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I thought it would be fun to create nicknames for every player on the Wizards roster, regardless if they already have one.


I thought it would be interesting to see what some people would give certain players. Please don't write negative nicknames, follow the rules within the forums, Thanks!


I guess it would be fair if I started this off SO!... for now on just keep it in the same format! only post
nicknames or comments about others nicknames (stay within topic) You can post any amount of nicknames, just have fun with it , Thanks.

------Wizards Players Hypothetical Nicknames---------
John Wall-
Can't fall Wall, or JWall/JWOL
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Bradley Beal-- UnBEALivaBEAL, Seal the Beal
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Otto Porter (I know he struggled so far, but maybe in future) Ottomatic
-Marcin Gortat---Despicable Me , The Martian

---Martell Webster---- Webby
--Trevor Ariza----- Cookie Jar
That's all for now, Will create more later! Thanks! WILL LOVE TO HEAR FROM ALL OF YOU!

Brick Mason -- Bradley Beal

John "The Pope" Wall

Buffett & BB King

Wall Street & Beal(e) Street

Isnt Wall's already J-Dub and Gortat is the Polish Hammer

Brad Beal nickname baby jesus. Especially with the ray Allen comparable who's jesus shuttlesworth. So Beal is baby jesus. Also should be his character name in the movie If he's Owen for the sequel as ray Allens son

John wall if he's being an artist at the point. =John warhol

I like all the ves nicknames someone had on here in a list forget who.

Gortat after being taught how to dance = polish mc hammer

Nene = nene nenene. You know, that sound when you teasing someone

Ariza I like that athreeza name this season

How about a nick name for the entire roster?

"AF 41."

All in for 41 wins

Wall and Beal = Deep 2 Duo, 20-foot friends, long shot lumax's, hoisting hero's, pull-up pals

Kevin Seraphin--- Baby Bull

Marcin Gortat --- The War Saw; when super-finesse: Marshmallow and Mr.Bean

Jan Vesely --- The Czech Flight, PFesely

Al Harrington--- Uncle Al

Otto Porter--- Retro/Old School

Bradley Beal --- The Saint Louis Arc/ The Arc

John Wall--- John "Super" Wall

Trevor Ariza --- 2-Eleven

Martell Webster---The Space Monster

Trevor Booker--- Turbo Jam

Nene --- Chief Nene

Garrett Temple--- Big Easy

Glen Rice Jr.--- Crunk Jr.

Chris Singleton--- The Show Stopper

Eric Maynor--- The Symbol -->?<--

Oh I love nicknames!

Vesely = The Flying None, The Bouncing Czech, Flying V, The Janchise, Jan Van Damn!
Maynor = The Truthiness, The Big DNP, The Sonic Boo
Booker = The XTerminator
Nene = The Big Hurtin'
Seraphin = Quick Hook, Captain Hook, The Cayenne Pooper
Gortat = Pole Dancer, Okanot
Ariza = XT2
Webster = Noah's Arc, Runnin' With the Devil (very convoluted puns), VSOP
Porter = Opie, Poya, Otto Matic, Otto Da Fe
Temple = Holy S**t, The Sacrificial Right?
Harrington = The Orange Peel, Par Ordinaire
Rice = Boil in Bag, The Marshmallow Treat
Singleton = CC Bench Ryder, The Other Singleton
Beal = Bubba, The Big Tease
Wall = Max Headstart, The Raleigh Coupon, Blaze of Glory, The Only Hope, AllBallWall, The Impossible Dream, Full Steam, Wall of the Wild, Wallywood, The Walldorf Astoria, Johnny B Good, The Spankinator, Sprechen Sie Daggar, The Bullet Train, Bridge of Sighs, The Breathless Bombshell, The Sword of Doom, A Boy Named Hildred, Infinity Express, The Passin' Assassin, The Preying Mantis, etc.

Eric "DNP" Maynor

Eric "4 Million Dollar Anchor" Maynor

Christy Winters-Scott just dropped WallStar...

John WOW

3tell

Bradley "Nick Young" Beal

If Porter can blossom into a star, that Ottomatic nickname could be golden.

if beal is baby jesus, john is john the baptist
cookie jar is funny

OttoBust 3000

Brad "the real deal" Beal AKA Beal with it

Martell Webster could also be "The Red Viper". Fans of Game of Thrones will understand once season 4 starts.

Wittman = Manwich, Name Brandy, Ex and Oh!, Tour de Witt, Sense and Incense
Leonsis = ted.i.am, Leo the Lyin', Crumbles, The Monochrome Peacock, The Tanned Tuna
Grunfeld = Gargles, Bubbles, Lollipop, The Magic Bean, Friend Me, Egu, Eyes On, The Grund Tour, Hyptosis, Grunge, McWaffle, The Romanian Candle, Candy Cane, Mr. Potato Head, Panic Depression, Great Expectorations, God Offal, Papa Wadd, The Scarlet Pimple, Mononucleos**t, Penny Lame, Plaid Daddy, Croup de Ville, The Grunf, Babaloney, Ern Notice, Bucket Brigade, etc
Terd n Ernie = Grunby and Pokey