Congratulations

theman · Post #1 » by **theman** » Mon May 19, 2008 8:34 pm

On moving up in the draft lottery. Use that top pick wisely.

grizzleGM · Post #2 » by **grizzleGM** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:16 pm

Has something happened that I have not heard about???

Post #3 » by **boogiesdad** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:34 pm

no not til tuesday

Cubboo · Post #4 » by **Cubboo** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:48 am

theman wrote:On moving up in the draft lottery. Use that top pick wisely.

He just jinxed us
:banghead:

GO GRIZZ · Post #5 » by **GO GRIZZ** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:37 am

Cubboo wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

He just jinxed us

Let's hope not! They say you speak things into existence. I will accept that remark.

theman · Post #6 » by **theman** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:36 pm

grizzleGM wrote:Has something happened that I have not heard about???

Memphis handed a trip to the Western Conference finals to the Lakers. Not only does that make Stern happy but it keeps Kobe "The Savior" in LA where the NBA wants him.

Now, as dumb as Chris Wallace is; even he would not be dumb enough to give away Pau Gasol and get nothing in return. But what we do know about is Wallace, is that he is willing to take on for the team. Well, the boss actually.

Wallace trades Gasol to LA and Stern promises at top two pick in the draft.

dark-child · Post #7 » by **dark-child** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:42 pm

I am merely playing along here.

Who does Stern owe the biggest payback to, the Grizz for giving away Pau or the Knicks for doing as they were told and getting rid of Isiah?

If those two teams end up with any combination of #1 & #2 then we can safely assume Area 51 is real, Tupac is alive, and if you dig deep enough in either end zone in Giant Stadium, Jimmy Hoffa will be there?

GrizzledGrizzFan · Post #8 » by **GrizzledGrizzFan** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:46 pm

"Thank you, thank you very much..."

(*alive and well at the beach...)

Joe Kleazy · Post #9 » by **Joe Kleazy** » Tue May 20, 2008 4:11 pm

theman wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Minnesota handed a trip to the Eastern Conference finals to the Celtics. Not only does that make Stern happy but it keeps Paul "The Savior" in BOS where the NBA wants him.

Now, as dumb as Kevin McHale is; even he would not be dumb enough to give away KG and only get a handjob in return. But what we do know about is McHale, is that he is willing to take it in his brown eye for Boston. Well, the boss actually.

McHale trades KG to Boston and Stern promises mansex and a BJ.

Fixed to quote for the truth. :rofl:

Dont hate on memphis because you thought you had a championship sewed up easily.

Post #10 » by **boogiesdad** » Tue May 20, 2008 5:16 pm

this has become too damn funny

theman · Post #11 » by **theman** » Tue May 20, 2008 6:32 pm

Joe Kleazy wrote:
theman wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Minnesota handed a trip to the Eastern Conference finals to the Celtics. Not only does that make Stern happy but it keeps Paul "The Savior" in BOS where the NBA wants him.

Now, as dumb as Kevin McHale is; even he would not be dumb enough to give away KG and only get a handjob in return. But what we do know about is McHale, is that he is willing to take it in his brown eye for Boston. Well, the boss actually.

McHale trades KG to Boston and Stern promises mansex and a BJ.

Fixed to quote for the truth. Dont hate on memphis because you thought you had a championship sewed up easily.

A) Stern Hates Boston.

B) Who would you rather have on your team Al Jefferson 21/11 or Kwame Brown 3.6/3.8?

C) Who would you rather have of your team Ryan Gomes 12.5/5.8 or Javaris Crittenton 7.4/3.2?

D) Would you rather have Minnesota's first round draft pick or the Lakers?

Post #12 » by **SD2042** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:14 pm

Joe Kleazy wrote:
theman wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Minnesota handed a trip to the Eastern Conference finals to the Celtics. Not only does that make Stern happy but it keeps Paul "The Savior" in BOS where the NBA wants him.

Now, as dumb as Kevin McHale is; even he would not be dumb enough to give away KG and only get a handjob in return. But what we do know about is McHale, is that he is willing to take it in his brown eye for Boston. Well, the boss actually.

McHale trades KG to Boston and Stern promises mansex and a BJ.

Fixed to quote for the truth. Dont hate on memphis because you thought you had a championship sewed up easily.

Post #13 » by **el loco** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:54 am

Joe Kleazy wrote:
theman wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Minnesota handed a trip to the Eastern Conference finals to the Celtics. Not only does that make Stern happy but it keeps Paul "The Savior" in BOS where the NBA wants him.

Now, as dumb as Kevin McHale is; even he would not be dumb enough to give away KG and only get a handjob in return. But what we do know about is McHale, is that he is willing to take it in his brown eye for Boston. Well, the boss actually.

McHale trades KG to Boston and Stern promises mansex and a BJ.

Fixed to quote for the truth. Dont hate on memphis because you thought you had a championship sewed up easily.

Joe Kleazy · Post #14 » by **Joe Kleazy** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:29 pm

So much for that stern conspiracy there "theman"