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The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:24 pm
by Zonkerbl
DeKris Humphlair!
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Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:05 pm
by montestewart
De Hump
Crash 'n Bash
Smash 'n Grab
Splinter 'n Splatter
Push 'n Crush
Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a
Cat in the Hat variant)
The Split Infinitives
Double Coupon
The Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit)
El Traspie and El Bow
Twelve Angry Fouls
The Paint Eaters
Schiesse Man and the God Damned Kid
Ouch! and Watch It!
The Magic Man and El Diablo
Ricky Bobby: 'From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.'
Cal Naughton Jr.: 'What does Diablo mean?'
Ricky Bobby: 'It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.'
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:11 pm
by Zonkerbl
"Twelve Angry Fouls" ROFLPIMP!
"Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2" is excellent as well.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:15 pm
by Ruzious
The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:18 pm
by Zonkerbl
Ruzious wrote:The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.
This one... not so much? lol
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:24 pm
by montestewart
Ruzious wrote:The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.
If Blair and Humphries and up sucking, they can be called
Coulda and
Woulda.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:27 pm
by Ruzious
montestewart wrote:Ruzious wrote:The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.
If Blair and Humphries and up sucking, they can be called
Coulda and
Woulda.
I shoulda seen that coming.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:28 pm
by Ruzious
Zonkerbl wrote:Ruzious wrote:The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.
This one... not so much? lol
I didn't say that.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:35 pm
by JWizmentality
montestewart wrote:De Hump
Crash 'n Bash
Sounds violentSmash 'n Grab
Sounds criminalSplinter 'n Splatter
Sounds painfulPush 'n Crush
Sounds sexualFlagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a
Cat in the Hat variant)
Sounds like ejectionThe Split Infinitives
Sounds like a movieDouble Coupon
Sounds cheapThe Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit)
Sounds Rape-ishEl Traspie and El Bow
Sounds unconsensualTwelve Angry Fouls
Would have been great for JanThe Paint Eaters
Sounds like they fall over alotSchiesse Man and the God Damned Kid
Just noOuch! and Watch It!
Sounds fatThe Magic Man and El Diablo
Again...rape-ishRicky Bobby: 'From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.'
Cal Naughton Jr.: 'What does Diablo mean?'
Ricky Bobby: 'It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.'
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:38 pm
by montestewart
JWizmentality wrote:montestewart wrote:De Hump
Crash 'n Bash
Sounds violentSmash 'n Grab
Sounds criminalSplinter 'n Splatter
Sounds painfulPush 'n Crush
Sounds sexualFlagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a
Cat in the Hat variant)
Sounds like ejectionThe Split Infinitives
Sounds like a movieDouble Coupon
Sounds cheapThe Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit)
Sounds Rape-ishEl Traspie and El Bow
Sounds unconsensualTwelve Angry Fouls
Would have been great for JanThe Paint Eaters
Sounds like they fall over alotSchiesse Man and the God Damned Kid
Just noOuch! and Watch It!
Sounds fatThe Magic Man and El Diablo
Again...rape-ishRicky Bobby: 'From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.'
Cal Naughton Jr.: 'What does Diablo mean?'
Ricky Bobby: 'It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.'
Didn't Vesely once get 12 fouls in a Summer League game?
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:43 pm
by JWizmentality
montestewart wrote:JWizmentality wrote:montestewart wrote:De Hump
Crash 'n Bash Sounds violent
Smash 'n Grab Sounds criminal
Splinter 'n Splatter Sounds painful
Push 'n Crush Sounds sexual
Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a Cat in the Hat variant) Sounds like ejection
The Split Infinitives Sounds like a movie
Double Coupon Sounds cheap
The Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit) Sounds Rape-ish
El Traspie and El Bow Sounds unconsensual
Twelve Angry Fouls Would have been great for Jan
The Paint Eaters Sounds like they fall over alot
Schiesse Man and the God Damned Kid Just no
Ouch! and Watch It! Sounds fat
The Magic Man and El Diablo Again...rape-ish
Didn't Vesely once get 12 fouls in a Summer League game?
I thought it was 18.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:18 pm
by nuposse04
"cool guy" and "Who needs acls"
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:22 pm
by JWizmentality
Hannibal Humphries and Baracus Blair.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:59 pm
by montestewart
Blair of the White Worm and the Humpback of Notre Dame
Hump 'n Bump
Dump 'n Truck
Slice 'n Dice
Agent Orange and Code Blue
The Equalizers
Blackjack 'n Pepper Spray
Turbo 'n Hemi
Spike 'n Malice
Chainsaw 'n Splinter
Hammer 'n Chisel
Shrimpton 'n Whipplewhite
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:07 pm
by queridiculo
All-In Bros, cause, you know, the Wizards are really trying to be a step above mediocre.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:07 pm
by WallWithTheDime
The Blair Kris Project
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:35 pm
by MarcoPolo
The Black & White guys, kinda like Man in Black style.
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:29 am
by mohammed10
Gotta love 12 angry fouls...
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:53 am
by hands11
Zonkerbl wrote:"Twelve Angry Fouls" ROFLPIMP!
"Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2" is excellent as well.
Its going to be great having front court depth and muscle.
Well the AARP got a new member. Though I doubt Paul is going to let anyone AARP him.
And Gooden isn't really that old. I think the AARP thing is going to be dead this year with Big Cheese gone.
Chris already has one. Hump. Specially since he had to get past that big ass on Kim.
http://www.accesshollywood.com/how-did- ... eo_1384029Blairs ...
Grizzly Blair
D Terminator
Re: The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:59 am
by hands11
Ruzious wrote:The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.
But I thought it was.
Should Coulda Woulda
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/brianmck ... oulda.html