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My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:29 pm
by JWizmentality
Alicia Keys is pregnant and getting married.
Whhhhhhhhhy!!!!! It was supposed to be just me and you Alicia!!
Do you know how long it took me to put up the 10ftX6ft mural of you in my living room.
I'm heartbroken....and heavily medicated. Atleast we have John Wa....ah f**k it.
Goodbye Wizboard. It's been great.

Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:59 pm
by LyricalRico
Here's something to keep you warm at night (or music to kill yourself by, however you want to look at it):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszuqAOFFMg
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 3:48 pm
by keynote
I used to go to the Pan Pan on 135th and Lenox, wearing a blue suit, just to order the hot chocolate. Unfortunately, none of the waitresses looked like Alicia.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJiLcNQdye4[/youtube]
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:29 pm
by JWizmentality
Bah! Suicide is for losers! I'm going to medicate myself until I feel better.
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:57 pm
by God Squad
i love that women...back off swizz beats...shes mineee
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:22 pm
by Wizards2Lottery
I thought you were engaged? Can I have your fiancee?
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:40 pm
by LyricalRico
Wizards2Lottery wrote:I thought you were engaged? Can I have your fiancee?
Um, we already have a trade thread. Thanks.
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:41 pm
by JWizmentality
Wizards2Lottery wrote:I thought you were engaged? Can I have your fiancee?
I am...but what's that got to do with anything? It's Alicia Keys...I would drink her bath water.
I'm sure my fiancee feels the same way. Let me go ask her.
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:46 pm
by AceDegenerate
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HCGwTXNOLs[/youtube]
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 3:24 am
by mohammed10
LyricalRico wrote:Um, we already have a trade thread. Thanks.
Well played, Rico....well played
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 8:53 am
by Wes_Tiny_Abe_
I remember when Alicia Key's debut CD first came out, everybody I knew at the time would come up to me and ask me this question...
Have you bought the Alicia Keys CD yet?Every single time I was approached with this question my reply was always the same...
"No thank you. I already bought all of Patrice Rushen's albums years ago. Why in the hell would I want to listen to a cheap ripoff of Patrice when I already own THE REAL THING?"

Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 3:27 pm
by keynote
Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:I remember when Alicia Key's debut CD first came out, everybody I knew at the time would come up to me and ask me this question...
Have you bought the Alicia Keys CD yet?Every single time I was approached with this question my reply was always the same...
"No thank you. I already bought all of Patrice Rushen's albums years ago. Why in the hell would I want to listen to a cheap ripoff of Patrice when I already own THE REAL THING?"

And then you told those kids to get off your lawn, right?

I get it that both Keys and Rushen are great female singer/songwriter/pianists (you could also add Brenda Russell to that list), but I don't see much more similarity beyond that. Keys' vocals have more heft, for starters; Rushen's voice is pretty, but slight.
Don't get me wrong: I actually like Rushen quite a bit. But there's room in R&B for both of 'em.
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 4:31 pm
by montestewart
keynote wrote:Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:I remember when Alicia Key's debut CD first came out, everybody I knew at the time would come up to me and ask me this question...
Have you bought the Alicia Keys CD yet?Every single time I was approached with this question my reply was always the same...
"No thank you. I already bought all of Patrice Rushen's albums years ago. Why in the hell would I want to listen to a cheap ripoff of Patrice when I already own THE REAL THING?"

And then you told those kids to get off your lawn, right?

I get it that both Keys and Rushen are great female singer/songwriter/pianists (you could also add Brenda Russell to that list), but I don't see much more similarity beyond that. Keys' vocals have more heft, for starters; Rushen's voice is pretty, but slight.
Don't get me wrong: I actually like Rushen quite a bit. But there's room in R&B for both of 'em.
The first time I heard Macy Gray, I thought she was riffing off/ripping off Esther Phillips. Ha! What a stretch.
Similarities in style and songs usually evidences awareness of and respect for a tradition, and people that largely reject tradition usually don't become very popular, no matter how talented they are. Keys is similar to some contemporaries and predecessors, and comparisons are inevitable, but she's not a clone.
Re: My life is OVER
Posted: Tue Jun 1, 2010 8:48 pm
by JWizmentality
Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:I remember when Alicia Key's debut CD first came out, everybody I knew at the time would come up to me and ask me this question...
Have you bought the Alicia Keys CD yet?Every single time I was approached with this question my reply was always the same...
"No thank you. I already bought all of Patrice Rushen's albums years ago. Why in the hell would I want to listen to a cheap ripoff of Patrice when I already own THE REAL THING?"

You will burn in hell with gasoline drawers on for your blasphemy!
