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Round 1

1. Cellardoor - Paul Pierce
2. BlackIce - Deron Williams
3. 5th pick sucks- Russel Westbrook
4. Snakebites- Bob Lanier
5. Riotpunch- Kevin Johnson
6. SamBone- Pau Gasol
7. Miller4ever- Dikembe Mutombo
8. poopdamoop- Dave Cowens
9. Keeslinator- Joe Dumars
10. sterncohen- Adrian Dantley
11. lukekarts- Reggie Miller
12. TMACFORMVP- Ray Allen

Round 2

1. TMACFORMVP- Yao Ming
2. lukekarts- Robert Parish
3. sterncohen- Blake Griffin
4. Keeslinator- Shawn Kemp
5. poopdamoop - Alex English
6. Miller4ever- Vince Carter
7. Sam Bone- Ben Wallace
8. Riotpunch- Nate Thurmond
9. Snakebites- Manu Ginobili
10. 5th pick sucks- Carmelo Anthony
11. Black Ice- Dennis Rodman
12. Cellardoor- Chauncey Billups

Round 3

1. Cellardoor- Mitch Richmond
2. Black Ice- Brad Daugherty
3. 5th pick sucks- Al Horford
4. Snakebites- Bobby Jones
5. Riotpunch - Elton Brand
6. SamBone -Brandon Roy
7. Miller4ever- Jack Sikma
8. poopdamoop- Gilbert Arenas
9. keeslinator- Mark Aguirre
10. sterncohen- Lenny Wilkens
11. lukekarts- James Worthy
12. TMACFORMVP- Tony Parker

Round 4

1. TMACFORMVP- Buck Williams
2. lukekarts- Mo Cheeks
3. sterncohen - Sam Jones
4. keeslinator- Jermaine O'Neal
5. poopdamoop- Larry Nance
6. Miller4ever- Shawn Marion
7. Sambone- Peja Stojakovic
8. Riotpunch- Joe Johnson
9. Snakebites- Rasheed Wallace
10. 5th pick sucks - Andrew Bynum
11. Black Ice - Dan Roundfield
12. Cellardoor - Andrew Bogut

Round 5

1. Cellardoor - Michael Cooper
2. Black Ice- Dale Ellis
3. 5th pick sucks- Eric Gordon
4. Snakebites- Terry Porter
5. Riotpunch- Glen Rice
6. Sambone- Sam Cassell
7. Miller4ever- Arvydas Sabonis
8. Poopdamoop- Bruce Bowen
9. Keeslinator- Kenny Anderson
10. Sterncohen- Bill Laimbeer
11. Lukekarts- Dave Dubesschere
12. TMACFORMVP- Ron Artest

Round 6

1. TMACFORMVP- Bob Dandridge
2. lukekarts- Walt Bellamy
3. sterncohen- Alvin Robertson
4. Keeslinator- Mark Eaton
5. poopdamoop- Detlef Schrempf
6. Miller4ever- Fat Lever
7. Sam Bone- Eddie Jones
8. Riotpunch- Tom Chambers
9. Snakebites- Larry Johnson
10. 5th pick sucks- Chris Bosh
11. BlackIce- Danny Granger
12. Cellardoor - Andrei Kirilenko

Round 7

1. CellarDoor - Kevin Willis
2. BlackIce - Kirk Hinrich
3. 5th pick sucks - Tyreke Evans
4. Snakebites - Lou Hudson
5. Riotpunch - Marcus Camby
6. SamBone - Kevin Love
7. Miller4ever - Lamar Odom
8. poopdamoop- Tree Rollins
9. keeslinator- Andre Iguodala
10. sterncohen- Gerald Wallace
11. lukekarts- Hal Greer
12. TMACFORMVP- Ralph Sampson

