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The Official Laron Profit Thread

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Re: The Official Laron Profit Thread 

Post#81 » by verbal8 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:43 pm

dckingsfan wrote:
Ruzious wrote:
pineappleheadindc wrote:Remember to sign the "Laron Profit for Head Coach" petition at the link below:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Profit4coach/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Profit is God!

We are um... still a little low on signatures, but the petition came out just 10 years ago, so you can't expect many.

I think his mantra never took off:

The concept of Basketball Profit is not limited to Basketball alone. A players life is either profitable or unprofitable. Laron has all it takes to make a basketball life a profitable one, regardless of their disappointments. To make righteous gains, Leron requires you to be teachable, willing to receive and act on his instructions.

Seems simple... I think all our players would be HOF candidates after a couple of years.


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Re: The Official Laron Profit Thread 

Post#82 » by Scabs304 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:10 am

PROFIT FROM PROFIT 2020
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Re: The Official Laron Profit Thread 

Post#83 » by long suffrin' boulez fan » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:46 am

Scabs304 wrote:PROFIT FROM PROFIT 2020


I heard The Ron was working on a serum that reverses the effects of the Coronavirus.

It actually infects the virus with a virulent strand of human RNA and is communicable to other viruses.

In short, in no time, LaRon will make the virus our beetch.
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Re: The Official Laron Profit Thread 

Post#84 » by Scabs304 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:36 pm

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Re: The Official Laron Profit Thread 

Post#85 » by Ruzious » Thu Apr 2, 2020 2:03 pm

Scabs304 wrote:PROFIT FROM PROFIT 2020


If we write in "The Ron" on our election ballots, will the election counters know to apply the votes correctly?
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Re: The Official Laron Profit Thread 

Post#86 » by Scabs304 » Mon Aug 7, 2023 1:08 am

Test?
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