People who wear Wizards merchandise are beneath me

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ · Post #1 » by **Wes_Tiny_Abe_** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:29 pm

People who wear Wizards merchandise are beneath me.

Yeah I said it.
That includes the players too.

Me and my dog will not be attending any Wizards games this upcoming (lockout shortened) season.

VictorPage44 · Post #2 » by **VictorPage44** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:43 pm

Of all Wes' posts, this one has the most swag.

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #3 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:16 pm

dobrojim · Post #4 » by **dobrojim** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:17 pm

y'all need to chill

you tellin' my 14 yo daughter not to wear her new style red Wall jersey?

get real - she don't care what you think

JWizmentality · Post #5 » by **JWizmentality** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:36 pm

Great...from that angle you can tell me how my a$$ taste!

doclinkin · Post #6 » by **doclinkin** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:10 am

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:People who wear Wizards merchandise are beneath me.

Crowding in the street, shouting for you to jump.

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ · Post #7 » by **Wes_Tiny_Abe_** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:11 am

Go grab old pictures of yourself wearing Bullets merchandise and go grab recent pictures of yourself wearing Wizards merchandise and compare the two.

In which pictures do you look better?

Unfortunately I cannot do that because I myself do not own any Wizards merchandise.

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ · Post #8 » by **Wes_Tiny_Abe_** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:24 am

doclinkin wrote:
Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:People who wear Wizards merchandise are beneath me.

Crowding in the street, shouting for you to jump.

They are the ones who need to jump for paying inflated rents and inflated real estate prices.

Not me.

7-Day Dray · Post #9 » by **7-Day Dray** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:28 am

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:Go grab old pictures of yourself wearing Bullets merchandise and go grab recent pictures of yourself wearing Wizards merchandise and compare the two.

In which pictures do you look better?

Unfortunately I cannot do that because I myself do not own any Wizards merchandise.

Well the merchandise is going to look much better now because of the new color scheme.

dangermouse · Post #10 » by **dangermouse** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:10 am

Where do you stand on actual Wizards? Gandalf etc.

BigA · Post #11 » by **BigA** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:17 am

Can't wait to buy me a bunch of Wizards gear at one of the new DC Walmarts.

Post #12 » by **montestewart** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:46 am

I have a Wizards thong

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ · Post #13 » by **Wes_Tiny_Abe_** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:47 pm

dangermouse wrote:Where do you stand on actual Wizards? Gandalf etc.

Actual wizards who live within their means are ok in my book.

Newly self proclaimed Wizards who pay inflated rents and move from one trendy neighborhood to the next get no respect from me.

I will not call the police when I see them getting mugged and I will ask them personal question after personal question until they finally come clean about not originally being from their current flavor of the month trendy neighborhood.

Mizerooskie · Post #14 » by **Mizerooskie** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:37 am

The hilarious irony about these toolish ramblings is that the real natives of the area were driven out and slaughtered hundreds of years ago.

But you won't see a tear shed by the troll.