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Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:23 am
by BigA
Then dreams of Ves that never happened.

Actually, the dreams of Ves turned into nightmares.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:07 am
by JWizmentality
TheSecretWeapon wrote:
AFM wrote:
nate33 wrote:Damn.


Now I'm going to have to go kill myself.
:nonono:


Mission accomplished. Tsherkin is next.

Your sense of priorities is all wrong.


Yeah, shouldn't we be going after Rico if we are really cleaning house? We've killed the sock puppet. Randy is done. Ernie might be next...the law of progression says Rico should be the next witch burned at the stake. I got holy water...well it's actually from my brita filter but it's better than whatever it is the priest splashes you with at mass.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:11 am
by TheSecretWeapon
JWizmentality wrote:
TheSecretWeapon wrote:
AFM wrote:
Mission accomplished. Tsherkin is next.

Your sense of priorities is all wrong.


Yeah, shouldn't we be going after Rico if we are really cleaning house? We've killed the sock puppet. Randy is done. Ernie might be next...the law of progression says Rico should be the next witch burned at the stake. I got holy water...well it's actually from my brita filter but it's better than whatever it is the priest splashes you with at mass.

I mean, well, yeah -- Rico would definitely be a better target for induced suicide than nate. But I was thinking, tsherkin would be a higher priority target than nate. It's not like nate wouldn't be on the hit list. Just not at the top. I'd have him after tsherkin for sure -- maybe between Rico and Pine.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:14 am
by AFM
How about miller31time for being the most absent mod ever? Earns that green usertitle and never seen from again.

I say we vote monte and I in as mods, we'll clean house and have this board turned around in no time

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:15 am
by AFM
First order of business: ban PIF if he *ever* uses asterisks *again*! Wouldn't you say? *I* would!

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:20 am
by TheSecretWeapon
AFM wrote:How about miller31time for being the most absent mod ever? Earns that green usertitle and never seen from again.

I say we vote monte and I in as mods, we'll clean house and have this board turned around in no time

I'm with you on miller, but I'd need some kind of incentive to support you and monte as mods. As it said on John Dortmunder's family crest*, "Quid lucrum istic mihi est?"**


































* -- Which Dortmunder stole.

** -- Translation: What's in it for me?

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:00 am
by pineappleheadindc
AFM wrote:How about miller31time for being the most absent mod ever? Earns that green usertitle and never seen from again.

I say we vote monte and I in as mods, we'll clean house and have this board turned around in no time



Yet again, JWiz will have to spread his stories about how Miller got to be a mod on these boards.

JWiz....take it away.

:nod:

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:04 am
by bondom34
Well, I've reviewed the first round of applications. The first to reveiw the Hands situation will be AFM, Nate, and TSW. For assistance, TGW and Big A will oversee the investigation and make sure no suspicious activity occurs. They will also monitor new board members, screening for names of any users with an appendage in the username. Anyone who joins RealGM with a username including "feet", "fingers", "toes", "arms", or "legs" will immediately be looked into.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:18 am
by pineappleheadindc
bondom34 wrote:Well, I've reviewed the first round of applications. The first to reveiw the Hands situation will be AFM, Nate, and TSW. For assistance, TGW and Big A will oversee the investigation and make sure no suspicious activity occurs. They will also monitor new board members, screening for names of any users with an appendage in the username. Anyone who joins RealGM with a username including "feet", "fingers", "toes", "arms", or "legs" will immediately be looked into.


AFM...

:nonono:

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:28 am
by AFM
The first round of investigation will be thus:
Each board member must PM myself or monte a photo of themselves, preferably shirtless. We will be checking for any tattoos of the Italian flag or the geography of Italy. Since hands/milellie seem to be of Tuscan descent.
Anyone who doesn't comply will be swiftly banned. You have 24 hours.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:28 am
by bondom34
pineappleheadindc wrote:
bondom34 wrote:Well, I've reviewed the first round of applications. The first to reveiw the Hands situation will be AFM, Nate, and TSW. For assistance, TGW and Big A will oversee the investigation and make sure no suspicious activity occurs. They will also monitor new board members, screening for names of any users with an appendage in the username. Anyone who joins RealGM with a username including "feet", "fingers", "toes", "arms", or "legs" will immediately be looked into.


AFM...

:nonono:

Sorry pine, your application was received just past the deadline.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:08 am
by BigA
bondom34 wrote:Well, I've reviewed the first round of applications. The first to reveiw the Hands situation will be AFM, Nate, and TSW. For assistance, TGW and Big A will oversee the investigation and make sure no suspicious activity occurs. They will also monitor new board members, screening for names of any users with an appendage in the username. Anyone who joins RealGM with a username including "feet", "fingers", "toes", "arms", or "legs" will immediately be looked into.

I'm not sure Wizboard members should be allowed to serve on the H/11 Commission, since we're mostly conflicted or biased. The public wouldn't be confident in the results. Maybe someone who never interacted with hands11 or milellie111 would be okay.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 12:42 pm
by bondom34
BigA wrote:
bondom34 wrote:Well, I've reviewed the first round of applications. The first to reveiw the Hands situation will be AFM, Nate, and TSW. For assistance, TGW and Big A will oversee the investigation and make sure no suspicious activity occurs. They will also monitor new board members, screening for names of any users with an appendage in the username. Anyone who joins RealGM with a username including "feet", "fingers", "toes", "arms", or "legs" will immediately be looked into.

I'm not sure Wizboard members should be allowed to serve on the H/11 Commission, since we're mostly conflicted or biased. The public wouldn't be confident in the results. Maybe someone who never interacted with hands11 or milellie111 would be okay.

I see your point, and agree. I would however like to keep you all on as overseers of the investigation. The investigation itself will be transferred to admins of RealGM and BF for their review. I'm working on the paperwork now to send the evidence to them.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:09 pm
by fishercob
AFM wrote:The first round of investigation will be thus:
Each board member must PM myself or monte a photo of themselves, preferably shirtless. We will be checking for any tattoos of the Italian flag or the geography of Italy. Since hands/milellie seem to be of Tuscan descent.
Anyone who doesn't comply will be swiftly banned. You have 24 hours.


Just to help get you through the day while you wait on the applications:

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Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:03 pm
by stevemcqueen1
I expect AFM to let his newfound power go to his head. Therefore I will head off any questions of disloyalty by volunteering to help run his secret police.

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 5:44 pm
by keynote
[tweet]https://twitter.com/BulletsForever/status/725014163081162752[/tweet]

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:05 pm
by payitforward
AFM wrote:First order of business: ban PIF if he *ever* uses asterisks *again*! Wouldn't you say? *I* would!

*Dude!*

And that after I was *so appreciative* of what you did for me. /Disappointing?/ I'll say....

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:05 pm
by closg00
keynote wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/BulletsForever/status/725014163081162752[/tweet]


Is there a movement to ban Hands over at BF?

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:47 pm
by MikeTheKid
This just keeps getting better!

Re: Hands11 caught trying to rehydrate the sponge (credit to Sluggerface)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:54 pm
by BigA
closg00 wrote:
keynote wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/BulletsForever/status/725014163081162752[/tweet]


Is there a movement to ban Hands over at BF?

Do they ban many people over there?