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Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Mon Sep 1, 2014 7:39 pm
by Watchlist
I mean his shot looks so nice even back in highscool
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Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Mon Sep 1, 2014 9:04 pm
by dckingsfan
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Mon Sep 1, 2014 11:00 pm
by Kanyewest
Webster was playing injured (at least it looked like it) and even then he shot 39% from 3 last season.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Mon Sep 1, 2014 11:04 pm
by Hypnotizer
He prefers to shoot 4-pointers.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 12:42 am
by Nivek
Biggest reason is that he's recovering from back surgery at the moment. Maybe when he's all better.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 1:17 am
by nate33
Over the past 5 years (from age 23 onward), he has shot practically 40%. Actually, .393, but that's pretty close.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 1:18 am
by montestewart
Why doesn't Nene have a last name? Polish Hammer or Polish Machine? Glen Rice, Jr., Tim Hardaway, Jr., or Glenn Robinson III? Andre Miller or Andray Blatche? Why can't Wall average 8.9 assists per game? So many questions to fill the offseason.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 4:14 am
by dgwdum
montestewart wrote:Why doesn't Nene have a last name? Polish Hammer or Polish Machine? Glen Rice, Jr., Tim Hardaway, Jr., or Glenn Robinson III? Andre Miller or Andray Blatche? Why can't Wall average 8.9 assists per game? So many questions to fill the offseason.
Nene does have a last name though. It's nene hilario.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 5:47 am
by montestewart
dgwdum wrote:montestewart wrote:Why doesn't Nene have a last name? Polish Hammer or Polish Machine? Glen Rice, Jr., Tim Hardaway, Jr., or Glenn Robinson III? Andre Miller or Andray Blatche? Why can't Wall average 8.9 assists per game? So many questions to fill the offseason.
Nene does have a last name though. It's nene hilario.
Thanks for the update. What's his first name?
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 12:47 pm
by nurseryc
Kanyewest wrote:Webster was playing injured (at least it looked like it) and even then he shot 39% from 3 last season.
This
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 2:04 pm
by Kanyewest
montestewart wrote:Why doesn't Nene have a last name? Polish Hammer or Polish Machine? Glen Rice, Jr., Tim Hardaway, Jr., or Glenn Robinson III? Andre Miller or Andray Blatche? Why can't Wall average 8.9 assists per game? So many questions to fill the offseason.
1. Is Hilario his last name or is it Nene
2. Tim Hardaway Jr- or should I assume that Glen Rice is now going to be in the run for most improved player based on his summer league performance? Why did you leave out Otto Porter Jr.- is it because you thought he was Garrett Temple?
3. Polish Machine + Polish Hammer = Polish Mach-hammer-ine
4. John Wall obviously isn't living up to his potential since he caused so many fantasy league teams to lose by not getting 8.9 assists. He probably is only passing to his favorite teammates and not doing what's best for the team
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 2:24 pm
by Zonkerbl
My guess is that "Polish Hammer" is too Soviet and Gortat prefers the more politically neutral "Polish Machine."
But who knows really. Maybe he just likes "Machine" better than "Hammer" because he thinks "Machine" more accurately describes his game.
"Polish Hammer" is more fun for us fans though. Plus you get to yell out things like "Don't hurt 'em Hammer!" during playoff games.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 4:15 pm
by montestewart
Polish Machine = Polskie maszyny
Polish Hammer = Polskie młotek
This explains everything. Polskie maszyny looks like a death metal cult or some obscure brand of nihilism. Polskie młotek looks like a traditional dance or a stuffed dumpling.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 4:17 pm
by Zonkerbl
Mmm, barbecued pierogies.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 4:20 pm
by Hypnotizer
Zonkerbl wrote:My guess is that "Polish Hammer" is too Soviet and Gortat prefers the more politically neutral "Polish Machine."
But who knows really. Maybe he just likes "Machine" better than "Hammer" because he thinks "Machine" more accurately describes his game.
"Polish Hammer" is more fun for us fans though. Plus you get to yell out things like "Don't hurt 'em Hammer!" during playoff games.
It's not too Soviet at all. Polish word "mlot" (hammer) has
2 meanings and the second is not wanted to hear.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 4:32 pm
by montestewart
Hypnotizer wrote:Zonkerbl wrote:My guess is that "Polish Hammer" is too Soviet and Gortat prefers the more politically neutral "Polish Machine."
But who knows really. Maybe he just likes "Machine" better than "Hammer" because he thinks "Machine" more accurately describes his game.
"Polish Hammer" is more fun for us fans though. Plus you get to yell out things like "Don't hurt 'em Hammer!" during playoff games.
It's not too Soviet at all. Polish word "mlot" (hammer) has
2 meanings and the second is not wanted to hear.
Nuff said. Wizards worked really hard to get all the
mlots off the roster.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Tue Sep 2, 2014 4:40 pm
by Zonkerbl
Hypnotizer wrote:Zonkerbl wrote:My guess is that "Polish Hammer" is too Soviet and Gortat prefers the more politically neutral "Polish Machine."
But who knows really. Maybe he just likes "Machine" better than "Hammer" because he thinks "Machine" more accurately describes his game.
"Polish Hammer" is more fun for us fans though. Plus you get to yell out things like "Don't hurt 'em Hammer!" during playoff games.
It's not too Soviet at all. Polish word "mlot" (hammer) has
2 meanings and the second is not wanted to hear.
Ohhhhhhhh...
Well why didn't he say so? Tupoj!
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Wed Sep 3, 2014 5:05 pm
by supermelo
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Wed Sep 3, 2014 6:21 pm
by montestewart
Because when he gets to 39.9%, he remembers the ending of Life is Beautiful and starts crying.
Re: Why cant martell webster hit 40% 3pointers?
Posted: Wed Sep 3, 2014 8:54 pm
by Illmatic12
Nene's name is actually just 'Nene', he legally dropped the 'Hilario'.. I assume Jesus came to him in a dream and told him to do it.
