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Re: The Insults & shenanigans thread (trolls welcome here) 

Post#41 » by doclinkin » Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:59 am

From that thread

Ji wrote:Well if its any consolation.. when the caps were up 3-1 against Montreal, i sent out a public question on facebook asking everyone if they wanted to play Philly or Boston in the next round.

I need this jinx to end because all my friends think I am a jinx and this would end it all if we got John Wall. I could post game threads,etc



:clown: so funny.

We'd be on a win streak, the thread starter from the prior game thread was due to start a new one, Ji would see a cherry hanging low on the tree (the Charlotte LOLcats for instance) and rush in there to start a Game Thread trying to break his shxtstreak. Inevitably we'd lose, and the more often he did it the more ridiculously awful the outcome. Inevitably something terrible would happen. The "not possible" game may have been ji. But the final straw was definitely the game Gil blew his knee out.

Really it was a mercykill that an overzealous Heat mod 86'ed him.

And somehow after that he changed his name to Jay, and made a baby, and people started respecting his weather reports and all crazy kinda things happened. So who knows. Luck can turn, maybe. Maybe you put in enough hopeless enthusiasm long enough and eventually the wheel turns. Maybe.

Maybe. Though cross your fingers and try not to get your hopes up. Still makes me jumpy if he starts even a weather thread. Remember this guy revels in disaster. He's the first guy every year to advocate tanking for lotto balls.
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Post#42 » by montestewart » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:07 am

I tanked for lotto balls once. I was really drunk.
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Post#43 » by doclinkin » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:13 am

BUt back to BAHSTAHN for a moment.

Got to be the worst accent in any 'Merican state.
"Wheyaz deh closest Stahbahks? Do I gaht to take a kah ti git theyah? Caz I kent find my kahkeez."

Imagine being this dude's stenographer:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0[/youtube]

I think I'd stab myself in the tympanic membrane if I had to hear that gahdaahful accent for an hour or more.
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Post#44 » by dckingsfan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:30 am

doclinkin wrote:From that thread

Ji wrote:Well if its any consolation.. when the caps were up 3-1 against Montreal, i sent out a public question on facebook asking everyone if they wanted to play Philly or Boston in the next round.

I need this jinx to end because all my friends think I am a jinx and this would end it all if we got John Wall. I could post game threads,etc



:clown: so funny.

We'd be on a win streak, the thread starter from the prior game thread was due to start a new one, Ji would see a cherry hanging low on the tree (the Charlotte LOLcats for instance) and rush in there to start a Game Thread trying to break his shxtstreak. Inevitably we'd lose, and the more often he did it the more ridiculously awful the outcome. Inevitably something terrible would happen. The "not possible" game may have been ji. But the final straw was definitely the game Gil blew his knee out.

Really it was a mercykill that an overzealous Heat mod 86'ed him.

And somehow after that he changed his name to Jay, and made a baby, and people started respecting his weather reports and all crazy kinda things happened. So who knows. Luck can turn, maybe. Maybe you put in enough hopeless enthusiasm long enough and eventually the wheel turns. Maybe.

Maybe. Though cross your fingers and try not to get your hopes up. Still makes me jumpy if he starts even a weather thread. Remember this guy revels in disaster. He's the first guy every year to advocate tanking for lotto balls.


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Post#45 » by doclinkin » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:52 am

done.
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Post#46 » by daSwami » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:04 am

Pretty sure Ji caused this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqgYNPANWa0[/youtube]
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Post#47 » by verbal8 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:18 pm

pineappleheadindc wrote:.

Lastly, Nate noted how Ji finally redeemed himself by calling the Wizards moving up in the lottery to get John Wall. I've found the thread and it (for us old timers) makes for fun reading. Link: viewtopic.php?f=35&t=1011900


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Post#48 » by verbal8 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:19 pm

Shouldn't this thread be added to this thread:

viewtopic.php?f=35&t=1315613
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Post#49 » by Zonkerbl » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:48 pm

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Is a LeBron fan!
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#51 » by doclinkin » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:40 pm

Chicago. The Windy City. The Second City. The City of Big Shoulders. Sounds like a nice place. Let's examine...

Windy:
wind·y1
ˈwindē/
adjective
1.
(of weather, a period of time, or a place) marked by or exposed to strong winds.
"a very windy day"
synonyms: breezy, blowy, blustery, gusty; More
windswept, exposed, open to the elements, bare, bleak
antonyms: still, sheltered

2.
BRIT.
suffering from, marked by, or causing an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal.

"2nd City"
Woo! You're Number Two!!!

num·ber two
nouninformal
1.
a second in command.
"my conscientious number two in the task force"
2.
used euphemistically to refer to feces, esp. in reference to children.

"The City of Big Shoulders"

Hmmn.....

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Ah... that explains it...
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Post#52 » by pineappleheadindc » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:57 pm

The Chicago franchise should hang its head in shame over the Luv-a-Bulls.
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#53 » by long suffrin' boulez fan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:41 pm

Do I reveal myself as a self-loathing turncoat if I admit that I kind of like this particular incarnation of the Bulls? I like Tippytoes, I love the way they fight and play defense. I even kind of like Kirby's goggles and, well you know, who doesn't luv them sum luv a bulls, right?

Ok, LSBF, snap out of it...

Think Boozer. Dook. Coach Kay. Lil' Bobby Hurley. Christian Laettner. Wojo and worst of all, that stinking no call on Gminski when he fouled Buck Williams at the buzzer, costing UMD an ACC championship.

Ok, ok, I'm getting there.

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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#54 » by dckingsfan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:51 pm

Really stupid guy from Cleveland decides to leave. Goes to Chicago thereby raising the IQ of both populations :)
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Post#55 » by dckingsfan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:53 pm

The most powerful city in the US vs the most bankrupt city in the US.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/08/will-chicago ... ankruptcy/
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Post#56 » by Indomitable » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:03 pm

dckingsfan wrote:The most powerful city in the US vs the most bankrupt city in the US.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/08/will-chicago ... ankruptcy/

You're playing Detroit?
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Post#57 » by tontoz » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:28 pm

The Luvabulls alone are enough of a reason to hate Chicago.
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#58 » by dckingsfan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:40 pm

Indomitable wrote:
dckingsfan wrote:The most powerful city in the US vs the most bankrupt city in the US.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/08/will-chicago ... ankruptcy/

You're playing Detroit?


Read the link :)
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Post#59 » by cwb3 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:48 pm

Oh god I just remembered. . .at least 4 game threads full of Luv A Bull's in front of us. . . :waaa:
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Post#60 » by Higga » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:49 pm

Wale > Kanye West

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