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Post#281 » by Alfred » Fri Nov 7, 2014 3:25 pm

Are Wizards fans actually trying to make fun of franchise names right now? The franchise that was once named the Bullets, but decided to change their name because too many people in DC were getting shot? And settled on the Wizards, because of... Alliteration? Actually, I hope it was alliteration, and not some kind of connection between the Democratic party and the Klan.
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Post#282 » by fishercob » Fri Nov 7, 2014 3:30 pm

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Post#283 » by Ruzious » Fri Nov 7, 2014 3:36 pm

Alfred wrote:Are Wizards fans actually trying to make fun of franchise names right now? The franchise that was once named the Bullets, but decided to change their name because too many people in DC were getting shot? And settled on the Wizards, because of... Alliteration? Actually, I hope it was alliteration, and not some kind of connection between the Democratic party and the Klan.

Personally, I think Toronto made the right choice when they called tails choosing between Raptors and Dodo birds.
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Post#284 » by RustyMagoo » Fri Nov 7, 2014 3:36 pm

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Post#285 » by Alfred » Fri Nov 7, 2014 3:54 pm

Ruzious wrote:
Alfred wrote:Are Wizards fans actually trying to make fun of franchise names right now? The franchise that was once named the Bullets, but decided to change their name because too many people in DC were getting shot? And settled on the Wizards, because of... Alliteration? Actually, I hope it was alliteration, and not some kind of connection between the Democratic party and the Klan.

Personally, I think Toronto made the right choice when they called tails choosing between Raptors and Dodo birds.


I also think Washington bet on the right horse, the Wizards rolls off the tongue a bit better than the Washington Worms.
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Post#286 » by fishercob » Fri Nov 7, 2014 4:02 pm

Alfred wrote:
Ruzious wrote:
Alfred wrote:Are Wizards fans actually trying to make fun of franchise names right now? The franchise that was once named the Bullets, but decided to change their name because too many people in DC were getting shot? And settled on the Wizards, because of... Alliteration? Actually, I hope it was alliteration, and not some kind of connection between the Democratic party and the Klan.

Personally, I think Toronto made the right choice when they called tails choosing between Raptors and Dodo birds.


I also think Washington bet on the right horse, the Wizards rolls off the tongue a bit better than the Washington Worms.



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Post#287 » by benb331 » Fri Nov 7, 2014 4:48 pm

Alfred wrote:
Ruzious wrote:
Alfred wrote:Are Wizards fans actually trying to make fun of franchise names right now? The franchise that was once named the Bullets, but decided to change their name because too many people in DC were getting shot? And settled on the Wizards, because of... Alliteration? Actually, I hope it was alliteration, and not some kind of connection between the Democratic party and the Klan.

Personally, I think Toronto made the right choice when they called tails choosing between Raptors and Dodo birds.


I also think Washington bet on the right horse, the Wizards rolls off the tongue a bit better than the Washington Worms.


I remember being at a Bullets game when they were taking votes on the names. Wasn't Lizards on the ballot? We could've had a Reptile Rumble tonight. :lol:
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Post#288 » by pineappleheadindc » Fri Nov 7, 2014 4:52 pm

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Ouch.

This hurts my eyes as much as the 3-D logo that used to be on the Raptors court. Thank God they've removed that thing.

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Post#289 » by HeartBreaking » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:01 pm

Washington sucks balls
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Post#290 » by tontoz » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:05 pm

I can't blame Raps fans for having an attitude. After all their franchise is best known for the players who left.
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Post#291 » by doclinkin » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:07 pm

Alfred wrote:I also think Washington bet on the right horse, the Wizards rolls off the tongue a bit better than the Washington Worms.


Oh right. Word play. Alliteration, so clever. Hows about anagrams?
Let's break it down:

These Toronto Raptors

These tot porn orators
Those pant rooters
To porn theaters toots!
Oprah snorts other totes.
Rat poo northers test.

I dunno gents, wordplay doesn't seem to be helping y'all all that much.
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Post#292 » by Dat2U » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:10 pm

Jonas Valanciunas couldn't hold Andre Drummond's jock strap.

