Where

[fishercob]

is our thread about rotations/minutes distributions, etc?

Thanks

IBTL

[tontoz]

It's under there.

[Liverbird]

under wear?

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

Is it hotter on the beach or in the summer?

[AFM]

Do you walk to school or pack your lunch?

[AFM]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[tontoz]

The most important question of all, and i can't believe this hasn't been brought up already.....















Where is WizD? Did the hospital take away his internet privileges?

[FreeBalling]

Where is the "Any Key"?


Question about life, do great female boobs feel better in left or right hand? Feet people stay away

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

Do you walk to school or pack your lunch?

I like your style.

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

Where is that old thread?
Mused the haiku post padder
I hope this won't lock

[AFM]

The most important question of all, and i can't believe this hasn't been brought up already.....













Where is WizD? Did the hospital take away his internet privileges?

tont, you must understand, ted is trying to transofrm you from bullet to wizard, peace of mettle shot from gin to wise wisest fans

[AFM]

I present to the Wiz RealGM Board:

WizD's Greatest Post (GOAT Draft Post)

Len is a gymnast. His body only recent began banging against humans who were stronger than himself. His bone structure is set. IF Len was ten years old and still had alot of growing to do and we forced him to push the strongest kid in school out of the paint for an hour each day, his bone density and muscle structure would much much different than what we see now. It's way to late for len's bones to reset and for his muscle distribution to redesign. His joints are set for high impact from jumps but he is like a fish out of water when attempting to use lower body strength and move mass using his lower body. When he attempts to do this, his body gets injured because his joints during his growth spurt repaired themselves from high impact from jumps off a balance beam, not from applying 1000 pounds of pressure on one ankle joint moving his body mass and plus another 260lb body mass pushing back on that one joint.

Had Len's joint experienced these shock forces at a young age, his body would have molded into a killing machine for this particular task 10 years later as it fully matured.

It's only the unwise who see Len's height and completely ignore his inability to use lower body strength to move bodies, and his inability to lower his center of gravity in his knees.
the reason he can't is because if he does, he will get injured because his body was molded for that from his daily activities.
Now a guy like Bennett who has been playing basketball all of his life, and substantial time in the post, you see how thick his legs and how he moves players in the post for rebounds. He's been doing these activities since a very very young age and his body, after 10 to 15 years of training is honed for that specialized activity.
Had you taken Len and Bennett out of the balance beem, even at 7'1, Len would probably destroy him.
Len's raw athleticism from gymnastic allows him to make finesse moves becomes gymanistics is purely finesse. Unfortunately, finesse with no explosiveness and no power means he isn't wizard material. Maybe running with Nash in a fun and gun but not DC.
We are grind out elbow in the mouth blow by you and power through contact and still score team.
Len and Porter don't fit that mold. They are soft finesse players in jamison mold. We left that era a long long time ago. Seraphin is showing alot of soft european style which is why he needs to traded for a real wizard style player. Singleton and Booker don't have at least two of the three traits needed to be a wizard either.
Explosiveness, Elite body control with the basketball, and demonstrated ability to finish through contact consistently.
You need to have at least two of these three traits in order to be a Washington Wizard.

[pineappleheadindc]

A different set of board moderators woulda simply mass suspended the lot of you for post padding.

Instead, on behalf of my fellow mods, I bestow all of you with the "Big Donkey" award for.....well, I'm not sure why. But Donkey, doc, JWiz and Swami could probably explain.

Go forth and be happy. But I may come back and roll this thread into the Hades Thread later on.



Go Wizards!

[Chocolate City Jordanaire]

I present to the Wiz RealGM Board:

WizD's Greatest Post (GOAT Draft Post)

Len is a gymnast. His body only recent began banging against humans who were stronger than himself. His bone structure is set. IF Len was ten years old and still had alot of growing to do and we forced him to push the strongest kid in school out of the paint for an hour each day, his bone density and muscle structure would much much different than what we see now. It's way to late for len's bones to reset and for his muscle distribution to redesign. His joints are set for high impact from jumps but he is like a fish out of water when attempting to use lower body strength and move mass using his lower body. When he attempts to do this, his body gets injured because his joints during his growth spurt repaired themselves from high impact from jumps off a balance beam, not from applying 1000 pounds of pressure on one ankle joint moving his body mass and plus another 260lb body mass pushing back on that one joint.

Had Len's joint experienced these shock forces at a young age, his body would have molded into a killing machine for this particular task 10 years later as it fully matured.

[b [It's only the unwise who see Len's height and completely ignore his inability to use lower body strength to move bodies, and his inability to lower his center of gravity in his knees.
the reason he can't is because if he does, he will get injured [/b]because his body was molded for that from his daily activities.

Now a guy like Bennett who has been playing basketball all of his life, and substantial time in the post, you see how thick his legs and how he moves players in the post for rebounds. He's been doing these activities since a very very young age and his body, after 10 to 15 years of training is honed for that specialized activity.

