Post#170 » by The Consiglieri » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:47 pm
I view him strictly as an entertaining writer who doesn't seem to understand that a huge percentage of his readers couldn't give a rats arse about Boston teams period. Then again ESPN has this blind spot as well, consistently obsessing on all things New York, Boston, SEC, and big name oriented. As someone born and raised in the bay area, I've always found this highly irritating, but then again, as Cowherd says, and it is true, the west coast doesn't tend to pay as much attention to sporting anything, unless our teams are doing well, there's just too much to do, and the mentality here is very much an outdoors mentality, w/sports being simply scene as an entertaining option for entertainment when it's worthwhile, not a a live and die romance from the day you choose your team (I used to argue this, but whats happened with LA and football, gone for nearly 20 years without a peep, makes me at least believe that SoCo, a huge portion of the west's population base, feels this way about sport) like it is in the South and much of the Northeast.
That doesn't legitimize his asinine obsessive writing about Boston though, Boston simply has nowhere near enough of a fanbase to justify these constant loveletters, even the hatebase, which is substantial, isn't enough to justify it. That, combined with the bizarre affinity for fake wrestling is utterly confounding to me. Why on earth he ever mentions wrestling is deeply embarrasing to me, he's an entertaining writer, and to slog through the equivalent of a drunks soap opera is beyond me (i always equated wrestling, to women's affinity for soap opera, the worst of women-directed entertainment, while Wrestling was the worst of men's sporting entertainment).
All this tirade being said though, I still believe he's an outstanding writer whose a great great read, highly entertaining and unique, and with a wonderful voice. Nobody reads at all like him, whereas most sportswriters are cut from very similar cloths (which is why I also really like Boswell and Feinstein, 2 other D.C. writers with great voice, and unique approaches, though to a lesser degree than Simmons (which is not to say, not as profound, since both are vastly more articulate and impressive as technical writers).