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Re: Hands11...he just couldn't help himself lol (credit to Sluggerface) 

Post#21 » by fishercob » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:01 pm

If hands cops to this, I want him reinstated. I really don't mean to piss Pine off by starting something, but the entertainment value here is redeeming.
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Post#22 » by fishercob » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:02 pm

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Re: Hands11...he just couldn't help himself lol (credit to Sluggerface) 

Post#23 » by BigA » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:08 pm

fishercob wrote:If hands cops to this, I want him reinstated. I really don't mean to piss Pine off by starting something, but the entertainment value here is redeeming.

The only question is how much of this will go in the hall of fame. I think that linked exchange from two years ago needs to go in, and sluggerface's outing message from the other thread.
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Re: Hands11...he just couldn't help himself lol (credit to Sluggerface) 

Post#24 » by DCZards » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:15 pm

I don't know. I think I need more evidence that Hands and millie are one and the same. Might this indeed be a cut-and-paste by millie of Hands comments? Or vice versa.

The language and spelling in their posts is so very different and Hands was never as totally supportive of Witt, EG and Ted as millie is. Plus millie rarely posts while Hands would post all day, every day.

And why would Hands blow his cover like that? He knows that some of the posters who post here on RealGM also post on Bullets Forever and he would be exposed if he posted the same message on both boards.
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Post#25 » by TGW » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:15 pm

By the way, I'm not sure what turned milleHands from extreme hate-filled pessimist with poor grammar to overly-trollish optimist with good grammar, but it literally happened in a two week span. Here are some of millele's post during December of 2013:

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Upper Decker wrote:Beal has taken 7 shots. All of them beyond 18 feet. If I'm the GM I'm quietly talking Beal trades while his value is pumped up. His inability to take it to the hole is becoming embarrassing.


I would shop Wall along with him. Just see if we get any major offers.His defense is atrocious on Rubio


milellie111 wrote:Yes i know how basketball and the NBA works.Don't understand the love fest with Ariza (whom many here were viewing as trade bait anyway) and porter who looks very disappointing so far.It has nothing to do with giving up on him too early.He has not shown ANYTHING of note.

again, look at Deng and boozers stats and impact on the game (Without Rose!) and then come back and tell me this team couldnt use them.

Perhaps send a Draft pick if Chicago asks for more to get it done


milellie111 wrote:Otto porter....why did we Draft this guy? Doesn't look NBA ready.just a body running around.


milellie111 wrote:Kyrie= baller

Wall??? 80m dollar thief


Then literally 2 weeks later:

I believe Ernie Grunfeld deserves some credit for such a well balanced team he has put together. The best backcourt in the league with Wall and Beal, one of the best overall small forwards in the East (Ariza),a legit starter in Booker,and a serviceable center in Gortat.The bench is also deep. Garrett Temple is a gem and one of the best defensive backup pgs in the league, Nene is a top 10 power forward in the league when healthy, Martell Webster could be a starter on another team, Vesely is a rebounding freak and has lots of potential and Otto Porter has star potential. Most importantly this team has chemistry, the guys look as if they all mesh and have fun playing together and there are no knuckleheads/problem childs on the team.

There is a reason Grunfeld still has his job....Because he knows what he's doing!! Constantly im reading on here and hearing from Wizards fans they want Grunfeld gone. Ernie actually needs an extension. This team is built to hang with anyone in the East and the future looks bright with the money we have to sign a free agent. Most importantly, Ernie chose the right coach in Whittman. He could be a candidate for coach of the year if the team keeps playing like it is. Whittmans coaching style is working and the guys are responding. Whittman has turned Wall into a star right under our eyes and possibly the best all around point guard in the league (offensively and defensively). Quiet as kept, Ted Leonsis is one of the best owners in the league compared to some other guys (mark cuban). Ted cares about this team and is committed to winning. Also, he is one of the most down to earth individuals out there.

The future looks bright for this team and i hope everyone is retained on the coaching and management staff as i see this team being one of the best in the NBA.


Maybe he got a job at Monumental in those 2 weeks. Who knows. But from what I can tell, dude is just weird. Or he's copying and pasting Hands11 posts from other boards.
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Post#26 » by dobrojim » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:20 pm

fishercob wrote:Please let this be true. I love the internet!

