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For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman

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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#61 » by AFM » Fri Mar 1, 2013 2:37 am

You guys are killing me tonight
montestewart wrote:CCJ, I'll bet that ad scared the fudge out German tank commander Michael Wittmann.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Wittmann

Hmm, is he related by any chance to the great DC Tank Commander Randy Wittman?
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Post#62 » by GhostsOfGil » Fri Mar 1, 2013 3:08 am

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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#63 » by daSwami » Fri Mar 1, 2013 3:20 am

grammer is suck.
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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#64 » by jmrosenth » Fri Mar 1, 2013 2:26 pm

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i had had two martinis at this point so i asked her if he every shouted DAGGER in the bedroom with her.

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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#65 » by montestewart » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:07 pm

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That would be a good candidate for the Wizards new name, abstractly evoking both "natal" (implying a phoenix-like rebirth) and "Native Americans" (showing Washington football fans how to successfully rename a team). And a nice assonance with Capitals. Natinals and Capitals. Call them the Nals for short.
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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#66 » by penbeast0 » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:20 pm

Nah, if we name them Natinals, the nickname should be Natties like Nattie Dread or Nattie Bo . . . get a nice regional franchise effect there too.
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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#67 » by pancakes3 » Fri Mar 1, 2013 8:16 pm

As much as I love grammar, the only rule that I knowingly disobey is the one regarding putting punctuation inside of quotes. It's silly, illogical, and just dang looks wrong.
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Post#68 » by montestewart » Fri Mar 1, 2013 8:26 pm

pancakes3 wrote:As much as I love grammar, the only rule that I knowingly disobey is the one regarding putting punctuation inside of quotes. It's silly, illogical, and just dang looks wrong.

And grimmer puncs frequently misuninvoke it.
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Post#69 » by Severn Hoos » Fri Mar 1, 2013 8:46 pm

Good taste restricts me from making a West Virginia joke here. But I really want to.



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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#70 » by dobrojim » Fri Mar 1, 2013 8:58 pm

go ahead

maybe you've heard one we haven't

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Post#71 » by tontoz » Sat Mar 2, 2013 9:47 pm

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Post#72 » by montestewart » Sat Mar 2, 2013 10:53 pm

tontoz wrote:Image

It's supposed to be spelled sh'cool
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Post#73 » by Ruzious » Sat Mar 2, 2013 11:21 pm

It's actually part of the latest all-inclusive Canadian advertising campaign to get kids to like school.

"If you go to the cool school, it's like sh'cool. Sh'cool rulz y'all. Piece oot."
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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#74 » by DANNYLANDOVER » Wed Mar 6, 2013 7:59 am

lmao this thread had me in stitches...as usual, Hands was always right, even when he's wrong, it was on purpose...just kidddddddinggggggg Hands
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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#75 » by pancakes3 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:02 pm

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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#76 » by dobrojim » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:16 pm

bump with apologies to the many here who do not need to see this
A lot of what we call 'thought' is just mental activity

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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#77 » by noworriesinmd » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:07 pm

He gets his name spelled right when he generates wins....till then, I'll randomly spel his nam as I sea fit :)
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Re: For the record, it's Wittman, not Whitman 

Post#78 » by dobrojim » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:38 pm

I guess your post speaks for itself.
A lot of what we call 'thought' is just mental activity

When you are accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression

Those who are convinced of absurdities, can be convinced to commit atrocities
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