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2013-14 Roster

   Trevor Ariza   F   
   Leandro Barbosa (FA)   
   Bradley Beal   G   
   Trevor Booker   F   
   Jason Collins (FA)   C   
   Al Harrington   F   
   Cartier Martin (FA)   
   Eric Maynor   G   
   Nene   F-C   
   Emeka Okafor   C   
   Otto Porter   F   
   A.J. Price (FA)   G   
   Glen Rice   G-F   
   Kevin Seraphin   C   
   Chris Singleton   F   
   Garrett Temple   G   
   Jan Vesely   F   
   John Wall   G   
   Martell Webster   F-G

On a scale from 0-to-10, 10 being the most value

How would you rate the members of the Wizard's 2013-14 roster in their current trade value?

Trevor Ariza: 6/10 cute beard, but he's the "second trevor" and no one wants that

Leandro Barbosa: 8/10 pirate surname, brazilian so you know he can dance and you know he keeps things tidy

Brad Beal: 2/10 no neck would not bang

Trevor Booker: 1/10 he is just a head on a pair of shoulders wouldnt even hold hands with

Jason Collins: 5/10 hotter when he was an in the closet sweetheart

Al Harrington: 7/10 old school thug, have to keep it all on the dl though or he'll probably kill your family

Eric Maynor: 6/10 would look cute in a button up, black rimmed glasses with a pink cardigan around his neck

Nene: 10/10 pls dont hurt me

Emeka Okafor: 5/10 average

Otto Porter: 6/10 twink

AJ Price: 7/10 would probably scrub up nice

Glen Rice: 0/10 never put your dick in crazy

Kevin Seraphin: 8/10 french boy but needs to work on those pecs

Chris Singleton: 0/10 no redeeming qualities

Garrett Temple: 2/10 sounds churchy

Jan Vesely: 9/10 twink with accent, would settle for threesome including his girlfriend

John Wall: 9/10 great dancer, would be a full 10 if he borrowed a tub of Wade's lip gloss

Martell Webster: 5/10 his melon is a weird shape

dangermouse wrote:Trevor Ariza: 6/10 cute beard, but he's the "second trevor" and no one wants that

Leandro Barbosa: 8/10 pirate surname, brazilian so you know he can dance and you know he keeps things tidy

Brad Beal: 2/10 no neck would not bang

Trevor Booker: 1/10 he is just a head on a pair of shoulders wouldnt even hold hands with

Jason Collins: 5/10 hotter when he was an in the closet sweetheart

Al Harrington: 7/10 old school thug, have to keep it all on the dl though or he'll probably kill your family

Eric Maynor: 6/10 would look cute in a button up, black rimmed glasses with a pink cardigan around his neck

Nene: 10/10 pls dont hurt me

Emeka Okafor: 5/10 average

Otto Porter: 6/10 twink

AJ Price: 7/10 would probably scrub up nice

Glen Rice: 0/10 never put your dick in crazy

Kevin Seraphin: 8/10 french boy but needs to work on those pecs

Chris Singleton: 0/10 no redeeming qualities

Garrett Temple: 2/10 sounds churchy

Jan Vesely: 9/10 twink with accent, would settle for threesome including his girlfriend

John Wall: 9/10 great dancer, would be a full 10 if he borrowed a tub of Wade's lip gloss

Martell Webster: 5/10 his melon is a weird shape

RealGM needs a +2 button. HoF post.

dangermouse wrote:...

This made my day.

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dangermouse wrote:Glen Rice: 0/10 never put your dick in crazy

OMG...can't stop laughing HOF!