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The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 3:54 pm
by closg00
Let's make it official, we have Maynor 2.0 on the team. Yeah, we know he will be flipped next-year to use his expiring contract, but he doesn't offer the scoring we so badly need in a back-up for John. Ironic, he was brought-in to be a "spark".

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 4:12 pm
by miller31time
Incredibly sucky player is acquired by Wizards and turns out to be incredibly sucky.

Someone call CNN.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 4:13 pm
by JWizmentality
Merge with any Ernie Grunfeld thread.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 4:28 pm
by TGW
Well, that didn't take long.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 5:19 pm
by Dat2U
He is who we thought he was!

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 5:21 pm
by jimij
I'd call this the "Belated Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread". It didn't take that long but it could have been posted within minutes of the trade being executed.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 5:49 pm
by Kanyewest
5 points (on 5 shots and 2 free throw attempts), 3 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 turnovers in 12 minutes. As bad as that is, I thought he would be worse, which may mean it may be coming soon.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 8:17 pm
by AFM
Should have got Mo GOAT Williams

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 8:42 pm
by 80sballboy
He's not Maynor, which means he's an NBA player. But that's about it. He's an NBA player. Barely. We were not going to give up a lot so we didn't get a lot.

The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 8:43 pm
by closg00
jimij wrote:I'd call this the "Belated Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread". It didn't take that long but it could have been posted within minutes of the trade being executed.


LOL. Yeah, this should have been up the day of the trade, but even Maynor was given a chance to prove us wrong. The SAC board is thrilled to be rid of him.


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Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 9:04 pm
by FAH1223
Andre Miller at 75 years old is better. Atleast the Professor can make a layup.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 9:21 pm
by hands11
He does get to the rim. I suspect one problem he has finishing is... Kwame hands.

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Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 7, 2015 9:34 pm
by closg00
FAH1223 wrote:Andre Miller at 75 years old is better. Atleast the Professor can make a layup.


:lol: Yup, slower, but better than Sessions
Andre Miller logged his first double-double of the season in a 110-99 loss to the Blazers on Sunday, scoring 12 points with 10 assists, two boards and two steals in 26 minutes.

The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2015 12:37 am
by Induveca
I'm not sure I've seen a player brick layups and floaters with such ferocity. He obviously failed geometry in middle school.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2015 12:43 am
by queridiculo
Awful, just awful. He passed Grunfelds eye test though, so we know he's good.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2015 1:06 am
by sfam
Andre Miller, even when he needs to use his cane is way better. We totally got fleeced.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2015 4:28 am
by JWizmentality
Induveca wrote:I'm not sure I've seen a player brick layups and floaters with such ferocity. He obviously failed geometry in middle school.

I just can't fathom it. When I played ball, the floater was easy as pie. I could make that shot with my eyes closed. When I see players like Sessions, Maynor and to some extent Wall...I just don't get it. I've come to accept the fact that their hand eye coordination is just ****.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2015 4:55 am
by 80sballboy
JWizmentality wrote:
Induveca wrote:I'm not sure I've seen a player brick layups and floaters with such ferocity. He obviously failed geometry in middle school.

I just can't fathom it. When I played ball, the floater was easy as pie. I could make that shot with my eyes closed. When I see players like Sessions, Maynor and to some extent Wall...I just don't get it. I've come to accept the fact that their hand eye coordination is just ****.


Wall can't make a floater either. He did early in the season and now he just can't or won't try it. I'm sure you're great at floaters in rec league. Doing it in the NBA over 7-footers with eight foot wing spans are probably a bit more difficult than at the Y.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2015 4:58 am
by 80sballboy
Sessions actually wasn't bad tonight with 10 points (4-7) and zero turnovers in 16 minutes and a +2 compared to Wall's -13 and 3 of 14 shooting.

Re: The Incredibly Sucky Ramon Sessions Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2015 2:31 pm
by closg00
I'm reading in the Post comments section, people talking about John dealing with some nagging injuries. Perhaps it's time to give John a bit of rest and flip his minutes with Ramon...may as well.