The Official Jason "GOAT" Smith Appreciation Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

80sballboy · Post #41 » by **80sballboy** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:43 am

I can't take metrics seriously when you post them about Jason Smith. The guy trips over own feet on defense. He isn't great at boxing out. He sets some of the worst screens you'll ever see and other than shooting from the right or left elbow at the line, he's pretty limited. Yet this klutzy 7-footer, who I nicknamed Jason Stiff earlier in the season because he was a stiff, has pretty much saved our bench, at least from the post. He's playing a lot because Mahinmi is hurt, but now he'd be a nice 10 minutes reserve at the 4. Still don't get the length of contract but I am glad we have him.

AFM · Post #42 » by **AFM** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:47 am

80sballboy wrote:I can't take metrics seriously when you post them about Jason Smith. The guy trips over own feet on defense. He isn't great at boxing out. He sets some of the worst screens you'll ever see and other than shooting from the right or left elbow at the line, he's pretty limited. Yet this klutzy 7-footer, who I nicknamed Jason Stiff earlier in the season because he was a stiff, has pretty much saved our bench, at least from the post. He's playing a lot because Mahinmi is hurt, but now he'd be a nice 10 minutes reserve at the 4. Still don't get the length of contract but I am glad we have him.

Have you ever seen that Jackie Chan movie, Drunken Master?

Post #43 » by **montestewart** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:08 am

AFM wrote:
80sballboy wrote:I can't take metrics seriously when you post them about Jason Smith. The guy trips over own feet on defense. He isn't great at boxing out. He sets some of the worst screens you'll ever see and other than shooting from the right or left elbow at the line, he's pretty limited. Yet this klutzy 7-footer, who I nicknamed Jason Stiff earlier in the season because he was a stiff, has pretty much saved our bench, at least from the post. He's playing a lot because Mahinmi is hurt, but now he'd be a nice 10 minutes reserve at the 4. Still don't get the length of contract but I am glad we have him.

Have you ever seen that Jackie Chan movie, Drunken Master?

Better still, have you seen The Crippled Masters ?

No arms, no legs, no limits!

krii · Post #44 » by **krii** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:18 pm

montestewart wrote:
AFM wrote:
80sballboy wrote:I can't take metrics seriously when you post them about Jason Smith. The guy trips over own feet on defense. He isn't great at boxing out. He sets some of the worst screens you'll ever see and other than shooting from the right or left elbow at the line, he's pretty limited. Yet this klutzy 7-footer, who I nicknamed Jason Stiff earlier in the season because he was a stiff, has pretty much saved our bench, at least from the post. He's playing a lot because Mahinmi is hurt, but now he'd be a nice 10 minutes reserve at the 4. Still don't get the length of contract but I am glad we have him.

Have you ever seen that Jackie Chan movie, Drunken Master?

Better still, have you seen The Crippled Masters ?

No arms, no legs, no limits!

nothing's better than Shaolin Soccer

I_Like_Dirt · Post #45 » by **I_Like_Dirt** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:56 pm

80sballboy wrote:I can't take metrics seriously when you post them about Jason Smith. The guy trips over own feet on defense. He isn't great at boxing out. He sets some of the worst screens you'll ever see and other than shooting from the right or left elbow at the line, he's pretty limited. Yet this klutzy 7-footer, who I nicknamed Jason Stiff earlier in the season because he was a stiff, has pretty much saved our bench, at least from the post. He's playing a lot because Mahinmi is hurt, but now he'd be a nice 10 minutes reserve at the 4. Still don't get the length of contract but I am glad we have him.

Now now. It has already been well established that Jason Smith does the defense. He's like Bo Jackson, only he knows more stuff!

Jason Smith says:

AFM · Post #46 » by **AFM** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:00 pm

Now we know where Melo got his 3 ball celebration from.

AFM · Post #47 » by **AFM** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:45 pm

Bump for the game tonight. I'm expecting a HOF type performance from Jason.

AFM · Post #48 » by **AFM** » Fri Feb 3, 2017 2:03 pm

Jason "Rising Star" Smith has now been on Shaqtin a fool twice in a row now. On my phone so can't find it easily, but check YouTube for shaqtin a fool...

leswizards · Post #49 » by **leswizards** » Tue Feb 7, 2017 2:14 am

Jason Smith so far has been the best free agent signing that Grunfeld made this offseason.

SizzlinSimms · Post #50 » by **SizzlinSimms** » Tue Feb 7, 2017 4:15 am

That block was so fierce.

Doug_Blew · Post #51 » by **Doug_Blew** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:41 pm

Read on Twitter

/video/1

Post #52 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:29 am

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Yoo-hoo!

AFM, paging AFM. Comment???

AFM · Post #53 » by **AFM** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:37 am

I think I just saw man go Super Saiyan 2.

Post #54 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:45 am

AFM wrote:I think I just saw man go Super Saiyan 2.

lol

Tricky_Kid · Post #55 » by **Tricky_Kid** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:53 pm

AFM wrote:I am officially OFF the satoransky bandwagon and ON the Jason Smith bandwagon.

There's only room for one highly explosive white guy on this team.

Sing me in

AFM · Post #56 » by **AFM** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:21 am

Verizon Center should blast this at 1000 decibels when Jason "Vegeta" Smith checks in...

Watch on YouTube

I_Like_Dirt · Post #57 » by **I_Like_Dirt** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:18 pm

I get that he goes super sayin' sometimes, because well, how could he not, but I thought it was already confirmed he was this guy:

AWIZZINGBULLET · Post #58 » by **AWIZZINGBULLET** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:56 pm

Great. Only. At. Turnovers.

I_Like_Dirt · Post #59 » by **I_Like_Dirt** » Thu Mar 2, 2017 7:37 pm

AWIZZINGBULLET wrote:Great. Only. At. Turnovers.

Jason Smith once again making you look foolish. Dominating the Raptors with a team high +16 on 100% shooting, and 4 blocks and 4 steals per 36 minutes. He was so good, the Wiz had to take him out because he made the game unfair, needing only 9 minutes to put the game out of reach for the Raptors.

AWIZZINGBULLET · Post #60 » by **AWIZZINGBULLET** » Thu Mar 2, 2017 11:03 pm

I_Like_Dirt wrote:
AWIZZINGBULLET wrote:Great. Only. At. Turnovers.

Jason Smith once again making you look foolish. Dominating the Raptors with a team high +16 on 100% shooting, and 4 blocks and 4 steals per 36 minutes. He was so good, the Wiz had to take him out because he made the game unfair, needing only 9 minutes to put the game out of reach for the Raptors.

You and others think he deserves an appreciation thread despite his bone-headed play early on and I think he deserves a little ribbing for it.

Jason Smith "once again" making me look foolish? When did he first make me look foolish? Remind me again, because I don't recall speaking poorly of Jason Smith, if I did, it was likely when he was very mistake-prone.

He's finally showing his value and I like him right along with every other player who shows his value, but an appreciation thread?

Still waiting on the "Trey Burke Appreciation Thread'.