2016-2017 Wizards Girls Analysis and Discussion Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:29 pm
Gentlemen, welcome to my thread.
I figured, since this team is complete ass, we could at least have a safe space, a sanctuary, to discuss the only thing this organization is elite at. Ernie may be a poor judge of talent, but his days as a pimp in Romania have left him with a keen eye for the female figure. He is not unlike CCJ in this regard.
There are 21 Wizards Girls this year--presumably, one for every game we'll win. (They may need to cut one or two).
I'll start with my favorite Girl this year, Amber:
Amber hails from Brownsville, TX and says "everything is bigger in Texas!". Now, I know this isn't true, because I once took a dick pic for Anthony Weiner in the Houston airport, and it was as puny as ever. Anyway, moving on. Amber is studying Business Management at the esteemed and august institution that is University of Phoenix! Which is a polite way of saying she is lighting five thousand dollars on fire. However, she is both a yoga, and gymnastics instructor. Now we know who taught Ted and Ernie how to stick their heads up their own ass!
I invite everyone here to chime in with their own favorite Wizards girl!
https://wizardgirls.monumentalsportsnetwork.com/meet-the-team
I figured, since this team is complete ass, we could at least have a safe space, a sanctuary, to discuss the only thing this organization is elite at. Ernie may be a poor judge of talent, but his days as a pimp in Romania have left him with a keen eye for the female figure. He is not unlike CCJ in this regard.
There are 21 Wizards Girls this year--presumably, one for every game we'll win. (They may need to cut one or two).
I'll start with my favorite Girl this year, Amber:
Amber hails from Brownsville, TX and says "everything is bigger in Texas!". Now, I know this isn't true, because I once took a dick pic for Anthony Weiner in the Houston airport, and it was as puny as ever. Anyway, moving on. Amber is studying Business Management at the esteemed and august institution that is University of Phoenix! Which is a polite way of saying she is lighting five thousand dollars on fire. However, she is both a yoga, and gymnastics instructor. Now we know who taught Ted and Ernie how to stick their heads up their own ass!
I invite everyone here to chime in with their own favorite Wizards girl!
https://wizardgirls.monumentalsportsnetwork.com/meet-the-team
