The Official Eric Maynor Shrine

JWizmentality · Post #441 » by **JWizmentality** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:54 pm

Could've sworn Jackson went undrafted.

closg00 · Post #442 » by **closg00** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:18 pm

JWizmentality wrote:Could've sworn Jackson went undrafted.

Jackson went 42nd, after Wolters. I admit it not knowing anything about Jackson until recently.

mohammed10 · Post #443 » by **mohammed10** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:55 pm

Damn this thread is funny and sad at the same time.

Doesn't Maynor have a player option on year two of this abomination of a contract?

Didn't Ernie cut Kendall Marshalll (who is doing pretty well for himself in the D-league)?

Isn't Pierre Jackson available?

Ugh

fishercob · Post #444 » by **fishercob** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:02 pm

JWiz's evolving thread titles are fabulous -- his greatest contribution to the board since he got out of the porn distribution business.

mohammed10 · Post #445 » by **mohammed10** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:57 pm

fishercob wrote:JWiz's evolving thread titles are fabulous -- his greatest contribution to the board since he got out of the pron distribution business.

'pron' distribution? Was he selling shrimp? :lol:

Nivek · Post #446 » by **Nivek** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:00 pm

fishercob wrote:JWiz's evolving thread titles are fabulous -- his greatest contribution to the board since he got out of the pron distribution business.

Yep. My son checks in every couple days to find out what the new title is. He loved the "steals tennis balls off your grandma's walker" one.

JWizmentality · Post #447 » by **JWizmentality** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:10 pm

fishercob wrote:JWiz's evolving thread titles are fabulous -- his greatest contribution to the board since he got out of the pron distribution business.

Cut me some slack, I was just hitting puberty. :oops:

verbal8 · Post #448 » by **verbal8** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:57 pm

JWizmentality wrote:
fishercob wrote:JWiz's evolving thread titles are fabulous -- his greatest contribution to the board since he got out of the pron distribution business.

Cut me some slack, I was just hitting puberty.

Nothing really to add on the subject of Maynor, just figured I would add a potential topic name.

verbal8 · Post #449 » by **verbal8** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:00 am

mohammed10 wrote:Damn this thread is funny and sad at the same time.

Doesn't Maynor have a player option on year two of this abomination of a contract?

Didn't Ernie cut Kendall Marshalll (who is doing pretty well for himself in the D-league)?

Isn't Pierre Jackson available?

Ugh

All these are true.

Post #450 » by **nate33** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:12 am

Another great effort by Maynor against Brooklyn. The end of the bench stayed nice and warm.

hands11 · Post #451 » by **hands11** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:32 am

nate33 wrote:Another great effort by Maynor against Brooklyn. The end of the bench stayed nice and warm.

Heard he handed out Trident and was giving inner thigh massages.

mohammed10 · Post #452 » by **mohammed10** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:44 am

nate33 wrote:Another great effort by Maynor against Brooklyn. The end of the bench stayed nice and warm.

Maynor has played a TOTAL of 8 min the last 5 games...we're 2-3 during that time, by the way

TGW · Post #453 » by **TGW** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:56 am

Poor wizardry...probably overdosed on all that crow he ate....

wizardry · Post #454 » by **wizardry** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:53 pm

mohammed10 wrote:
nate33 wrote:Another great effort by Maynor against Brooklyn. The end of the bench stayed nice and warm.

Maynor has played a TOTAL of 8 min the last 5 games...we're 2-3 during that time, by the way

Those 2 wins Beal and Nene came back. Just sayin

mohammed10 · Post #455 » by **mohammed10** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:32 pm

wizardry wrote:
mohammed10 wrote:
nate33 wrote:Another great effort by Maynor against Brooklyn. The end of the bench stayed nice and warm.

Maynor has played a TOTAL of 8 min the last 5 games...we're 2-3 during that time, by the way

Those 2 wins Beal and Nene came back. Just sayin

So, just to extrapolate, is Maynor our glue guy? :lol:

wizardry · Post #456 » by **wizardry** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:08 pm

mohammed10 wrote:
wizardry wrote:
mohammed10 wrote:
Maynor has played a TOTAL of 8 min the last 5 games...we're 2-3 during that time, by the way

Those 2 wins Beal and Nene came back. Just sayin

So, just to extrapolate, is Maynor our glue guy?

Just an educated guess to your statement. :lol:

dckingsfan · Post #457 » by **dckingsfan** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:52 pm

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

That is my chant BTW.

JWizmentality · Post #458 » by **JWizmentality** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:58 pm

dckingsfan wrote:DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

That is my chant BTW.

DNP...awesome new nickname!! From now on Maynor shall from henceforth be known as DNP! :lol:

tontoz · Post #459 » by **tontoz** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:59 pm

mohammed10 wrote:So, just to extrapolate, is Maynor our glue guy?

I think i have just figured out a way to get out of his option year.

closg00 · Post #460 » by **closg00** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:50 pm

I would put the thread renaming success rate at about %90. Kudos, not an easy task to pull-off :bowdown:

How Pungent Is The Suck Emanating From Eric Maynor