And I thoroughly enjoyed watching Terrence Ross poop the bed in the series against Pierce and the Nets.... looking forward to seeing it again this year.
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Post#293 » by Alfred » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:16 pm

Dat2U wrote:Jonas Valanciunas couldn't hold Andre Drummond's jock strap.

And I thoroughly enjoyed watching Terrence Ross poop the bed in the series against Pierce and the Nets.... looking forward to seeing it again this year.


And Pierce will finally be able to use his AARP discount on hotel rooms in Toronto! In an ironic twist of fate, I think he'll be arriving to games in a wheelchair this season instead of just leaving them in one.
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Post#294 » by Kanyewest » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:38 pm

Alfred wrote:
Dat2U wrote:Jonas Valanciunas couldn't hold Andre Drummond's jock strap.

And I thoroughly enjoyed watching Terrence Ross poop the bed in the series against Pierce and the Nets.... looking forward to seeing it again this year.


And Pierce will finally be able to use his AARP discount on hotel rooms in Toronto! In an ironic twist of fate, I think he'll be arriving to games in a wheelchair this season instead of just leaving them in one.


Pierce tore part of his MCL- it wasn't his call to get the wheel chair, you can read more about it here
http://www.celticstown.com/2010/06/06/p ... own-fault/

And when Pierce injured his knee- he had 22 points on 10 shots!

Sorry you guys are bitter at Pierce for breaking the Raptors' heart.

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Post#295 » by JWizmentality » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:39 pm

Alfred wrote:
Dat2U wrote:Jonas Valanciunas couldn't hold Andre Drummond's jock strap.

And I thoroughly enjoyed watching Terrence Ross poop the bed in the series against Pierce and the Nets.... looking forward to seeing it again this year.


And Pierce will finally be able to use his AARP discount on hotel rooms in Toronto! In an ironic twist of fate, I think he'll be arriving to games in a wheelchair this season instead of just leaving them in one.


Short term memory must be a Raptor thing...to constantly sh*t on the guy that sent you packing in the playoffs seems....butthurt. Or maybe you guys buy plenty of Vaseline.
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Post#296 » by JWizmentality » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:41 pm

I love the fact that we now have two guys that have famously put Lowry on his ass. :lol:
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Post#297 » by doclinkin » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:41 pm

Alfred wrote:
Dat2U wrote:Jonas Valanciunas couldn't hold Andre Drummond's jock strap.

And I thoroughly enjoyed watching Terrence Ross poop the bed in the series against Pierce and the Nets.... looking forward to seeing it again this year.


And Pierce will finally be able to use his AARP discount on hotel rooms in Toronto! In an ironic twist of fate, I think he'll be arriving to games in a wheelchair this season instead of just leaving them in one.


Even if he's playing in one he'll still probably block Kyle 'Dribble-into-traffic-then-fall-down' Lowry.

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Post#298 » by doclinkin » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:44 pm

Did drake find those pants at a bus station? Did he sleep with a homeless guy and steal his pants? Does that make him a hobosexual? Not that there's anything wrong with that, just wondering.
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Post#299 » by Alfred » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:46 pm

Kanyewest wrote:
Alfred wrote:
Dat2U wrote:Jonas Valanciunas couldn't hold Andre Drummond's jock strap.

And I thoroughly enjoyed watching Terrence Ross poop the bed in the series against Pierce and the Nets.... looking forward to seeing it again this year.


And Pierce will finally be able to use his AARP discount on hotel rooms in Toronto! In an ironic twist of fate, I think he'll be arriving to games in a wheelchair this season instead of just leaving them in one.


Pierce tore part of his MCL- it wasn't his call to get the wheel chair, you can read more about it here
http://www.celticstown.com/2010/06/06/p ... own-fault/

And when Pierce injured his knee- he had 22 points on 10 shots!

Sorry you guys are bitter at Pierce for breaking the Raptors' heart.

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I mean, Paul Pierce was fine in the series against us. The guy who torched us was Joe Johnson.

Feel free to continue believing you got a prime stud instead of a smooth mouthed horse on it's last stop before the glue factory.
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Post#300 » by HeartBreaking » Fri Nov 7, 2014 5:46 pm

Honestly washington sucks big fat chode, the whole city of washington is full of scumbags and cockroaches and that includes each and every one of you.
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