LeTravel and the Crab dribble Thread - Wadette Girliman

eltacoman · Post #1301 » by **eltacoman** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:21 am

I think President Obama asks him to stay in Clv that place really Needs him to keep there city alive

i bet he stays in CLV

Benjammin · Post #1302 » by **Benjammin** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:23 am

Really cheesy having an audience of kids behind him.

MJG · Post #1303 » by **MJG** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:23 am

nate33 wrote:I just tuned in. I heard two words come out of that douche's mouth and I couldn't take it. TV is off. I'll just have to wait to hear from you guys.

I haven't even bothered to flip to it because I know this would be my exact course of action. Not worth the effort it takes to move my finger to push the buttons on the remote.

keynote · Post #1304 » by **keynote** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:23 am

Arrgh. Dude does not know what "humbling" means.

Hoopalotta · Post #1305 » by **Hoopalotta** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:24 am

"A humbling experience". There, he got it out of the way.

Spence · Post #1306 » by **Spence** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:24 am

You people are so cynical! This is all about the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, people!!! It's about the love King Lebron has for us, the little people, the nobodies.

Taking that $100 million contract is the biggest act of sacrifice since Jesus died for our sins.

keynote · Post #1307 » by **keynote** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:25 am

"Humbling" = LeBron's "inconceivable."

keynote · Post #1308 » by **keynote** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:27 am

Random question: Why do they always use stools on TV shows like this, instead of chairs? Does it look better to have the legs dangle?

Spence · Post #1309 » by **Spence** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:27 am

This morning ESPN promised we'd have a decision in the first fifteen minutes.

ESPN has spent years as Lebron's pimp so I guess I shouldn't be surprised they lie for him, too.

eltacoman · Post #1310 » by **eltacoman** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:27 am

please not too MIami not there LBJ lol

Wiz99 · Post #1311 » by **Wiz99** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:27 am

Benjammin wrote:Really cheesy having an audience of kids behind him.

I know. But rather than cheesy, I feel like its phony.

We're all getting played by this guy.

This whole damn thing is so OVERPRODUCED.

For Christ's sake, the gawdam President of the United States is weighing in, not once, but in 7 separate statements, about where this guy should go. You'd think he's Jesus.

keynote · Post #1312 » by **keynote** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:27 am

Miami.

Benjammin · Post #1313 » by **Benjammin** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:27 am

Miami it is.

Spence · Post #1314 » by **Spence** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:27 am

Miami.

Hoopalotta · Post #1315 » by **Hoopalotta** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:28 am

My-Hammy, it's done.

Benjammin · Post #1316 » by **Benjammin** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:28 am

Dude does not look happy; can't say I'm sorry for him.

Spence · Post #1317 » by **Spence** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:28 am

Rest easy, Michael Jordan & Kobe Bryant. It's now official: Lebron will never approach your legend.

keynote · Post #1318 » by **keynote** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:28 am

I can't front: that's an ugly team to face in the division.

Post #1319 » by **nate33** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:30 am

The biggest douche decision of them all. He screws Cleveland. He's not man enough to try and lead starless NY or CHI to a title. He has to go play with his Dream Team and hide behind Wade in crunch time.

Benjammin · Post #1320 » by **Benjammin** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 1:30 am

Ask him how many years he signed for, Gray.