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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#61 » by cwb3 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:51 pm

long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:Do I reveal myself as a self-loathing turncoat if I admit that I kind of like this particular incarnation of the Bulls? I like Tippytoes, I love the way they fight and play defense. I even kind of like Kirby's goggles and, well you know, who doesn't luv them sum luv a bulls, right?

Ok, LSBF, snap out of it...

Think Boozer. Dook. Coach Kay. Lil' Bobby Hurley. Christian Laettner. Wojo and worst of all, that stinking no call on Gminski when he fouled Buck Williams at the buzzer, costing UMD an ACC championship.

Ok, ok, I'm getting there.

Help me out fellow posters. Help me get into a lather in time for 7pm Sunday.


Sadly I have to agree with you, they are actually my 2nd favorite team after the Wizards. Sorta bummed to see them against each other in the first round, but I guess happy that at least one of them will advance.

Yes I know. . .I'm doing this thread ALL WRONG!!! :noway:
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Re: Chicago: the pizza sucks. (Insults thread, trolls welco 

Post#62 » by Ruzious » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:40 pm

I hear the Bulls are going to be sold after the series with Washington. Must be - since everyone's going to say the Wizards own them!
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Post#63 » by pineappleheadindc » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:36 pm

cwb3 wrote:Oh god I just remembered. . .at least 4 game threads full of Luv A Bull's in front of us. . . :waaa:




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Post#64 » by mohammed10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:05 pm

Hey Bulls, remember this?

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Post#65 » by montestewart » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:24 pm

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cwb3 wrote:Oh god I just remembered. . .at least 4 game threads full of Luv A Bull's in front of us. . . :waaa:




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Post#66 » by TGW » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:47 pm

Chicago is the new murder capital of the United States. More people died there because of gun violence than in Iraq last year.

I'm not exaggerating...I saw that in the news. What a terrible city.

They also suck because they breed people like Kanye West, Cheif Keef, and the Luvabulls.
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Post#67 » by doclinkin » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:27 pm

cwb3 wrote:
long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:Do I reveal myself as a self-loathing turncoat if I admit that I kind of like this particular incarnation of the Bulls? I like Tippytoes, I love the way they fight and play defense. I even kind of like Kirby's goggles and, well you know, who doesn't luv them sum luv a bulls, right?

Ok, LSBF, snap out of it...

Think Boozer. Dook. Coach Kay. Lil' Bobby Hurley. Christian Laettner. Wojo and worst of all, that stinking no call on Gminski when he fouled Buck Williams at the buzzer, costing UMD an ACC championship.

Ok, ok, I'm getting there.

Help me out fellow posters. Help me get into a lather in time for 7pm Sunday.


Sadly I have to agree with you, they are actually my 2nd favorite team after the Wizards. Sorta bummed to see them against each other in the first round, but I guess happy that at least one of them will advance.

Yes I know. . .I'm doing this thread ALL WRONG!!! :noway:


Laying aside whether or not I agree with the premise (I do, I really do, and JoNo is one of my favorite non-wizards, yes) --- yes YOU ARE BOTH DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!

With my powers as the People's Moderator I will ban you! BAN YOU! BAN YOU!!! if you sully this thread again with that sort of nonsense.

To atone you better find somebody to insult up in this piece.
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Post#68 » by montestewart » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:49 pm

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Post#69 » by pancakes3 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:57 pm

That is so ridiculous. Miami fans are the worst.
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Post#70 » by AFM » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:02 pm

To be fair, she probably thinks she's at a football game
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Post#71 » by montestewart » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:03 pm

pancakes3 wrote:That is so ridiculous. Miami fans are the worst.

I like the guy next to her with his "YEAH!" face.
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Post#72 » by penbeast0 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:15 pm

I thought she was a visiting Luv-a-Bull, women down here are generally better looking (or 40 years older).
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Post#73 » by pineappleheadindc » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:19 pm

doclinkin wrote:
cwb3 wrote:
long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:Do I reveal myself as a self-loathing turncoat if I admit that I kind of like this particular incarnation of the Bulls? I like Tippytoes, I love the way they fight and play defense. I even kind of like Kirby's goggles and, well you know, who doesn't luv them sum luv a bulls, right?

Ok, LSBF, snap out of it...

Think Boozer. Dook. Coach Kay. Lil' Bobby Hurley. Christian Laettner. Wojo and worst of all, that stinking no call on Gminski when he fouled Buck Williams at the buzzer, costing UMD an ACC championship.

