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Davis Bertans "the Latvian Laser"

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Re: Davis Bertans 

Post#521 » by long suffrin' boulez fan » Fri Jan 1, 2021 3:26 pm

keynote wrote:Let's see. Take your pick; which one will stick?
- Latvian La-Z-Boy
- Fat-vian Laser
- Not-Vegan Laser
- Latvian Grazer
- the Ls
- Davis Bertanks
- Rusty Griswold
- No-J Redick
- Imperial Stormtrooper
- Brick Lesnar

(Yes, they get worse)

- the Bath Salt Balt
- Da'Miss Bertans
- Latvian Love Handles
- Debessmanna
- the Four-Point Plate
- Old Country Buffet
- Smorgas-no-boards
- Oyster Shooter


Jokes aside, I like the fact that Davis is still aggressive, and I expect the jumper start falling soon.


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Re: Davis Bertans "the Latvian Laser" 

Post#522 » by cwb3 » Fri Jan 1, 2021 7:09 pm

- Rusty Griswold :lol:
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Re: Davis Bertans "the Latvian Laser" 

Post#523 » by tontoz » Sat Jan 9, 2021 3:29 pm

Bertans is up to 36% from 3 after a dismal start. He has also been playing respectable defense. His on/off numbers are looking better.
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Re: Davis Bertans "the Latvian Laser" 

Post#524 » by Hidden Eye » Sat Jan 9, 2021 3:52 pm

tontoz wrote:Bertans is up to 36% from 3 after a dismal start. He has also been playing respectable defense. His on/off numbers are looking better.



And his handles look better.
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Re: Davis Bertans "the Latvian Laser" 

Post#525 » by Kanyewest » Sat Jan 9, 2021 3:53 pm

tontoz wrote:Bertans is up to 36% from 3 after a dismal start. He has also been playing respectable defense. His on/off numbers are looking better.


I see 36.5 FG % and 34% from 3 but agreed he's playing significantly better. I think he's playing better offensively but I think he still is limited defensively but that was always going to be the case with this group.
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Re: Davis Bertans "the Latvian Laser" 

Post#526 » by tontoz » Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:00 am

I think he is starting to get his legs back :lol:
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