Round 8

1. TMACFORMVP- Derek Harper
2. lukekarts- Shane Battierl
3. sterncohen- Jeff Ruland
4. keeslinator- Tayshaun Prince
5. poodamoop- Drazen Petrovic
6. Miller4ever- Michael Redd
7. Sambone- Rajon Rondo
8. Riotpunch- Michael Finley
9. Snakebites- Michael Ray Richardson
10. 5th pick sucks- Joakim Noah
11. Blackice- Tyson Chandler
12. Cellardoor- Mookie Blaylock

Round 9

1. Cellardoor- Jeff Hornacek
2. Blackice- Paul Pressey
3. 5th pick sucks- Luol Deng
4. Snakebites- Vlade Divac
5. Riotpunch- Norm Van Lier
6. Sam Bone- Josh Smith
7. Miller4ever- LaMarcus Aldridge
8. poopdamoop- Nate McMillain
9. Keeslinator- Steve Kerr
10. sterncohen- Bailey Howell
11. lukekarts- Derek Fisher
12. TMACFORMVP- Willie Wise

Round 10

1. TMACFORMVP- Maurice Lucas
2. lukekarts- Horace Grant
3. sterncohen- Chet Walker
4. Keeslinator- Manut Bol
5. poodamoop- Antonio McDyess
6. Miller4ever- Don Buse
7. Sam Bone- Emeka Okafor
8. Riotpunch- Doug Christie
9. Snakebites- Randy Smith
10. 5th pick sucks- Stephen Jackson
11. BlackIce- Rashard Lewis

I have a feeling I'm likely forgetting something huge. I looked over some potentials and saw a lot of bigs. Given that, I'm going to take my dominant wing scorer now.

Paul Pierce.

/flame on for rushing it.

Deron WIlliams. Great scorer, solid defender, brilliant playmaker.

Sorry for the wait, with the third pick in All NBA Reject Draft, 5th Pick Sucks select PG Russell Westbrook. Not saying he's the best, but I'm going for the newest and the best

Team Snakebites selects the first non-current player in this draft: Bob Lanier.

Overlooked by All-NBA team selectors because he played in an era in which a third of the league had a hall of fame big man, this center had very few weaknesses in his game.

Great post player and capable jumpshooter, along with strong rebounding, passing and a sound defensive presence. A truly elite big man in this game by any measure.

well I have decided to build a little differently then I originally intended.

I will go a BIG with a 18pts/11reb/1.7block stat line that is EFF and a solid defensive player , plus a champion who puts up a slightly better stat line in the playoffs in 2009/2010



He can play either PF/C which allows me flexability later in the draft. Pau may be the top 2 way C in this game.

We might as well grab an anchor, because even though talent is short, scoring is not.

Dikembe Mutombo.

Dave Cowens. Only actual MVP available in this game (I believe) and has great range, defense, rebounding, passing, and intangibles.

Joe Dumars



This was a hard choice for me, but I think the other guys I was looking at might be there in the 2nd round. Joe brings a lock-dwon defender on the wing, a guy who can effectively play both PG and SG, and who also brings great range and knock-down shooting to my team.

He scored 30 PPG four years in a row, shooting over 50% from the field every season ... he's in the Hall of Fame ... and I'm thrilled to start my team with:

Adrian Dantley

Reggie Miller. Great shooter, closer, decent defender, overlooked in the Jordan era but had some great playoff performances and gives me great flexibilty for my next pick.

Yao Ming


Ray Allen

Robert Parish.

Tough choice here but he was a proven winner and good team player, not afraid to do the dirty work, great offensive game, underrated defensively,(first in defensive rating, 5 x top 6 in DWS), great passer.

Ow. I wanted Parish too. Tough call - probably a dozen Hall of Famers left. But I'll pass them all up and take Blake Griffin.

Shawn Kemp



One of the best power dunkers ever, and also a mismatch when trying to cover him. 20/11/2/1/1.5, .561 FG% in his peak season, he is a force to be reckoned with. May be the best PF on offense in this draft, and I love his pairing with Joe D.

I'll take Alex English

Miller4ever selects Vince Carter.

From a received list Sam Bone selects Ben Wallace.

Sigh, I wish I didn't have to do this, but Riotpunch selects Nate Thurmond.