Shams: Smart, '25 FRP, Len, Colby Jones to Wizards for Davis/Bagley in 4 Team Trade
Posted: Thu Feb 6, 2025 7:58 pm
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The franchise has evolved into being the ACTUAL graveyard for teams who need to get rid of someone. You go to the Wiz with someone whose playing value is deceased and for a fee theyll take ownership of the body and their team of experts will do the embalming, burial preparations, and disposal.
I wanna see a name change to the Washington Undertakers. Lease the image rights from the WWF Undertaker and make that the mascot.
Make it HAPPEN, Michael Winger.
It's not a bad business to be in, Im just sayin... when teams have a player they cant use and nobody else will take... the Zards function as the funeral home. Theyre the experts in these sort of transactions. It's like their role in the NBA community. They have the experience in handling such matters and theyre who you go to.
"Hello, I have a player who's often injured, hes getting paid too much, and hes out of the rotation. We've called around to see if anyone wants him as a reclamation project, but no takers. We need to arrange for full morgue services."
Wiz: "Alright. We can do that. Here's a layout of the fee, the list of surcharges and optional extras..."
tontoz wrote:Cool we got another 1st which is what we wanted. Saw a funny take on another board:The franchise has evolved into being the ACTUAL graveyard for teams who need to get rid of someone. You go to the Wiz with someone whose playing value is deceased and for a fee theyll take ownership of the body and their team of experts will do the embalming, burial preparations, and disposal.
I wanna see a name change to the Washington Undertakers. Lease the image rights from the WWF Undertaker and make that the mascot.
Make it HAPPEN, Michael Winger.It's not a bad business to be in, Im just sayin... when teams have a player they cant use and nobody else will take... the Zards function as the funeral home. Theyre the experts in these sort of transactions. It's like their role in the NBA community. They have the experience in handling such matters and theyre who you go to."Hello, I have a player who's often injured, hes getting paid too much, and hes out of the rotation. We've called around to see if anyone wants him as a reclamation project, but no takers. We need to arrange for full morgue services."
Wiz: "Alright. We can do that. Here's a layout of the fee, the list of surcharges and optional extras..."
DCZards wrote:tontoz wrote:Cool we got another 1st which is what we wanted. Saw a funny take on another board:The franchise has evolved into being the ACTUAL graveyard for teams who need to get rid of someone. You go to the Wiz with someone whose playing value is deceased and for a fee theyll take ownership of the body and their team of experts will do the embalming, burial preparations, and disposal.
I wanna see a name change to the Washington Undertakers. Lease the image rights from the WWF Undertaker and make that the mascot.
Make it HAPPEN, Michael Winger.It's not a bad business to be in, Im just sayin... when teams have a player they cant use and nobody else will take... the Zards function as the funeral home. Theyre the experts in these sort of transactions. It's like their role in the NBA community. They have the experience in handling such matters and theyre who you go to."Hello, I have a player who's often injured, hes getting paid too much, and hes out of the rotation. We've called around to see if anyone wants him as a reclamation project, but no takers. We need to arrange for full morgue services."
Wiz: "Alright. We can do that. Here's a layout of the fee, the list of surcharges and optional extras..."
These are funny takes...with a lot of truth to them. Give us a FRP for your deceased player and it's a deal. Smart--no pun intended--rebuilding strategy.
Tyrone Messby wrote:Man been trying to login to say I’m really happy and pleased with how Dawkins and co handled this trade deadline. We are stacking first rounders! And if only we were still the Bullets..could definitely be an Undertaker type name
I would be shocked if he played a game for usnate33 wrote:This is an amazing deal! A FRP in a the strong 2025 draft! It's a good pick and we don't have to wait 5 years for it to convey.
And Marcus Smart might actually be a good influence on the defense, albeit only in the games that he is healthy to play. I wouldn't be surprised if we buy him out this summer though.
gambitx777 wrote:I would be shocked if he played a game for usnate33 wrote:This is an amazing deal! A FRP in a the strong 2025 draft! It's a good pick and we don't have to wait 5 years for it to convey.
And Marcus Smart might actually be a good influence on the defense, albeit only in the games that he is healthy to play. I wouldn't be surprised if we buy him out this summer though.
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tontoz wrote:Cool we got another 1st which is what we wanted. Saw a funny take on another board:The franchise has evolved into being the ACTUAL graveyard for teams who need to get rid of someone. You go to the Wiz with someone whose playing value is deceased and for a fee theyll take ownership of the body and their team of experts will do the embalming, burial preparations, and disposal.
I wanna see a name change to the Washington Undertakers. Lease the image rights from the WWF Undertaker and make that the mascot.
Make it HAPPEN, Michael Winger.It's not a bad business to be in, Im just sayin... when teams have a player they cant use and nobody else will take... the Zards function as the funeral home. Theyre the experts in these sort of transactions. It's like their role in the NBA community. They have the experience in handling such matters and theyre who you go to."Hello, I have a player who's often injured, hes getting paid too much, and hes out of the rotation. We've called around to see if anyone wants him as a reclamation project, but no takers. We need to arrange for full morgue services."
Wiz: "Alright. We can do that. Here's a layout of the fee, the list of surcharges and optional extras..."