barbara?? what a sicko.

[GQStylin]

That's an awful lot of condoms. Man, I didn't know that having that much sex during the games. No wonder people work so hard to get there.

Well as the articule points out, most athletes who go to the games have little or no chance of winning a medal, so what else is there to do but party and enjoy the free food and booze and all the firm, tight, ripped young hotties everywhere?

I should have been smart and tried to get into the olympics in some sport like pistol shooting or badminton or something and then just f**ked like there was no tomorrow.

Or wait maybe there's still time! Maybe just go to some small country in asia or africa and become a citizen there and then qualify in some obscure sport for the next olympics.

[Schad]

It's never too late to become an Olympic curler (especially if you're American) though something tells me that the Winter Olympics has fewer available beauties.

[Texas Longhorns]

Barbara is cheating on him, I think.