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Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:14 pm
by hands11
I couldn't resist.
Free agent guard Jannero Pargo will re-sign with the Charlotte Hornets on a fully guaranteed one-year, $1.45 million deal.
Pargo has spent the past two seasons with Charlotte, joining the team on a 10-day contract in March of 2013. In 29 games last season.
Hey, EG may have screwed up signing him but CHA has actually had him there before, and they still signed him.
See people, things could be worse regarding our GM. Count your blessings.
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:22 pm
by TGW
There's only one fart...and that's Eric Maynor.
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:26 pm
by hands11
TGW wrote:There's only one fart...and that's Eric Maynor.
LOL...
Thats to funny.
My bad. That how bad Pargo was here. I saw that and though it was Maynor... LOL
You can understand the confusion.
And I can use drinking as an excuse. Only on my first.
Nice catch thought TGW. We have to keep our Farts separated.
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:29 pm
by montestewart
Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:30 pm
by hands11
montestewart wrote:Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?
No sht. Da dump.
Isn't that the truth.
Its been my #1 grip with EG. Hell, it was a problem before EG. Last time we had two PGs was injured Gil and AD.
Fart Maynor
Fart Pargo
Fart I'm MIke James Bitch
Honorary Memebers.
Fart Mack
Fart Mustafa
Fart Boykins
Fart Gangster Crittenton
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Chucky Atkins
Thats 10 years of smell since we last had Steve Blake and Gil together on the team and I said at the time, Blake could play and they were stupid for letting him go. At the time he was an unproven young players and most didn't give to farts about and they didn't even thing he belonged in the league.
Blake is now an 11 year vet.
Crap we are getting old.
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:23 am
by payitforward
hands11 wrote:montestewart wrote:Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?
No sht. Da dump.
Isn't that the truth.
Its been my #1 grip with EG. Hell, it was a problem before EG. Last time we had two PGs was injured Gil and AD.
Fart Maynor
Fart Pargo
Fart I'm MIke James Bitch
Honorary Memebers.
Fart Mack
Fart Mustafa
Fart Boykins
Fart Gangster Crittenton
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Chucky Atkins
Thats 10 years of smell since we last had Steve Blake and Gil together on the team and I said at the time, Blake could play and they were stupid for letting him go. At the time he was an unproven young players and most didn't give to farts about and they didn't even thing he belonged in the league.
Blake is now an 11 year vet.
Crap we are getting old.
Donell Taylor? We're reaching that far back? Wow....
Better drink a big glass of water before hitting the hay, Hands!! Helps w/ the hangover.
Donell Taylor.... Probably coaching high school by now? Didn't he have a twin brother? Ronell Taylor I think...?
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:26 am
by hands11
payitforward wrote:hands11 wrote:montestewart wrote:Wizards backup point guard has been the site of numerous gas explosion. Fart James anyone?
No sht. Da dump.
Isn't that the truth.
Its been my #1 grip with EG. Hell, it was a problem before EG. Last time we had two PGs was injured Gil and AD.
Fart Maynor
Fart Pargo
Fart I'm MIke James Bitch
Honorary Memebers.
Fart Mack
Fart Mustafa
Fart Boykins
Fart Gangster Crittenton
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Donell Taylor
Fart Chucky Atkins
Thats 10 years of smell since we last had Steve Blake and Gil together on the team and I said at the time, Blake could play and they were stupid for letting him go. At the time he was an unproven young players and most didn't give to farts about and they didn't even thing he belonged in the league.
Blake is now an 11 year vet.
Crap we are getting old.
Donell Taylor? We're reaching that far back? Wow....
Better drink a big glass of water before hitting the hay, Hands!! Helps w/ the hangover.
Donell Taylor.... Probably coaching high school by now? Didn't he have a twin brother? Ronell Taylor I think...?
Good advice about the water but I managed to moderate so I'm good. Thanks anyway.
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:52 am
by WallWithTheDime
3.8M could have been used to sign a backup PG or SG and instead we get none other then seraphin to play 1-2 minutes and score 0 points maybe get a rebound while hes at it wow great signing
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:45 am
by Kanyewest
WallWithTheDime wrote:3.8M could have been used to sign a backup PG or SG and instead we get none other then seraphin to play 1-2 minutes and score 0 points maybe get a rebound while hes at it wow great signing
They did dump Maynor's contract with Vesely.
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:13 am
by Ruzious
Too bad. He could have been a great tooter for Bradley Beal.
Re: Fart Pargo Re-Signs With Hornets On One-Year Deal
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:30 am
by bealwithit
That whole Fart thing makes me laugh every time