Ok, ok, I'm getting there.

Help me out fellow posters. Help me get into a lather in time for 7pm Sunday.


Sadly I have to agree with you, they are actually my 2nd favorite team after the Wizards. Sorta bummed to see them against each other in the first round, but I guess happy that at least one of them will advance.

Yes I know. . .I'm doing this thread ALL WRONG!!! :noway:


Laying aside whether or not I agree with the premise (I do, I really do, and JoNo is one of my favorite non-wizards, yes) --- yes YOU ARE BOTH DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!

With my powers as the People's Moderator I will ban you! BAN YOU! BAN YOU!!! if you sully this thread again with that sort of nonsense.

To atone you better find somebody to insult up in this piece.



Jeebus H. Christmas, it's really poor form to self-appoint yourself as the "People's Moderator". As we all know, the *real* People's Moderators are Donkey and JWiz. I don't know how they'd feel about just naming yourself to their group, on your own, all willy-nilly and such.

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Post#74 » by Ruzious » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:20 pm

I think she was perturbed at Noah's choice of hair style. Quite frankly, I don't blame her.
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Post#75 » by montestewart » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:22 pm

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Noah seems like he's wound a little too tight, but obviously John Wall's disarming charm can capably neutralize that intensity
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Post#76 » by long suffrin' boulez fan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:33 pm

doclinkin wrote:
cwb3 wrote:
long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:Do I reveal myself as a self-loathing turncoat if I admit that I kind of like this particular incarnation of the Bulls? I like Tippytoes, I love the way they fight and play defense. I even kind of like Kirby's goggles and, well you know, who doesn't luv them sum luv a bulls, right?

Ok, LSBF, snap out of it...

Think Boozer. Dook. Coach Kay. Lil' Bobby Hurley. Christian Laettner. Wojo and worst of all, that stinking no call on Gminski when he fouled Buck Williams at the buzzer, costing UMD an ACC championship.

Ok, ok, I'm getting there.

Help me out fellow posters. Help me get into a lather in time for 7pm Sunday.


Sadly I have to agree with you, they are actually my 2nd favorite team after the Wizards. Sorta bummed to see them against each other in the first round, but I guess happy that at least one of them will advance.

Yes I know. . .I'm doing this thread ALL WRONG!!! :noway:


Laying aside whether or not I agree with the premise (I do, I really do, and JoNo is one of my favorite non-wizards, yes) --- yes YOU ARE BOTH DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!

With my powers as the People's Moderator I will ban you! BAN YOU! BAN YOU!!! if you sully this thread again with that sort of nonsense.

To atone you better find somebody to insult up in this piece.


Thanks Doc... I needed that.

OK then. In 2008, Chicago was deemed the most segregated city in America. A legacy of more than a century of overt and more subtle forms of institutional racism (like redlining, steering and the construction of segregating freeways), the situation in Chicago is truly a tale of haves and have nots, largely based on race.

Using sports as an example, one of Chicago's most prominent citizens of the latter part of the 19th century and early part of the 20th century was baseball and sporting good magnate Albert Spalding. Spalding was largely responsible for establishing the color line in baseball and promoting the sport as the national pastime, a professional pursuit for whites only. In fact, many believe him to be the inventor of the bleachers, a place apart where black and poor people could be segregated away from the remainder of the crowd -- while still lining the pockets of white owners.

Compare that to Abe Pollin, who used his own money during an era of rampant owner blackmail and corporate welfare to build an arena in a struggling section of town in order to create economic opportunity for people of the district.
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Post#77 » by montestewart » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:11 pm

Chicago is listed as the 4th worst rat city in the world (some place called Rat Island only made 9th).
http://www.animalplanet.com/wild-animal ... -world.htm

And here are "25 Facts That Make Chicago The Most Depressing Big City In America" http://www.businessinsider.com/chicago- ... 013-6?op=1

Chicago tops in:

Bed Bugs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/1 ... 12695.html

Murder
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/gov ... al-of-u-s/

Parking hassles
http://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/insuranc ... rking-car/
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Post#78 » by pancakes3 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:47 pm

Sounds like Chicago is *almost* as bad as Oklahoma City.
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Post#79 » by montestewart » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:49 pm

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What is that in her left hand? It looks like a mini balalaika or something. Maybe she was halftime entertainment.
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Post#80 » by AFM » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:23 pm

I'll show you a mini balalaika.

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