Had you taken Len and Bennett out of the balance beem, even at 7'1, Len would probably destroy him.
Len's raw athleticism from gymnastic allows him to make finesse moves becomes gymanistics is purely finesse. Unfortunately, finesse with no explosiveness and no power means he isn't wizard material. Maybe running with Nash in a fun and gun but not DC.

We are grind out elbow in the mouth blow by you and power through contact and still score team.
Len and Porter don't fit that mold. They are soft finesse players in jamison mold. We left that era a long long time ago. Seraphin is showing alot of soft european style which is why he needs to traded for a real wizard style player. Singleton and Booker don't have at least two of the three traits needed to be a wizard either.

Explosiveness, Elite body control with the basketball, and demonstrated ability to finish through contact consistently.
You need to have at least two of these three traits in order to be a Washington Wizard.

In this thread which is entitled "Where", the prose above makes me think "Wow". Agree or disagree, WizD laid down with profundity some Nostradamus like prescience.

He also went hard on Sports Science.

Wow, AFM, thanks for reminding of the enigmatic WizarDynasty. Very stimulating, cerebral, unique thinker.

Sent from my SGH-M919 using RealGM Forums mobile app

[JWizmentality]

A different set of board moderators woulda simply mass suspended the lot of you for post padding.

Instead, on behalf of my fellow mods, I bestow all of you with the "Big Donkey" award for.....well, I'm not sure why. But Donkey, doc, JWiz and Swami could probably explain.

Go forth and be happy. But I may come back and roll this thread into the Hades Thread later on.



Go Wizards!

ahhh...nostalgia. I harken back to the days of Donkey's create a thread free for all. Good times.

[JWizmentality]

Where is the "Any Key"?


Question about life, do great female boobs feel better in left or right hand? Feet people stay away

Interesting question, I'm a righty, but oddly enough that job usually falls to my left, while my right hand is taking care of other duties.

[JWizmentality]

Things that grind my gears.

People that butter half the toast.

That last piece of turd that seems to be hanging on for dear life to not take the plunge.

People that fill the whole bowl with cereal and then 2 tablespoons of milk.

[fishercob]

Where is the "Any Key"?


Question about life, do great female boobs feel better in left or right hand? Feet people stay away

I'm a big fat dynamo!

[pineappleheadindc]

In honor of Swami:

**** THIS ****

[AFM]

I present to the Wiz RealGM Board:

WizD's Greatest Post (GOAT Draft Post)

Len is a gymnast. His body only recent began banging against humans who were stronger than himself. His bone structure is set. IF Len was ten years old and still had alot of growing to do and we forced him to push the strongest kid in school out of the paint for an hour each day, his bone density and muscle structure would much much different than what we see now. It's way to late for len's bones to reset and for his muscle distribution to redesign. His joints are set for high impact from jumps but he is like a fish out of water when attempting to use lower body strength and move mass using his lower body. When he attempts to do this, his body gets injured because his joints during his growth spurt repaired themselves from high impact from jumps off a balance beam, not from applying 1000 pounds of pressure on one ankle joint moving his body mass and plus another 260lb body mass pushing back on that one joint.

Had Len's joint experienced these shock forces at a young age, his body would have molded into a killing machine for this particular task 10 years later as it fully matured.

[b [It's only the unwise who see Len's height and completely ignore his inability to use lower body strength to move bodies, and his inability to lower his center of gravity in his knees.
the reason he can't is because if he does, he will get injured [/b]because his body was molded for that from his daily activities.

Now a guy like Bennett who has been playing basketball all of his life, and substantial time in the post, you see how thick his legs and how he moves players in the post for rebounds. He's been doing these activities since a very very young age and his body, after 10 to 15 years of training is honed for that specialized activity.

Had you taken Len and Bennett out of the balance beem, even at 7'1, Len would probably destroy him.
Len's raw athleticism from gymnastic allows him to make finesse moves becomes gymanistics is purely finesse. Unfortunately, finesse with no explosiveness and no power means he isn't wizard material. Maybe running with Nash in a fun and gun but not DC.

We are grind out elbow in the mouth blow by you and power through contact and still score team.
Len and Porter don't fit that mold. They are soft finesse players in jamison mold. We left that era a long long time ago. Seraphin is showing alot of soft european style which is why he needs to traded for a real wizard style player. Singleton and Booker don't have at least two of the three traits needed to be a wizard either.

Explosiveness, Elite body control with the basketball, and demonstrated ability to finish through contact consistently.
You need to have at least two of these three traits in order to be a Washington Wizard.

In this thread which is entitled "Where", the prose above makes me think "Wow". Agree or disagree, WizD laid down with profundity some Nostradamus like prescience.

He also went hard on Sports Science.

Wow, AFM, thanks for reminding of the enigmatic WizarDynasty. Very stimulating, cerebral, unique thinker.

Sent from my SGH-M919 using RealGM Forums mobile app

He also pushed hard for Steven Adams, way before anyone else even had him on their radar.