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Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 4:07 pm
by imperium1999
Greetings.
Some of you may recognize me, but I'm guessing many of you will not.
I am writing to follow up on a thread I posted a couple of years ago. I had the good fortune to find myself hitting on a hot blond who happened to be Buckhantz's ex-girlfriend. In my semi-drunken state I surprised myself by blurting out, 'does he shout dagger in bed' and then explaining how I had to tell all my internet friends about this experience.
Needless to say, I did not get the girl.
Fast forward a couple of years and I find myself dating a woman whose last name is D'Agostino. Any guesses as to what her nickname in college was? Thats right. Say it with me: "Dagger."
So now I get the supreme pleasure of being the one who belts out "Dagger!" when it really counts. And sad to say, but I often think of all you at the same time too.
That is all.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 4:40 pm
by LyricalRico
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 4:44 pm
by miller31time
The "Dagger" thread was one of the most epic threads in the history of the interwebs.
Incredible follow-up.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 5:04 pm
by no D in Hibachi
Hilarious and disturbing at the same time.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 5:30 pm
by jmrosenth
It takes a good Dagger! story to bring me out of retirement.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 5:35 pm
by nate33
BigA saved the original post in the
HOF Threadimperium1999 wrote:So last night i'm at this new place in georgetown called hook. well not that new but newish.
i'm sitting at the bar with my friend having some much deserved after work drinks and this 40ish blond walks in and is waiting by herself. so i strike up a conversation with her and find out she lives in Aspen blah blah blah and then we get to the dating thing (see because i'm married of course).
turns out she says she was buckhantz's girl friend here for years.
now she was pretty hot for a 40 year old (hahahah 40 aint old when you can see it coming right around the corner) and i was kinda surprised at the buckhantzer's pull with the hot blond.
i had had two martinis at this point so i asked her if he ever shouted DAGGER in the bedroom with her.
she looked at me kinda strangely and said she had no idea what DAGGER meant.
so i laughed and laughed and then geeked out on her by explaining that i was going to come online and share this odd story with my internet friends that i originally met in a britney spears chat room (right jason?).
thats where i lost her i think.
so the point of this story is:
1) buck had a hot girlfriend (who said that he's not as fat in real life as he looks on TV)
2) buck never shouts DAGGER in the bedroom or in any other personal situations apparently
3) don't talk about your internet friends when flirting with a hot blond
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 5:35 pm
by BigA
Cool. Last week I was able to find that post in the archive and copied it into the HOF thread above.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 5:48 pm
by nate33
Some direct links to the thread via the Wayback Machine:
page 1page 2page 3page 4Warning, the links are painfully slow.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 6:05 pm
by imperium1999
oh man. that is good stuff.
life imitating interwebz imitating life.
random knife references and mentions of internet friends...surefire way to scare the girl.
hysterical
"buck-shot"
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 6:33 pm
by Dat2U
Just make sure if she gets pregnant that she doesn't flip the script and hit you with a "dagger!" after she tells you.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 6:54 pm
by miller31time
Dat2U wrote:Just make sure if she gets pregnant that she doesn't flip the script and hit you with a "dagger!" after she tells you.
He could then follow up with a "NOT POSSIBLE!".
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 6:54 pm
by fishercob
Dat2U wrote:Just make sure if she gets pregnant that she doesn't flip the script and hit you with a "dagger!" after she tells you.
Nooooooo! Not possible! Not possible!
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 6:55 pm
by fishercob
Great minds, miller...
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:00 pm
by Soup's Uncle
I remember that thread hahahahahahha
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:01 pm
by BigA
Well how do you like that?
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:01 pm
by miller31time
fishercob wrote:Dat2U wrote:Just make sure if she gets pregnant that she doesn't flip the script and hit you with a "dagger!" after she tells you.
Nooooooo! Not possible! Not possible!
That's so immature.
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:01 pm
by Zerocious
miller31time wrote:Dat2U wrote:Just make sure if she gets pregnant that she doesn't flip the script and hit you with a "dagger!" after she tells you.
He could then follow up with a "NOT POSSIBLE!".
to which she would respond: "Backbreaker!"
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:48 pm
by eltacoman
i remember hearing this song play at a soca party a while back ... it reminded me of our loco announcer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fWLKZ2Z ... L&index=29
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Thu Oct 8, 2009 12:00 am
by Zerocious
Re: Dagger!
Posted: Thu Oct 8, 2009 12:31 am
by imperium1999
is that bas ruten in your avatar? if so, sweet.
