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The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:45 am
by hands11
He is now officially the most douchiest hated player in the league as far as I am concerned.

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:49 am
by nuposse04
THROW ACID ONTO HIS BEARD

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:49 am
by stevemcqueen1
Yeah I HATE the way he plays. He's a dirtbag.

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:54 am
by AFM
If I had a dollar for every time he threw his head back as if he got uppercut on the way to the basket....

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:59 am
by stevemcqueen1
Now I understand why Metta World Peace decked him with the elbow. Harden was trying to draw a foul from him during his celebration.

And I'm not even joking, watch the replay of that.

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:00 am
by jeffsays
Seriously **** that guy. If anyone deserves to tear an ACL it's him.

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:01 am
by nuposse04
AFM wrote:If I had a dollar for every time he threw his head back as if he got uppercut on the way to the basket....


Shourr--yuuukiein!!!

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:04 am
by hands11
stevemcqueen1 wrote:Now I understand why Metta World Peace decked him with the elbow. Harden was trying to draw a foul from him during his celebration.

And I'm not even joking, watch the replay of that.


I forgot about that. Good point.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EOYSzVLQyc[/youtube]

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:09 am
by montestewart
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH2d_Sks6YE[/youtube]

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:16 am
by gesa2
+1

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:17 am
by FAH1223
Ugliest style of play that I've seen from a guard in a while..

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:27 am
by stevemcqueen1
montestewart wrote:(2k flopping)


You hit B twice to do it and I actually used to do that all of the time by accident coming out of the dang pause screen. Then I'd get immediately dunked on.

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:28 am
by Alex I Be
Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:28 am
by nuposse04
So if we all pool some money together and send Harden a Hooker with Hepatitis...would he be dumb enough to bang her? I mean he **** some ugly trash. I think it might work.

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:29 am
by nuposse04
Alex I Be wrote:Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?


go suck your fathers balls brah

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:30 am
by stevemcqueen1
Alex I Be wrote:Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?


Your team is an affront to basketball. Go away.

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:33 am
by nuposse04
stevemcqueen1 wrote:
Alex I Be wrote:Lin, Asik, and Motiejunas for John Wall?.....taughts?


Your team is an affront to basketball. Go away.


Which is a shame, they use to have very root-able players IMO. Hakeem was before my time but everybody loves him. Yao and T-Mac were awesome. Now they have Howard (slightly unlikable), Beverely (king of douches he needs to blow out his knee) and Harden (who just needs acid on his beard).

Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:40 am
by TheKingOfVa360
I used to be a fan of Harden. Can't say I am anymore. This game was a disgrace to basket. The basketball gods won't let it go unpunished

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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:41 am
by hands11
Wow. I just remembered. After James actually grow up some and wasn't such a Douche, I think I crowned Howard the new King La Douche

The fact that he and Harden are on the same team makes for a Douchiness maybe never matched in NBA history on one team.

There agents should get on the phone to Summer's Eve.

I think we have product placement for these two

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Re: The official James La Douche Harden Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:01 am
by keynote
Don't get mad, get even.

All of the top offensive players in today's NBA have certain things in common:
1. They can handle the ball well for their position
2. They can pull off a "euro step" drive
3. They can draw fouls seemingly out of thin air

Right now, Wall is 1 out of 3. Beal is 0 out of 3. They've got some work to do.