Official hands11 Appreciation Thread

[fishercob]

This feels more like a Roast thread...

Indeed, and like a roast, all in good fun.

We should do more of these.

[TGW]

As much as a hands post can annoy at times, I have to accept him...he is my brother. My fellow Wiz fan. There aren't many of them out there, so we must accept them for their strengths and their shortcomings.

[daSwami]

No. I've been telling you'll sins forever, the real Oficial hands11 thread woudl only be oficial if it was ofishally posted by hands11 himslef, !!!! DAME!

Let's make this the official "DocLinkin Does Impressions of Wiz Board posters" thread.

[montestewart]

No. I've been telling you'll sins forever, the real Oficial hands11 thread woudl only be oficial if it was ofishally posted by hands11 himslef, !!!! DAME!

Let's make this the official "DocLinkin Does Impressions of Wiz Board posters" thread.

He already did the GOAT WizD

[doclinkin]

Hah! Eh. I dunno. None of the rest of us are distinctive enough to mimic. Other than CCJ I suppose, but everybody does CCJ.

[fishercob]

Hah! Eh. I dunno. None of the rest of us are distinctive enough to mimic. Other than CCJ I suppose, but everybody does CCJ.

doclinkin, you say that everybody does CCJ. I say that there are several posters here who do not do CCJ. I am sure that I am right and you cannot convince me otherwise

doclinkin, you say that Ramon Sessions cannot start for a good NBA team. However Sessions once had a 20-assist game and has a strong pimp hand.

I apologize if the term "pimp hand" offended anyone. You are free to put me on ignore.

I once met Pavel Podkolzine's uncle at Pete Newell's big man camp.

I am also noticing that women find me irresistible. Still got it, bitchez.

I apologize for using the term "bitchez." I am trying to be a better person.

All in love, CCJ!

[hands11]

Awesome.

Going to break out some special Kookaid I have been saving for this moment.

My mother will be so proud.

OK hands, take the podium and throw down (I'm ready) then lock up I guess

PS: As you know, I read all your posts. A smart ass like me can only be so sincere, but you are nothing if not a true fan. Salute.

Should I go for something sincere ?

I would first like to thank everyone of you for helping me get to this moment. You know who you are. You all special in your own unique way. I would never have won this award without....

Pauses to wipe his eye. This award is for you.

Or should I go for something a little more ....

[TGW]

Hah! Eh. I dunno. None of the rest of us are distinctive enough to mimic. Other than CCJ I suppose, but everybody does CCJ.

doclinkin, you say that everybody does CCJ. I say that there are several posters here who do not do CCJ. I am sure that I am right and you cannot convince me otherwise

doclinkin, you say that Ramon Sessions cannot start for a good NBA team. However Sessions once had a 20-assist game and has a strong pimp hand.

I apologize if the term "pimp hand" offended anyone. You are free to put me on ignore.

I once met Pavel Podkolzine's uncle at Pete Newell's big man camp.

I am also noticing that women find me irresistible. Still got it, bitchez.

I apologize for using the term "bitchez." I am trying to be a better person.

All in love, CCJ!

[GhostsOfGil]

A few years ago, I think I voted Hands as the most optimistic board member... But even hands isn't immune to the emotional abuse this team kicks you with. Watching the slow decent of fan to cynic may be the most representative journey of what it means to be a fan of this team.

[montestewart]

Hands is either on vacation, or he was really insulted by something and has abandoned this Board.

Otherwise, by now I'd expect to have read:

This is what I've been saying all along. I'm glad to see the rest of you come around.

Would be true too....

I just checked it out - and it can't be a surprise - he's been banned - and not for any one or any 10 posts. I think the Wiz Mods were all very patient with him - considering he lasted this long. Nobody here - including you - should feel like you had anything to do with Hands' status. His passive aggressive style was never going to change no matter what any of us said.

Say it ain't so, hands is worth any eleven of us. This one's for you, fellow Wizards fan. Salute!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oX2YpaJugQ[/youtube]

[dckingsfan]

What did he get banned for?

[payitforward]

I definitely definitely definitely object to Hands being banned. Whatever he wrote that got him banned -- perhaps he *was* insulted by something and wrote an inflammatory post? -- whatever it was, if it had been directed at me I would have forgiven him (not that I have any reason to think it was).

Can a person who has been banned get back on? Bring back Hands11 !!

[pineappleheadindc]

Locking this, but explanation coming.