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How Pungent Is The Suck Emanating From Eric Maynor

Meh,I know it's there but it doesn't bother me...like a dirty sock.
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18%
It's foul. I cringe every time he plays
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22%
It's mind boggling that this guy is a basketball player
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25%
Truly Epic...like no suck we've seen before
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35%
 
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Post#101 » by J-Ves » Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:35 am

Do you think 'Sota would go for Maynor + 2nd for Price come December 15th?
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Post#102 » by JWizmentality » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:12 am

J-Ves wrote:Do you think 'Sota would go for Maynor + 2nd for Price come December 15th?


Ernie would get fired for that. He is not that stupid :lol:

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Post#103 » by hands11 » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:22 am

JWizmentality wrote:
rl25g wrote:Beno frickin Udrih


I want to cry. Not just little boo hoo sobbing either. I want to f*cking bawl.


Beno might be had from NY.


You wanta cry, look at this..

http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6472/isaiah-thomas

$884,293

You wanta laugh.. look at this.

http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400489034
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Post#104 » by dckingsfan » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:50 am

I say put him at C - how many rebounds did he have in 7 minutes?
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Post#105 » by JWizmentality » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:02 am

Didn't we have Barbosa? Why can't we hold on to decent players. God I miss James Singleton.

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Post#106 » by leswizards » Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:39 am

This is the 2nd year in a row that EG has given the Wizards an awful back up point guard. If the Wizards back up point guards are so awful, why not just bring Tomas Satoransky over already and let him play? He can't be any worse than Maynor or Price.
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Post#108 » by MikeTheKid » Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:48 pm

leswizards wrote:This is the 2nd year in a row that EG has given the Wizards an awful back up point guard. If the Wizards back up point guards are so awful, why not just bring Tomas Satoransky over already and let him play? He can't be any worse than Maynor or Price.


Because T-Sat is never coming over just like all the others.....
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Post#109 » by JWizmentality » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:44 pm

Price wasn't so bad, he was actually serviceable. Maynor doesn't do anything well...nothing!

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Post#110 » by nate33 » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:47 pm

JWizmentality wrote:Price wasn't so bad, he was actually serviceable. Maynor doesn't do anything well...nothing!

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Yeah. Price was out of his depth when he was thrust into a starter's role with Wall out, but Price was fine as a 2nd string PG - not great, but not particularly bad either.
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Post#111 » by tontoz » Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:01 pm

Maynor's current TS is 37%. If this keeps up he could be the Crown Prince of Suck.
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Post#112 » by Nivek » Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:11 pm

On the bright side, Maynor is better than Anthony Bennett.

What ought to be worrying to Wizards fans is that the front office behavior -- signing him on the first day of free agency, giving him the full BAE, giving him an option year -- indicates they thought they were getting an upgrade. They thought they were getting a steal by moving quickly to lock him up.
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Post#113 » by AFM » Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:13 pm

Maybe Ernie lost a bet. Or owed Maynor money after a wild night on the town and a few unlucky games of strip poker. There are a lot of options here and you guys are seriously oversimplifying things.
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Post#114 » by Ruzious » Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:18 pm

Nivek wrote:On the bright side, Maynor is better than Anthony Bennett.

What ought to be worrying to Wizards fans is that the front office behavior -- signing him on the first day of free agency, giving him the full BAE, giving him an option year -- indicates they thought they were getting an upgrade. They thought they were getting a steal by moving quickly to lock him up.

And if Cleveland had taken Porter, I think it's a near certainty Grunfeld would have picked Bennett.
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Post#115 » by JWizmentality » Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:30 pm

Dan Gilbert saved Ernie from himself. :lol:

People say the greatest trick ever pulled was when the devil convinced people he didn't exist. Bullpucky! The greatest trick ever pulled was when Maynor convinced people he was a basketball player. Maybe if somebody would just ask him, I think he'd say "Heck no, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
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Post#116 » by MJG » Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:09 pm

Nivek wrote:On the bright side, Maynor is better than Anthony Bennett.

What ought to be worrying to Wizards fans is that the front office behavior -- signing him on the first day of free agency, giving him the full BAE, giving him an option year -- indicates they thought they were getting an upgrade. They thought they were getting a steal by moving quickly to lock him up.

I said it then, and I'll say it now: in EG's decade+ reign over the team, this is one of the worst moves that we've made. Not in terms of overall impact, of course, but in terms of how indefensible it was. With a lot of the other bad moves we've made over the years, if I squint and fidget enough, I can imagine at least a flimsy justification for why EG may have considered it a reasonable decision at the time. Not this one though. Just pure, unfiltered incompetence.
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Post#117 » by verbal8 » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:20 pm

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Nivek wrote:On the bright side, Maynor is better than Anthony Bennett.

What ought to be worrying to Wizards fans is that the front office behavior -- signing him on the first day of free agency, giving him the full BAE, giving him an option year -- indicates they thought they were getting an upgrade. They thought they were getting a steal by moving quickly to lock him up.

I said it then, and I'll say it now: in EG's decade+ reign over the team, this is one of the worst moves that we've made. Not in terms of overall impact, of course, but in terms of how indefensible it was. With a lot of the other bad moves we've made over the years, if I squint and fidget enough, I can imagine at least a flimsy justification for why EG may have considered it a reasonable decision at the time. Not this one though. Just pure, unfiltered incompetence.


Yeah I was explaining it to one of my dad's friends and half way though he thought it was terrible.

EG wasted:
BAE - can't use it this year
4 million

to get a player that is worse than the player he was replacing. Based on the Washington Post article, it seems like AJ Price would have been happy to come back to Washington for the vet minimum. Even the upside of this move was extremely limited because Maynor can opt out if he somehow outplays his deal.
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Post#118 » by closg00 » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:54 pm

The clincher is the 2nd-year player option that is sure to be picked-up by Maynor. Completely unnecessary and stupid.

This signing clearly demonstrates what we already know about Ernie Grunfeld, that he is every agents/GM's bitch at the negotiating table. I hope Ernie never ends-up in prison.
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Post#119 » by dckingsfan » Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:14 am

closg00 wrote:The clincher is the 2nd-year player option that is sure to be picked-up by Maynor. Completely unnecessary and stupid.

This signing clearly demonstrates what we already know about Ernie Grunfeld, that he is every agents/GM's bitch at the negotiating table. I hope Ernie never ends-up in prison.


Yeah, I still shake my head on his off-season. Sigh...
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Post#120 » by wizardry » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:22 pm

Lets call it like it is. There is no movement without the ball. Maynor is a pass first PG with Temple, Seraphin and Veseley to pass to.......Team defense is garbage. Beal and Wall go for 20/18 points on 50 shots :lol: The majority of Walls assists are spot up jumpers from 15+ ft. :lol: :roll:

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