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Fake headlines from the upcoming Lost Season

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:28 pm
by keynote
So we lose the entire season. Wizards stories will be far and few in between. Any predictions on who will make the news over the next calendar year - and why?

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Andray Blatche Injured In Freak "motorboating" Accident
argument over tip leads to overly aggressive lapdance

Wizards' Team Doctors Arrested for Resume Fraud
"they kept calling MRIs 'Murray'," says investigator

McGee and Mom Earn Second Place In "MotherBoy" Pageant
"The league wanted the Bluths to win," says Pam

Vesley Recovers from Mono

Re: Fake headlines from the upcoming Lost Season

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:44 am
by fishercob
keynote wrote:So we lose the entire season. Wizards stories will be far and few in between. Any predictions on who will make the news over the next calendar year - and why?

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McGee and Mom Earn Second Place In "MotherBoy" Pageant
"The league wanted the Bluths to win," says Pam




:D

Re: Fake headlines from the upcoming Lost Season

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:47 am
by montestewart
Flip Saunders compares Herman Cain, Steve Jobs to KG
Something about heart

Seraphin, Vesely, and N'Diaye refuse to speak English
Move in solidarity with players union

Jordan Crawford cuts in front of Lebron at buffet table
"Not saying I'm better than him, but maybe just a little hungrier." Crawford said

Re: Fake headlines from the upcoming Lost Season

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:17 pm
by verbal8
montestewart wrote:Flip Saunders compares Herman Cain, Steve Jobs to KG
Something about heart

Seraphin, Vesely, and N'Diaye refuse to speak English
Move in solidarity with players union

Jordan Crawford cuts in front of Lebron at buffet table
"Not saying I'm better than him, but maybe just a little hungrier." Crawford said


:lol: