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Re: USA>Canada - Raptor fans troll here(Insults, trolls welc 

Post#321 » by Severn Hoos » Fri Nov 7, 2014 6:35 pm

pineappleheadindc wrote:
Dat2U wrote:Still waiting on the apology from Canada for Celine Dion.



Still waiting on someone to respond to my trade proposal.


USA -- Incoming: Rachael McAdams. Outgoing: Either Rosanne Barr or Sarah Palin + Cash Considerations

Canada: Incoming: Either Rosanne Barr or Sarah Palin + Cash Considerations. Outgoing: Rachel McAdams

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Make it Roseanne. My TV has a mute button.
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Post#322 » by pineappleheadindc » Fri Nov 7, 2014 6:39 pm

Severn Hoos wrote:
pineappleheadindc wrote:
Dat2U wrote:Still waiting on the apology from Canada for Celine Dion.



Still waiting on someone to respond to my trade proposal.


USA -- Incoming: Rachael McAdams. Outgoing: Either Rosanne Barr or Sarah Palin + Cash Considerations

Canada: Incoming: Either Rosanne Barr or Sarah Palin + Cash Considerations. Outgoing: Rachel McAdams

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Congratulations on a successful trade


Make it Roseanne. My TV has a mute button.



Severn, I was actually thinking about Nancy Grace b/c her voice irritates me. But then she has lots of followers, all of whom spend all day thinking about crimes like murder for hire. So I got scared that I'd be next.

I also don't think any right-thinking Canadian would swap Rachel McAdams :love: for Nancy Grace.

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Post#323 » by verbal8 » Fri Nov 7, 2014 6:42 pm

I looks like the Wizard ate the Dinosaur.

Alfred wrote:Well, I'm off. Good luck Wizards fans, hopefully you've got your lucky d20s ready, and make all of your saving throws against basketball related attacks.

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Post#324 » by miller31time » Fri Nov 7, 2014 6:50 pm

Something something....Justin Bieber. Something something......Rob Ford.

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Post#325 » by Kanyewest » Fri Nov 7, 2014 6:56 pm

Alfred wrote:
Kanyewest wrote:
Alfred wrote:
And Pierce will finally be able to use his AARP discount on hotel rooms in Toronto! In an ironic twist of fate, I think he'll be arriving to games in a wheelchair this season instead of just leaving them in one.


Pierce tore part of his MCL- it wasn't his call to get the wheel chair, you can read more about it here
http://www.celticstown.com/2010/06/06/p ... own-fault/

And when Pierce injured his knee- he had 22 points on 10 shots!

Sorry you guys are bitter at Pierce for breaking the Raptors' heart.

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I mean, Paul Pierce was fine in the series against us. The guy who torched us was Joe Johnson.

Feel free to continue believing you got a prime stud instead of a smooth mouthed horse on it's last stop before the glue factory.


Wiz got Wall and Beal and the Junior Mafia. Last time I checked, they were younger than your core- Bruno represents more of a Bruno from the Ali G show then a Kevin Durant. Gortat and Nene come to play and don't get DUIs like Jonas vas-so-ee-na-wan-sauce.

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Pierce will just show up in the end and exclaim why he's here.
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Post#326 » by pbj » Fri Nov 7, 2014 7:45 pm

I do declare, that the District of Columbia positively reeks of an odor not dissimilar to that of human fecal matter.
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Post#327 » by benb331 » Fri Nov 7, 2014 7:47 pm

pbj wrote:I do declare, that the District of Colombia positively reeks of an odor not dissimilar to that of human fecal matter.


Smells like flowers compared to Philly.
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Post#328 » by pbj » Fri Nov 7, 2014 7:49 pm

If the Washington Wizards were a car, they would probably be a Geo Metro or Ford Pinto
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Post#329 » by pbj » Fri Nov 7, 2014 7:50 pm

You once had a mayor who smoked crack, and even after he was exposed, you kept him on city council.


Wait a minute..
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Post#330 » by hands11 » Fri Nov 7, 2014 8:05 pm

HeartBreaking wrote:You say trolls are welcome, but im 100 percent serious. The wizards aren't in the same ballpark as the raptors if jonas and amir are both playing. Its going to be an easy pounding tonight


We welcome the clueless as well.

Well, we did invite TOR fans so they should have been implied but I can spell it out separately.

Hey, KD to TOR ... right ?

I mean, he liked the color of their unis as a child. Doesn't get any stronger of a connection then that.

I think he was wearing something like this while watching the games.

Its kind of sad actually. TOR so badly wants to be included in the KD conversation and fans actually believe there is a chance he will go there over WAS or staying in OKC. :nonono:

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Post#331 » by pbj » Fri Nov 7, 2014 8:34 pm

Lol I can't believe your starting center is Polish - that's like a tier or two below Lithuania when it comes to bleak and depressing Eastern European countries, and trust me, I know something about bleak and depressing Eastern European countries!
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Post#332 » by montestewart » Fri Nov 7, 2014 8:59 pm

pbj wrote:If the Washington Wizards were a car, they would probably be a Geo Metro or Ford Pinto

If the Raptors were a car, it would be a PPEOKPUGGI
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Post#333 » by montestewart » Fri Nov 7, 2014 9:00 pm

pbj wrote:You once had a mayor who smoked crack, and even after he was exposed, you kept him on city council.


Wait a minute..

Get your facts straight. He was reelected as mayor AFTER he got out of jail.
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Post#334 » by montestewart » Fri Nov 7, 2014 9:02 pm

pbj wrote:Lol I can't believe your starting center is Polish - that's like a tier or two below Lithuania when it comes to bleak and depressing Eastern European countries, and trust me, I know something about bleak and depressing Eastern European countries!

SAY THAT AGAIN!
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Post#335 » by pbj » Fri Nov 7, 2014 9:04 pm

montestewart wrote:
pbj wrote:Lol I can't believe your starting center is Polish - that's like a tier or two below Lithuania when it comes to bleak and depressing Eastern European countries, and trust me, I know something about bleak and depressing Eastern European countries!

SAY THAT AGAIN!
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THAT AGAIN!!

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Post#336 » by montestewart » Fri Nov 7, 2014 9:07 pm

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Dat2U wrote:Still waiting on the apology from Canada for Celine Dion.


The whole world is waiting for an apology for Michael Bolton.

Such a heartbreaker, that Michael

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Post#337 » by montestewart » Fri Nov 7, 2014 9:11 pm

pbj wrote:
montestewart wrote:
pbj wrote:Lol I can't believe your starting center is Polish - that's like a tier or two below Lithuania when it comes to bleak and depressing Eastern European countries, and trust me, I know something about bleak and depressing Eastern European countries!

SAY THAT AGAIN!
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THAT AGAIN!!

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DouChé! Expecting a battle in the post, filled with all that stereotypical Eastern European ennui. The stuff of epic novels. Jonas may be Marcin to a new beat.
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Post#338 » by vado » Fri Nov 7, 2014 9:59 pm

Wizards fans are a bunch of jive turkeys
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Post#339 » by pineappleheadindc » Fri Nov 7, 2014 10:04 pm

pbj wrote:You once had a mayor who smoked crack, and even after he was exposed, you kept him on city council.


Wait a minute..



LOL + AND1.

Quite honestly, pbj, you are the Toronto MVP of this thread. This, above, was hilarious.
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Post#340 » by keynote » Fri Nov 7, 2014 10:07 pm

Raptor fans are like schools on the second Monday in October: no class.

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