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The official James La Douche Harden Thread

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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#101 » by Zonkerbl » Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:18 pm

JJDHPLJ wrote:
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JJDHPLJ wrote:Lol, enjoy your losing streak and undeserved playoff seed.



Lol @ this guy.

Tell me, do you enjoy having the defend all of your bitchmade players on a regular basis? Like, I don't even know where to start. You have Dwight "King of the Moving Pick" Howard, who's easily the most overrated big man of our generation. God I still remember going to games in Orlando (Lower level seats) and hearing him bitch and moan to his teammates about them not getting him the ball on every possession. James Harden, who gets payed max money to have the likes of Steve Blake blow by him on a nightly basis, and is reduced to nothing more than a slightly above average combo guard when matched against an elite defender. Or how about Omer Asik who's bitching about getting payed 8 million this year to play 17 minutes a game.

Then again as a Houston fan you should be used to your franchise overpaying players and handicapping your team on a consistent basis. Yao (Sadly), Tmac, Ariza, Lin, etc.

As to the "undeserved playoff seed" comment. Washington has beaten 4 of the teams currently seeded for the playoffs in the western conference. So far we've faced the 3rd toughest "Strength of Schedule" in the east, and if not for last nights debacle, it would have been 5 of 8 Western conference playoff teams and a .500 record going into the all-star break, which is pretty damn good for a team that has no bench, is entirely reliant on John Wall's court vision to produce even a remote resemblence of an offense, and is coached by statistically the worst head coach in the history of the nba.

At least we know where our team stands in the NBA. You have fun getting your hopes up about making a run in the playoffs though. We'll be here to console you when you guys get diced in the first round again.


Excuses and name calling. You can say what you want about Harden and Howard but 36-17 3rd in the WESTERN CONFERENCE also without a bench. If Harden and Howard are as bad as you guys say then your team should be way better, especially since your in the EASTERN conference, one of the saddest weakest conferences in NBA history. Harden lead his team last year to the playoffs with a WINNING record. For all the talk about how bad Dwight was last year he lead the league in rebounds and was a 7th seed while injured. You guys have a lot of nerve talking about our players when yours can't even manage a winning record in the weakest conference ever known to man. To even try to fix your lips to talk **** about Harden when you guys had Gilbert Arenas please. James Harden, Lebron James, Dwight Howard the Wizards owners would **** their pants if they got any one of them, so talk all you want. Houston is a damn good team and we are lucky to have a GM who knows what he is doing without our past GM's we would be you guys and I wouldn't wish that on my worst basketball enemy.


Dude. If you come into a thread effectively titled "DAGNABBIT WE"RE SO ANGRY" if you come in here from Houston saying anythign but "sorry, it was a flop. Hope the players determine the game next time" you are basically gloating. You're being a jerk. Go away.

And now that I read what you're actually saying ... GO THE HELL AWAY. God.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#102 » by dobrojim » Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:18 pm

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dobrojim wrote:the problem with BB/emails/etc is how do we know it's a joke.


Context. Having a sense of humor.

AFM is right. Greentext and olive branch smileys ruin the punchline. True artists like AFM, Louis CK, Richard Pryor, and myself must consider the integrity of the joke ahead of the feelings of the stooge.


AFM ~/= Pryor, Louis CK, and SteveMcQ?

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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#103 » by baubo » Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:09 am

Just curious if you guys think Zach Lowe is the douchest NBA writer out there. You know, with him actually calling it a foul and everything.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#104 » by montestewart » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:11 am

baubo wrote:Just curious if you guys think Zach Lowe is the douchest NBA writer out there. You know, with him actually calling it a foul and everything.

Context. Having a sense of humor.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#105 » by stevemcqueen1 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:40 pm

montestewart wrote:
baubo wrote:Just curious if you guys think Zach Lowe is the douchest NBA writer out there. You know, with him actually calling it a foul and everything.

Context. Having a sense of humor.


Nice. Monte knows what I'm talking about.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#106 » by tontoz » Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:04 pm

baubo wrote:Just curious if you guys think Zach Lowe is the douchest NBA writer out there. You know, with him actually calling it a foul and everything.



Funny how he didn't notice Harden pushing Ariza into the Howard screen with both hands. I am sure you didn't notice it either.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#107 » by hands11 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:13 pm

Kanyewest wrote:James Harden also did this.

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Just read this somewhere. They said Harden gave Trevor A a motor boat

WOW. I think Harden just came on to Trevor right in the middle of the court.

The dude is just weird. The freaky beard. The 80s hair cut. What a tool.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#108 » by AFM » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:20 pm

A boater boat? Is that like a planey plane or trucky truck?
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#109 » by mohammed10 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:00 pm

tontoz wrote::lol: @ this clown who created an account today just to he could troll us.


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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#110 » by Revived » Mon Nov 2, 2015 5:23 am

He's shooting 25% from the field and 13% from 3 so far this season.

Kobe''s shooting the ball better.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#111 » by Chocolate City Jordanaire » Mon Nov 2, 2015 6:18 am

If you're going to hate a guy do look into his personal life.

Lamar and Khloe no longer a love triangle with James Harden, or was that false gossip?

Harden's off his game ...
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#112 » by Chocolate City Jordanaire » Mon Nov 2, 2015 6:19 am

Harden is a great player and not a douche IMO.

He was terrible this game and is off so far this season.
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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread 

Post#113 » by AFM » Mon Nov 2, 2015 1:36 pm

Those Odom Khloe Harden threesomes must be INSANE! Imagine all the lube you would need to cover their 99th percentile bodies?

I bet the Kardashians keep one of these in each bedroom.

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