The Official Kyle Kuzma Thread

leswizards · Post #921 » by **leswizards** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:13 am

Kuzma was going to get $30 million a year; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to bring the Wizards 2 first round picks at the trade deadline; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to get the Wizards the 13th pick in the draft; then he didn’t.

Until there is actually evidence to the contrary, I think kuzma should be viewed as a bum who is not valued by other teams.

TGW · Post #922 » by **TGW** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:19 am

leswizards wrote:Kuzma was going to get $30 million a year; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to bring the Wizards 2 first round picks at the trade deadline; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to get the Wizards the 13th pick in the draft; then he didn’t.

Until there is actually evidence to the contrary, I think kuzma should be viewed as a bum who is not valued by other teams.

The Mavs wanted him. For some strange phucking reason, Winger asked Kuzma if he approved the trade to the Mavs. Winger said they "loved" Kuzma.

When I read that, I had to pause. I should have known that Kuzma wasn't going anywhere when I read that. They value him more than picks. More than Deni, apparently.

I used to crap on Shepperd for being terrible, but this is not any better so far.

Frichuela · Post #923 » by **Frichuela** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:21 am

TGW wrote:
leswizards wrote:Kuzma was going to get $30 million a year; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to bring the Wizards 2 first round picks at the trade deadline; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to get the Wizards the 13th pick in the draft; then he didn’t.

Until there is actually evidence to the contrary, I think kuzma should be viewed as a bum who is not valued by other teams.

The Mavs wanted him. For some strange phucking reason, Winger asked Kuzma if he approved the trade to the Mavs. Winger said they "loved" Kuzma.

When I read that, I had to pause. I should have known that Kuzma wasn't going anywhere when I read that. They value him more than picks. More than Deni, apparently.

I used to crap on Shepperd for being terrible, but this is not any better so far.

This franchise fetish with Kuzma is maddening :banghead:

leswizards · Post #924 » by **leswizards** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:24 am

TGW wrote:
leswizards wrote:Kuzma was going to get $30 million a year; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to bring the Wizards 2 first round picks at the trade deadline; and then he didn’t. Kuzma was going to get the Wizards the 13th pick in the draft; then he didn’t.

Until there is actually evidence to the contrary, I think kuzma should be viewed as a bum who is not valued by other teams.

The Mavs wanted him. For some strange phucking reason, Winger asked Kuzma if he approved the trade to the Mavs. Winger said they "loved" Kuzma.

When I read that, I had to pause. I should have known that Kuzma wasn't going anywhere when I read that. They value him more than picks. More than Deni, apparently.

I used to crap on Shepperd for being terrible, but this is not any better so far.

Or maybe kuzma’s pr people floated that rumor to stroke his pathetic little ego, and the Wizards front office has no incentive to deny the rumor.

Benjammin · Post #925 » by **Benjammin** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:28 am

So, it looks like probably at least half a season more of the Kyle Kuzma experience. He seems like a nice guy and he does put up some stats but I certainly hope they get something decent for him. So far the jury is out on that...

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badinage · Post #926 » by **badinage** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:34 am

Get. Rid. Of. Him.

There’s no purpose he serves now.

Do it for two second-rounders, which this FO probably regards as good value.

The purpose is to be epically awful? Well, do it — ship him out. And Poole. And Brogdon.

Play all rookies and second-year guys and G leagues. Who cares?

Speaking of, I truly, truly wish I didn’t.

AFM · Post #927 » by **AFM** » Mon Oct 14, 2024 6:39 pm

Watch on YouTube

Comments are hilarious

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #928 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Oct 14, 2024 9:05 pm

Those airballs certainly do not encourage the rookies to consider Kuzma a good locker room presence or a leader.

AFM · Post #929 » by **AFM** » Fri Oct 25, 2024 10:58 pm

Kuzma and Poole getting some love already

Watch on YouTube

Airball City.

keynote · Post #930 » by **keynote** » Sat Oct 26, 2024 12:13 am

I've found the reason for the slump. Kuz without the tunnel fits is like Samson without the locs.

AFM · Post #931 » by **AFM** » Sat Oct 26, 2024 12:20 am

he had to switch to sweats because he gained 30 pounds in the offseason

out here built like the average realgmer.

prime1time · Post #932 » by **prime1time** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 1:53 am

Eventually we'll look back and say tonight's game is when Kuzma became expendable. We have to play him so we can maximize his value in a future trade but he is now expendable. And his presence will only take shots away from our young players.

AFM · Post #933 » by **AFM** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:37 am

Watch on YouTube

Just start it at 0:22 :lol:

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #934 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:44 am

Kyle BoosMa

Frichuela · Post #935 » by **Frichuela** » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:11 pm

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AFM · Post #936 » by **AFM** » Thu Jan 23, 2025 12:38 am

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Frichuela · Post #937 » by **Frichuela** » Sun Jan 26, 2025 12:48 pm

This clown is unreal..

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doclinkin · Post #938 » by **doclinkin** » Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:18 pm

Frichuela wrote:This clown is unreal..

Read on Twitter
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Trying to get his name mentioned in Miami trade talks.

Frichuela · Post #939 » by **Frichuela** » Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:21 pm

Wiz fan uproar in X…

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dorianwrite · Post #940 » by **dorianwrite** » Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:25 pm

I've written this one some other thread: trade Kuzma for anything. A second round pick, a hopelessly injured player who just gets stowed on the bench while his contract runs out, a bag of deflated basketballs. Anything.

Surprised?