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People who wear Wizards merchandise are beneath me.

Yeah I said it.
That includes the players too.

Me and my dog will not be attending any Wizards games this upcoming (lockout shortened) season.

Of all Wes' posts, this one has the most swag.

+1

y'all need to chill

you tellin' my 14 yo daughter not to wear her new style red Wall jersey?

get real - she don't care what you think

Great...from that angle you can tell me how my a$$ taste!

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:People who wear Wizards merchandise are beneath me.

Crowding in the street, shouting for you to jump.

Go grab old pictures of yourself wearing Bullets merchandise and go grab recent pictures of yourself wearing Wizards merchandise and compare the two.

In which pictures do you look better?

Unfortunately I cannot do that because I myself do not own any Wizards merchandise.

doclinkin wrote:

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:People who wear Wizards merchandise are beneath me.

Crowding in the street, shouting for you to jump.

They are the ones who need to jump for paying inflated rents and inflated real estate prices.

Not me.

Wes_Tiny_Abe_ wrote:Go grab old pictures of yourself wearing Bullets merchandise and go grab recent pictures of yourself wearing Wizards merchandise and compare the two.

In which pictures do you look better?

Unfortunately I cannot do that because I myself do not own any Wizards merchandise.

Well the merchandise is going to look much better now because of the new color scheme.

Where do you stand on actual Wizards? Gandalf etc.

Can't wait to buy me a bunch of Wizards gear at one of the new DC Walmarts.

I have a Wizards thong

dangermouse wrote:Where do you stand on actual Wizards? Gandalf etc.

Actual wizards who live within their means are ok in my book.

Newly self proclaimed Wizards who pay inflated rents and move from one trendy neighborhood to the next get no respect from me.

I will not call the police when I see them getting mugged and I will ask them personal question after personal question until they finally come clean about not originally being from their current flavor of the month trendy neighborhood.

The hilarious irony about these toolish ramblings is that the real natives of the area were driven out and slaughtered hundreds of years ago.

But you won't see a tear shed by the troll.