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Re: Hands11...he just couldn't help himself lol (credit to Sluggerface) 

Post#41 » by Chocolate City Jordanaire » Fri Apr 8, 2016 6:40 pm

AFM wrote:good...god...


I'm speechless, too. I don't know what to think on this.

One hell of an "altered" ego if true...
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Post#42 » by AFM » Fri Apr 8, 2016 7:18 pm

millie come on and say somethin!

Personally, I think millie is just lazy and stole hands' post on BF since he agreed with it. Cleaned up the grammatical errors and reposted it here as his own. milellie definitely does NOT have hands' personality. Hands would send me private messages out of the blue all the time.
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Post#43 » by JWizmentality » Fri Apr 8, 2016 7:49 pm

AFM wrote:millie come on and say somethin!

Personally, I think millie is just lazy and stole hands' post on BF since he agreed with it. Cleaned up the grammatical errors and reposted it here as his own. milellie definitely does NOT have hands' personality. Hands would send me private messages out of the blue all the time.

So at best Hands aka Milellie is a pathetic troll who quotes himself, or Milellie is a useless tool incapable of forming an original thought. Neither a good place to be.

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Post#44 » by Dark Faze » Fri Apr 8, 2016 8:17 pm

Whens the last time you remember an argument so well structured that you literally sought it out, copied it, and pasted it without quoting it to some other forum?

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Post#45 » by fishercob » Fri Apr 8, 2016 8:41 pm

I have a theory:

This is all doc's doing. Doc is the Wizboard's Andy Kaufman. Doc has been here through SD20, Krizko/Ace, etc. He's so creative and such an amazing writer and caricaturist, that I wouldn't be shocked -- after some digestion -- if doc WAS some of the aforementioned, as well as hands/millie.

One of my favorite characters ever -- who I just couldn't believe was real -- was WizNasty. The guy took video of his own pickup games and then posted them! Well, who "figured out" who WizNasty was? Who wrote hilarious takedown "scouting reports" of said vids? doc, man. doc.

I think docs an eccentric billionaire genius and we're all paint in his little performance art canvas.

That, or people are just weird.
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Post#46 » by LyricalRico » Fri Apr 8, 2016 9:05 pm

This thread = DAME! :D
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Post#47 » by Tricky_Kid » Fri Apr 8, 2016 9:24 pm

Milie won`t respond now - some guy is putting HANDS on her a$$

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Post#48 » by fishercob » Fri Apr 8, 2016 9:42 pm

What if they're two different people -- hands and millie -- and they know each other in real life. And hands is holding millie hostage (for months now) making him post for him from his IP address?

More theories please!

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Post#49 » by Doug_Blew » Fri Apr 8, 2016 9:46 pm

Both of their User Handles end with 11. Something that one person would do when creating a user id.
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Post#50 » by closg00 » Fri Apr 8, 2016 9:58 pm

ozthegap wrote:Umm I think millie just copy pasted hands11. Its word for word the same post. And millie never reads like that.


That's what it looks like to me. Millie needed some cover-fire when Ernie was facing a withering assault. Who-better than Hands11 to feed you an ammo clip when you are returning fire? (Rico doesn't post enough)

Hands maintains his EG defense vigil over at BF, including creating threads defending Jan Vesely to help Ernie out.
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Re: Hands11...he just couldn't help himself lol (credit to Sluggerface) 

Post#51 » by AFM » Fri Apr 8, 2016 10:01 pm

also milellie is italian for hands
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Post#52 » by keynote » Fri Apr 8, 2016 10:13 pm

I also heard Milellie pulled a pistol on Santa.
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Post#53 » by pineappleheadindc » Fri Apr 8, 2016 10:47 pm

AFM wrote:also milellie is italian for hands


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Re: Hands11...he just couldn't help himself lol (credit to Sluggerface) 

Post#54 » by pineappleheadindc » Fri Apr 8, 2016 10:48 pm

Doug_Blew wrote:Both of their User Handles end with 11. Something that one person would do when creating a user id.



Okay, this cracked me up too.
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Post#56 » by WizTom » Fri Apr 8, 2016 11:14 pm

Wow. I hope none of the Mods have a pet bunny, because that thing is gonna end up in a stew on your stove when you get home!
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Post#57 » by WizTom » Fri Apr 8, 2016 11:29 pm

And perhaps even crazier, this obsessive-compulsive bunny murderer gives the impression that he works at Monumental Sports.

Now I kinda hope Ted's kid has a pet bunny.

I feel so used…

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Re: Hands11...he just couldn't help himself lol (credit to Sluggerface) 

Post#58 » by MikeTheKid » Fri Apr 8, 2016 11:29 pm

AFM wrote:also milellie is italian for hands


This is amazing, I cant get enough of this thread
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Post#59 » by WizTom » Fri Apr 8, 2016 11:31 pm

At least the board is interesting again - if not the Wizards' season.
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Post#60 » by Sluggerface » Fri Apr 8, 2016 11:36 pm



Criminal minds squad up in here.

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