Oh, so that's how you want to play it, huh?
This is WAR. I want to tell you when it's coming so you know and can think about it. Tomorrow night.
I have all of the tools. You will regret this. When they find your body - drained of all bodily fluids from the herd of ladyboy Luv-a-Bulls that visit you tomorrow - not even your mother will recognize you.
Beware!
Leave it to the senile ole coot to fail at his own threat. Wizboard, most of us are already tired of the team's failure to deliver on promises. Should we expect the same from our mods?!?
Fruitbasket...I deliver to you my stamp of approval!
Think me not without mercy though. Even I have pity on my feeble opponent. You know...poor guy is at that age. So here you go Pine!! Stay Regular!!
Shocking New Evidence Uncovered!!
As I continue my onslaught of Smear-Tactics, not even I could have been fully prepared for what I was to find. Recently, some of you may have noticed the mods tend to disappear for a certain period of time leaving board members to run wild. Further investigation into the Pine dwelling led me to discover this!!
Millertime is Found!!
Yes people, if you ever wondered what it required to become a mod...speculate no further. Now you know why Donk and myself have repeatedly refused Pine's advancements. I don't think Miller knew what he was getting into, but atleast the poor bastard is being fed. Sadly, I was unable to determine the whereabouts of JRo...we should expect the worst.
But I digress, we should be more concerned with Pine's obsession with the Luv-A-Bull movement. I managed to confiscate numerous contraband, but some items were far to disturbing. Take for instance this photo taken outside of Pine's yard.
It seems to be a cute stuffed animal Bull, tied to a tree. Now, as to what the hell this signifies or what its purpose is...I aint got a frikkin clue. Draw your own conclusions.
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Now, my sources were able to uncover the most damning evidence of all. I have discovered that Pine...whom shall hanceforth be referred to as Fruity Tooty, actually raises cows at a secret location. My operative was able to capture footage of Pine on one of his daily excursions. I warn my fellow Wizboard members...the footage you are about to see is extremely disturbing. Please put the children to bed and shelter your women.
The Two Sides of the Pine
Also you might be wondering who is pine in this picture and I can tell you this he is already under water, because JRO is at the back of the boat and miller is rocking the money hat in front.
