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We've tried Mack.
We've tried Livingston.
We've tried Price.
We've tried Pargo.
We've tried Crawford.

Our 3-20 record has lulled this league into a sense of security. Now is the time to strike. When the iron is hot.


What is 6 foot 7, 200 lbs, 2% body fat, and runs a 4 minute mile? What can bench 3 times his body weight 20 reps?

What accelerates from 0-60 quicker than a Bugatti? What runs the court faster than a Velociraptor?

What do you get when you combine the handles of Tim Hardaway, the jumper of Ray Allen, and the court vision of Steve Nash?


The Czech Beast. The Czech Republic has a history of producing all star talent, especially when drafted by the Wizards so I have no doubt he will be amazing.

Fly him over Ernie. It's time.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGiKlG2E1W4[/youtube]

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His two percent body fat must all be in the double chin he's starting to develop.

He developed that after taking a lot of hits to the neck mid air during 360 tomahawk jams in traffic.
Dont be a hater. He not a bust he not a bust.

Did I mention his hand speed?
He's banned from 3 casinos his hand speed is so good.

Is the Czech league in season?

If not, might as well. He couldn't be any worse than Livingston or Pargo.

Whats with the TWolves logo? Anyways, he looks like he can shoot at least, decent form.

AFM wrote:Did I mention his hand speed?
He's banned from 3 casinos his hand speed is so good.

dangermouse wrote:Whats with the TWolves logo? Anyways, he looks like he can shoot at least, decent form.

Eg will trade him to the wolves if he turns out to be a legit nba player.