Urine TroubleHead Coach: Rick Adelman - an experienced coach who lets his players play. The freedom he'll give to some of our stars should be able to give this team some great success offensively. He's coached teams with more then one star, and has led teams without superstars to great success. His strong suit is building around his players' strengths and he's got plenty to build around with this current roster. He knows Yao Ming pretty well too.
Assistant Coach: Rick Carlisle - I brought in Carlisle because first, he's a great developer of talent and can help Chris Paul reach his max potential sooner, and second because he's a stat-buff and can help the team get mentally prepared for games.
Assistant Coach: Mike Brown - defense. Brown has been known to get the best out of his players defensively, and with guys in Aldridge/Butler/VC who have great physical tools, Brown should be able to help them improve their defensive games to a level where this team can compete with the best of them. I mean look at what he's done with some of the players on the Cavs. Plus, you add a bench full of talented defenders, and Brown will now exactly how to utilize them.
GM: bryant08 - Genius.
Starters:
C Kendrick Perkins
PF LaMarcus Aldridge
SF Caron Butler
SG Vince Carter
PG Chris Paul
Bench:
C/PF Antonio McDyess
C Rasho Nesterovic
SF/PF Andrei Kirilenko
PG/SG Rudy Fernandez
SF/PF Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
PG/SG Leandro Barbosa
PG Ramon Sessions












General Team Outlook:
My squad's offensive system is quite simple. Chris Paul as the facilitator, LaMarcus Aldridge as the pick and roll threat, Vince Carter to spread the floor, Caron Butler as the mid range shooter/penetrator, and Perkins to the dirty work. Our talent speaks for itself. Off the bench, talented offensive players like Barbosa/Sessions/Fernandez are key, and fantastic defensive players like Kirilenko/Rasho will see plenty of minutes in a major playoff series like this. We hope to be a tough team defensively, so AK/Paul and others will be seeing lots of the floor.
Match-up:
Perkins (28) - Nesterovic (10) - McDyess (10)
Aldridge (30) - Kirilenko (14) - McDyess (4)
Butler (28) - Kirilenko (20) - Mbah a Moute
Carter (33) - Barbosa (10) - Fernandez (5)
Paul (38) - Sessions (10)
vs.
Yao/Thomas/Bynum
Camby/Scola
Granger/Nocioni
Battier/Ginobili
Ellis/Calderon/Chalmers
head coach: byron scott 5 mil
asst. coach: jeff van gundy 2 mi
asst. coach: jim o'brien 0.5 mil
Urine Trouble is going to exploit the hefty hippopotamuses' weaker players, and specifically traits about their defense. Chris Paul has torn apart Ellis in their career meetings so far (6-4 record, 23 points, 10 assists, 5 rebounds, 3 steals, 48% FG/36% 3PT vs. Ellis's 16 points, 4 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 steal off 49% FG), so that's where this series really comes down to for my squad. You'll see A LOT of AK out on the floor guarding Granger on the perimeter. Yao is really what I believe the opposition needs to win this series. But he's up against two tough post defenders in Rasho/Perkins, who he has had little success against. He's averaged 16 points, 9 rebounds, 2 assists, <1 block, 53% FG head to head against Perkins in 7 meetings, and 18 points, 9 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 block, 49% FG head to head against Rasho. I think Yao can get some of my bigs in trouble in at least one game, and perhaps Granger's chucking will save the opposition a game. Urine Trouble in a maximum of 6 games.