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AFM wrote:

LMAO! Muthaphukka got the RealGM mobile app out!

He's typing out what a heady veteran Markeiff Morris is, and that everyone knew this would be a "bridge year."

fishercob wrote:While it's still hard for me to believe that hands and millie are the same, there's zero doubt that millie and ZaelleDC are the same poster.

So what you're saying, basically, is that Doc is Ted.

AFM wrote:What sort of billionaire spends his time making fake accounts on message boards?

Does anyone think that Elon Musk has accounts on automotive forums that he uses to talk up the Tesla Model S?

What about Bill Gates? Does he make troll accounts on PChardware.com to defend Windows 8?



Terd is so stupid.

Some billionaires use their own name on Twitter and troll the entire country. Terd, on the other hand, seems ashamed.

Terd is regularly garbed in ugly sweaters, wears his fad diet and tanning booth addictions on his sleeve, publicly focuses on urinals, blatantly lies about the Bullets championship trophy, compares himself to MLK, and his public interactions in defense of the team sound like a climate-change denier at an NSF convention. He offers arrogant delusion in the fall-away wrapping of soft spoken reason. It can't be an accident. This is penance for something. This is humility through idiocy. This is the double bottom-line life.

AFM wrote:

LMAO! Muthaphukka got the RealGM mobile app out!

Did Ted spill mustard on his tie? Like all over it?

BigA wrote:He's typing out what a heady veteran Markeiff Morris is, and that everyone knew this would be a "bridge year."

"Bridge" year -- finally, the real give away. What's under bridges, you tell me? Yes, that's right -- trolls, that's what!

payitforward wrote:

AFM wrote:

LMAO! Muthaphukka got the RealGM mobile app out!

Did Ted spill mustard on his tie? Like all over it?

I like the whole outfit. Needs a hat and pimp cane.

fishercob wrote:

ZaelleDC wrote:

ZaelleDC????

As in Zach and Elle Leonsis, Teds two kids?

Hall of Fame sleuthing. TGW and fish both get the nod.


From reading her writing style and from her online presence sounds like Elle Leonsis could actually be millieelle ...

Yep. Sure. It's not me. Nope. Nope. Nopey...

doclinkin wrote:

fishercob wrote:

ZaelleDC wrote:

ZaelleDC????

As in Zach and Elle Leonsis, Teds two kids?

Hall of Fame sleuthing. TGW and fish both get the nod.


From reading her writing style and from her online presence sounds like Elle Leonsis could actually be millieelle ...

Yep. Sure. It's not me. Nope. Nope. Nopey...

So the privileged offspring of the billionaire owner--who's made arrogant misstep after arrogant misstep and just raised ticket prices--are trolling the team's loyal, long-suffering fans on an internet message board?

Pretty cold if you ask me, but at the same time #SoWizards.

Looking forward to some more HOF posts in this thread.

How did we miss this before?

Elle Leonsis...Elle....Ellie...

Mil-ellie... Mil ELLIE

Za ELLE

Here's ZaElle

Literally

Personally I love it. Both Ted posting in this thread, which suggests he's at least reading the fans opinions, and Elle defending her pop's squad. She's bright, cute, loyal, positive, optimistic and willing to argue with total strangers about this nonsense. Plus she's short and not waiflike. If she were a brown toned chica I'd be totally sunk.

The only thing that speaks against her though is she had to borrow from a hands post to make her point. Jeez. C'mon Elle!

Elle, I just PMed you my phone number. I have a soft spot for billionaire's daughters. Please do not read my post history.

AFM wrote:How did we miss this before?

Elle Leonsis...Elle....Ellie...

Mil-ellie... Mil ELLIE

Za ELLE

Mil Ellie

"Millionaire Ellie"

Should couldn't be that arrogant and out of touch, could she?

Maybe ZaElle is their mother Lynn?

payitforward wrote:

AFM wrote:

payitforward wrote:Does this mean we should expect you to learn something soon?

Absolutely. I've already registered for your course "Brevity in the Internet Era: How to Annoy Everyone on a Message Board" at Douchebag University.

I have a lot to say on the subject. The era of brevity will be over quickly.

Will my credits from Trump University transfer to Douchebag University?

doclinkin wrote:Personally I love it. Both Ted posting in this thread, which suggests he's at least reading the fans opinions, and Elle defending her pop's squad. She's bright, cute, loyal, positive, optimistic and willing to argue with total strangers about this nonsense. Plus she's short and not waiflike. If she were a brown toned chica I'd be totally sunk.

The only thing that speaks against her though is she had to borrow from a hands post to make her point. Jeez. C'mon Elle!

This all totally adds up... Except one thing. Why would he/she/they choose screen names that leave figurative bread crumbs toward discovering their identity?

Unless they wanted to be caught....

Which, of course, leads me back to Doc.

A double reverse fleaflicker. Nice work Doc, Zaelle, Millilliee.

You international man of mystery you!

Elle, be a doll and take a selfie for the board holding a sign saying "yes RealGM Wizboard...its me!"

Do it for the and1s baby

AFM wrote:Elle, be a doll and take a selfie for the board holding a sign saying "yes RealGM Wizboard...its me!"

Do it for the and1s baby

If Elle is a woman, she is probably like the Red Woman from Game of Thrones.

Ted's daughter, Elle.

"My Li'l Ellie..."

milellie.

I wonder if her birthday is January 11th, or November 1st.

milellie111.

BigA wrote:

payitforward wrote:

AFM wrote:Absolutely. I've already registered for your course "Brevity in the Internet Era: How to Annoy Everyone on a Message Board" at Douchebag University.

I have a lot to say on the subject. The era of brevity will be over quickly.

Will my credits from Trump University transfer to Douchebag University?

No, man. You have to pass the courses for the credits to transfer. Btw, that's Douchebag University Incorporated to you -- or you can just use the acronym.

If Milellie really were Elle Leonsis (which I doubt very seriously), then that would prove Milellie and Hands are not the same person -- given Hands' occasional forays into how to pick up women. They were too clueless to have been written by a female.