Baselss Rumors for Those Who Like That Sorta Thing Thread

Post #1 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 5:35 pm

I'm off to Chicago for work and will be out-of-pocket.

Actually, don't care if this thread stays or goes, but only wanted to get it started before I leave. If we hate this idea, plz PM Miller to remove.

Or, post your own baseless rumor here.

Post #2 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 5:36 pm

Baseless Rumor: Meagan Fox loves Scabs.

Discuss.

JWizmentality · Post #3 » by **JWizmentality** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 8:14 pm

A very reliable source told me miller31time has a soda can fetish.

....yeah, your guess is as good as mine.

Post #4 » by **miller31time** » Fri Jul 9, 2010 8:29 pm

My inside sources have told me JWiz's momma so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to EVERYONE.

Donkey McDonkerton · Post #5 » by **Donkey McDonkerton** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:33 am

Donkey hears that James, Bosh and Wade will play together in the summer league to get use to each other.

willbcocks · Post #6 » by **willbcocks** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:59 am

My sources at DC medical tell me Wall's groin was amputated this morning.

WallToWall · Post #7 » by **WallToWall** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:08 am

Our medical staff says that Hinrich has two left feet.

sfam · Post #8 » by **sfam** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:05 am

I just heard a rumor that Delonte West just left Lebron James' mother for Gil and is now nursing his achilles tendon back to health!

keynote · Post #9 » by **keynote** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:04 am

WallToWall wrote:Our medical staff says that Hinrich has two left feet.

two to three feet, from what I hear.

verbal8 · Post #10 » by **verbal8** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:48 pm

I heard a rumor that Peter Vescey uses this thread to get inside info about the Wizards.

daSwami · Post #11 » by **daSwami** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:42 pm

Ted will change the franchise name to the Washington Monuments and our team color will be red. Source:

http://www.tedstake.com/2010/07/17/rock ... -logo-too/

pancakes3 · Post #12 » by **pancakes3** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:11 am

keynote wrote:
WallToWall wrote:Our medical staff says that Hinrich has two left feet.

two to three feet, from what I hear.

i red the original quote as hinrich has two weeks left

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #13 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:54 am

verbal8 wrote:I heard a rumor that Peter Vescey uses this thread to get inside info about the Wizards.

I get the dig at Vescey's journalism, but in all seriousness rumors get started right here, occasionally. There are definitely national media types who blog. I have cyber-talked with a couple, not counting a certain freelance contributor to SI among others who used to post here quite often.

We had a voice in the lockerroom who knew up close and personal.

To me, things have come full circle with the Wizards broadcasters following blogs during the games now. Listening to posters from this site call in to the radio broadcasts, and following Mike Prada on Bulletsforever, and such; what we say here does amount to inside info.

As far as I'm concerned, we know as much about the Wizards as anyone not in the lockerroom on a daily basis.

So, Vescey could learn something here. So could Wilbon. Geez.

(verbal8, you could be Vescey for all we know. I believe some media and some insiders just have real tight aliases).

verbal8 · Post #14 » by **verbal8** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:25 am

daSwami wrote:Ted will change the franchise name to the Washington Monuments and our team color will be red. Source:

http://www.tedstake.com/2010/07/17/rock ... -logo-too/

That is too close to being based in fact for this thread

Monuments would make a certain amount of sense. I think the Nationals and Capitals nicknames work pretty well and it would be a similar nickname. I wonder if the Mystics get their name changed first. They might be a lower risk test case for how to change the name. I doubt there would be much of any outcry to change the name back to the Wizards, but a decent number of fans would be annoyed if it was changed to a name other than Bullets.