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Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:47 pm
by P'Oed
So this might be one of the dumbest threads ever put together on Real GM but you know what...I'm okay with that. I'm confident in my ability to deal with people calling me and my ideas idiotic. Hell, if you met me in person I probably wouldn't have to do something like this to make you think I was an a-hole.

And with that disclaimer in place, I'd like to present to you the "NBA All ___ Team" Thread. The (dumb) idea here is to create the best starting 5 you can think of that pertains to a certain category. For example, you might wonder to yourself "Who would be on my NBA All 3-Point Shooting team?" You would then have to think of a PG, SG, SF, PF and C who would combine to create the all-time best 3-point shooting squad. Choose any category you desire my friends.

I'll begin with the NBA All Ugly Team:

At PG: The Extraterrestrial Coach Sam Cassell

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At SG: Our favorite Game 4 buzzkill Delonte West

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At SF: The Black (And Mutated) Ben Stiller Ronald Jerome Popeye Jones

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At PF: Is That A Fetus Growing in Your Head Michael Ruffin?

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and at C: The Should've Been Aborted Baby Bull Joakim Noah

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Jesus I suck at making threads..... I mean this is just awful. Just terrible. :( Sorry in advance

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:07 pm
by verbal8
All Free Throw bricker team:
PG Rajon Rondo
SG DeShawn Stevenson
SF Josh Smith
PF Kwame Brown
C Dwight Howard

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:11 pm
by mohammed10
My All "we think we're the 4th best team in the Eastern Conference' Team

C- Brendan Haywood
PF - Antawn Jamison
SF - Caron Butler
SG - Mike Miller (Randy Foye or whoever)
PF - Gilbert Arenas (before he tears up his knee on the blacktop of Berry Farms, then insert Randy Foye)

GM - Ernie 'Make no real off-season move' Grunfeld

:roll:

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:45 pm
by P'Oed
mohammed10 wrote:My All "we think we're the 4th best team in the Eastern Conference' Team

C- Brendan Haywood
PF - Antawn Jamison
SF - Caron Butler
SG - Mike Miller (Randy Foye or whoever)
PF - Gilbert Arenas (before he tears up his knee on the blacktop of Berry Farms, then insert Randy Foye)

GM - Ernie 'Make no real off-season move' Grunfeld

:roll:



HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:52 pm
by mohammed10
P'Oed wrote:
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO


Thank you. I'm here all week.

Try the veal...

:o

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:37 pm
by 20MexicanosIn1Van
An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:01 am
by JWizmentality
20MexicanosIn1Van wrote:An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.


Good Idea, I'll start

C- Pau Gasol
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul

Just missed the cut: Robert Horry, Baron Davis, Ben Wallace.

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:23 am
by mohammed10
JWizmentality wrote:
Good Idea, I'll start

C- Ben Wallace
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul


I was going to guess all-Defense, but no Kobe. Hmmm....

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:27 am
by P'Oed
20MexicanosIn1Van wrote:An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.



an excellent idea. You made my stupid idea into a somewhat fun one. Mazel tov!

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:44 am
by JWizmentality
mohammed10 wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:
Good Idea, I'll start

C- Ben Wallace
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul


I was going to guess all-Defense, but no Kobe. Hmmm....


Hint 1
Hint 2
Hint 3

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:27 am
by verbal8
PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:33 am
by Wizards2Lottery
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:37 am
by JWizmentality
Gilbert0Arenas wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas


Too easy. The All Energy Team aka The Fast Eddie Allstars.

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:45 am
by JWizmentality
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


????

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:22 am
by Chocolate City Jordanaire
JWizmentality wrote:
20MexicanosIn1Van wrote:An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.


Good Idea, I'll start

C- Pau Gasol
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul

Just missed the cut: Robert Horry, Baron Davis, Ben Wallace.


When I think Varejao, I think: Flopper.

Gasol's a good flopper. Manu's a great flopper. Kirilenko's no longer all-defensive team, but he can flop with the best of them. Horry's a great flopper. CP3, B Diddy, and Big Ben don't necessarily fit, but I'll go with All Flopper Team.

EDITED TO ADD: I didn't need use the hints prior to that post. Now I'm sure that's what it is having seen just Hint 1.

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:26 am
by P'Oed
JWizmentality wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


????



No freakin' clue... An easy one for ya:

PG Baron Davis
SG Vince Carter
SF Dominique Wilkins
PF Daryl Dawkins
C Dwight Howard

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:27 am
by Chocolate City Jordanaire
Gilbert0Arenas wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas


All Eddie Jordan Favorites Team?

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:28 am
by Chocolate City Jordanaire
P'Oed wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


????



No freakin' clue... An easy one for ya:

PG Baron Davis
SG Vince Carter
SF Dominique Wilkins
PF Daryl Dawkins
C Dwight Howard


That's gotta be an All Monster Dunkers Team, P'Oed.

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:30 am
by Chocolate City Jordanaire
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


Don't know but every one of these guys likes to pound the ball and jack bad shots.

Re: Your NBA All____ Team

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:31 am
by yungal07
Gilbert0Arenas wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes


No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas

Clue?