Jay81 wrote:Could i really be starting the game thread that could put the Wizards in rarefied territory?
Let's see:
Ji is bad luck. His parents named him Jihad for cryn out loud.
So naturally he roots for the wizards who have stunk for basically every year since he was born.
And naturally we have the worst injury recovery history in the league.
Ji looooves the draft and thinks we should tank every year right out the gate to win the top slot.
This year is a banner year for franchise caliber players, anywhere from 3-5 top talents likely in this draft.
BUT our GM traded away this year's pick unless we are in the lottery.
Our only hope in that regard would be that we somehow manage a string of nagging but temporary injuries to key players to drop us out of contention.
Ji starts a thread.
The Wiz start a win streak.
Brad Beal is INJURED!!! OMG NO! Of course, that's what happens when ji starts a thread, recall he was the knee killer on Gilbert's TWO injured knees. Only makes sense.
but NO! for the first time in the history of ever, a Wizard pops right back from an injury to play (well) the next game.
Wiz now display a remarkable mediocrity. Woo!
Bye bye draft pick, bye bye Embiid, Parker, Wiggins, Vonleh, whomever.
Could it be that ji starts a winning game streak for us? One bad scenario being that we sorta suck but limp into the playoffs regardless. We lose a solid pick and are passed in talent by the tanking teams, and spend our cap space trying to retain the players who helped us to that mediocrity. That's one possible scenario.
Yeah, seems plausible to me: in the year when maybe winning = losing then yes, if ji starts a thread we will win win win!~

Pray for mercy Wiz fans...