Worst Wizards/Bullets Team You Can Put Together

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #1 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:40 pm

Ernie Grunfeld has located a gold mine full of prospective players.

Eric Maynor
Randy Foye
Chris Singleton
Jan Vesely
Oleksiy Pecherov

Damn that was TOO easy. Perhaps I should have included Andrew Nicholson.

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Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #2 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:46 pm

Fool's gold.

****EG or his relatives and loyal friends: Forgive me for being cruel. Life's too short. I've phucked up for real in many ways. I'm not mad at you. I am laughing because it's funny to me. You earned good money and you positively impacted lives. Who cares if the results didn't work out in the NBA?

FWIW, I still think Vesely and Pecherov were potentially good NBA players

The only one I'm still pissed about: Foye/Miller instead of Steph Curry. A million "We told you sos on that one."

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long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #3 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:13 pm

Maynor
Austin River’s
Jared Jefferies
Michael Ruffin
Charles Jones (or was it Johnson)

That team couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.

IT
Rod Strickland
Ledell Eackles
Antawn Jamison
Ike Austin

That team couldn’t stop the 40 year old virgin from scoring

Crittendon, Kwame Brown, John Hot Plate Williams, Roger Phegley.

Post #4 » by **LyricalRico** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:52 pm

^Crittendon :lol:

TheBabyMaker · Post #5 » by **TheBabyMaker** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:30 am

long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:Maynor
Austin River’s
Jared Jefferies
Michael Ruffin
Charles Jones (or was it Johnson)

That team couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.

IT
Rod Strickland
Ledell Eackles
Antawn Jamison
Ike Austin

That team couldn’t stop the 40 year old virgin from scoring

Crittendon, Kwame Brown, John Hot Plate Williams, Roger Phegley.

Charles Jones
Wow what an awful bunch.

Post #6 » by **montestewart** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:30 am

LyricalRico wrote:^Crittendon

The irony is, we still dodged a bullet.

Post #7 » by **montestewart** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:03 am

Dinner Bell Mel
Kenny Green

WallToWall · Post #8 » by **WallToWall** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:03 am

Thats nowhere near the worst. Those are just recent players who we can remember that didnt contribute to the level we expected. If you want a team of players who contributed nothing, and I mean nothing, then try:

PF -Okaro White - played 3 games in 2018 for a grand total of 2 minutes. Couple of rebounds and no points.
SG -Stan Washington - played 1 game in 1974. His PER is -10.3. Thats a negative sign in front of the 10.3.
C -Mike Peplowski - played 2 games in 1995. He got traded and/or picked up/dropped, like, 4 times that year by different teams. Played 2 games for about 3 mins. Had 2 fouls, no points, no rebounds.
SF - Danuel House played 1 game for us in 2016. In one minute of play, he for 1 rebound.
PG - Mike Wilson in 1983 played 6 games. 1 point, 3 TO, 5 fouls, 1 rebound in 26 mins. He did have 3 assists.

That, my friends, could be the worst.

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #9 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:13 am

Kenny Green waa drafted ahead of Karl Malone.

montestewart wrote:Dinner Bell Mel
Kenny Green

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Post #10 » by **LyricalRico** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:00 pm

montestewart wrote:
LyricalRico wrote:^Crittendon

The irony is, we still dodged a bullet.

dobrojim · Post #11 » by **dobrojim** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:14 pm

montestewart wrote:
LyricalRico wrote:^Crittendon

The irony is, we still dodged a bullet.

I saw what you did. If I didn't engage at times in sick humor myself, I might
be tempted to question your taste.

gambitx777 · Post #12 » by **gambitx777** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:30 pm

Eton Thomas ? We had a ton of no one's on those early 2000s teams before we got MJ and Gil.

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TheBabyMaker · Post #13 » by **TheBabyMaker** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:56 am

Etan played with Gill, biggest "black hole" in the league I have seen. Don't think he had many assist.

Anyone remember Steve Colter? I was in my teens and did not follow the Bullets too much when he played "80's". I have seen one youtube video of Isiah Thomas talking about him with some crooked leg move he could not stop. He said it was so awkward.

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #14 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:45 pm

TheBabyMaker wrote:Etan played with Gill, biggest "black hole" in the league I have seen. Don't think he had many assist.

Anyone remember Steve Colter? I was in my teens and did not follow the Bullets too much when he played "80's". I have seen one youtube video of Isiah Thomas talking about him with some crooked leg move he could not stop. He said it was so awkward.

Colter wasn’t that bad. Unorthodox and somewhat effective. Wouldn’t have gotten minutes on a real NBA team, but was NBA roster worthy. Of course, he played big minutes on our SS of a franchise.

Post #15 » by **nate33** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:58 pm

We should limit this just to guys who played at least 1000 minutes in a season.

Here's mine:

PG Mike James (2008-09)
SG Javaris Crittenton (2008-09)
SF Tyrone Nesby (2000-01)
PF Yi Jianlian (2010-11)
C Kevin Duckworth (1993-94)

Kanyewest · Post #16 » by **Kanyewest** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:02 pm

PG- Eric Maynor
SG- Jarvis Hayes
SF- Bryon Russell
PF- Pecherov
C- Peter John Ramos

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #17 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:22 am

nate33 wrote:We should limit this just to guys who played at least 1000 minutes in a season.

Here's mine:

PG Mike James (2008-09)
SG Javaris Crittenton (2008-09)
SF Tyrone Nesby (2000-01)
PF Yi Jianlian (2010-11)
C Kevin Duckworth (1993-94)

Man, I had forgotten about Yi.

Good call.

He was just terrible.

WallToWall · Post #18 » by **WallToWall** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:01 am

Would John "hot plate" Williams make the list?

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Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #19 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 am

Dude had the nerve to not want to speak (to the great ME) at Pete Newell's.

**Etan Thomas. Brendan Haywood was also there.Young Tyson Chandler was very approachable and nice. SO WAS Eddie Curry. Had to be summer 2001.

The next year, Summer 2002, the day my Mom died suddenly, after I got that phone call...ended up going as planned to the Big Man camp. BOBBY SIMMONS...First guy I saw and spoke to.

His jersey read BOBBIE. That is what my mother was called. Her name: Bobbie Jean Brown (Holmes) 1932-2002.

gambitx777 wrote:Eton Thomas ? We had a ton of no one's on those early 2000s teams before we got MJ and Gil.

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Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #20 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 am

No. He could play well.

WallToWall wrote:Would John "hot plate" Williams make the list?

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