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Barring further and more convincing evidence, I'm not buying that hands=millie.

My own 'forensic analysis' says nope.
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Post#27 » by closg00 » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:21 pm

Apologies, trying to follow the flow from my phone. So Millie and Hands are the same person or did one plagiarize from the other? I know that hands11 had multiple sock -puppets when he was here, there are several Millie/Hands11- types on the Post board as-well. I also suspect that Hands11 was posting here from his phone under one of his sock-puppets.

So my questions are, is Hands/Millie:

1. A Front for Monumental Sports interests?
2. Ted or Ernie himself?
3. A disordered fan who has some bizarre need to protect Ernie at all cost? They never have a problem throwing the coach under the bus or excusing EG from hiring and rehiring the coaches
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Post#28 » by dobrojim » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:25 pm

Could be I suppose (I didn't read far enough down the letters in the linked piece) but that said,
Hands would never be able to stay out of the politics thread, especially in a year like
we are having. No Millie there. Still skeptical.
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Post#29 » by keynote » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:25 pm

I prefer to believe that each iteration of Hands creates a clone with a new RealGM account...and then drowns himself. Yes, that means there's a basement somewhere full of water tanks containing the bodies of dead Hands clones.

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Post#30 » by Illuminaire » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:51 pm

Interesting that early on, Millie's grammar and punctuation was a lot sloppier and more Hands-y.
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Post#31 » by nuposse04 » Fri Apr 8, 2016 3:53 pm

Amazing that this is the most entertaining aspect of this current season.
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Post#32 » by Tricky_Kid » Fri Apr 8, 2016 4:26 pm

nuposse04 wrote:Amazing that this is the most entertaining aspect of this current season.

That`s what I thought

By the why He was banned on realgm?

This guy is weird. I read all his posts when He trolled Raps boars during the playoffs and lucky for him Wiz swept them and most posters thought He was some kind of guru :) I didn`t like his ego here but reading what He is writting on BF is totally different.
I think He wanted to piss some people here for ban and his revenge was Milie account - mega troll who is supporter to the most hated people here EG and Witt. No wonder that it is so annoying it`s like putting hand into honeycomb and expect the bees wouldn`t strike.

For better good BAN Milie account
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Post#33 » by Tricky_Kid » Fri Apr 8, 2016 4:31 pm

Oh and one more thing - nobody can copy me cause nobody is an idiot who can`t learn english for 20 years lol and of course I know polish perfect :-))

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Post#34 » by nate33 » Fri Apr 8, 2016 4:40 pm

dobrojim wrote:
fishercob wrote:Please let this be true. I love the internet!

viewtopic.php?t=1296633&start=480


Barring further and more convincing evidence, I'm not buying that hands=millie.

My own 'forensic analysis' says nope.

Agreed. I'm not convinced either.
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Post#35 » by TGW » Fri Apr 8, 2016 5:03 pm

nate33 wrote:
dobrojim wrote:
fishercob wrote:Please let this be true. I love the internet!

viewtopic.php?t=1296633&start=480


Barring further and more convincing evidence, I'm not buying that hands=millie.

My own 'forensic analysis' says nope.

Agreed. I'm not convinced either.


So you don't find it strange that out of all the people who posts on BR, he happens to choose Hands11's (a banned member) post to copy and paste here? That's a little bit too convenient for me.
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Post#36 » by AFM » Fri Apr 8, 2016 5:53 pm

good...god...
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Post#37 » by MikeTheKid » Fri Apr 8, 2016 6:14 pm

All I know is this is thread of the season!!!
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Post#38 » by pineappleheadindc » Fri Apr 8, 2016 6:15 pm

+/- guess for length this thread eventually gets to.

Me = 20 pages.
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Post#39 » by JWizmentality » Fri Apr 8, 2016 6:18 pm

I knew it!!!!!! Ever since they were jerk quoting each other. Lol. Best thread ever!! How has no one dropped the " You know you dun fuked up right" gif yet.

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Post#40 » by Dark Faze » Fri Apr 8, 2016 6:39 pm

Hands right now, logged into his mili account via cellphone:

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