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the amazingly punk*ss bi*ch Javaris (Official!)

Posted: Wed Jan 6, 2010 11:47 pm
by daSwami
Javaris is a real jerk.

That's right, i said jerk!

first, a disclaimer:

I have no idea what the FACTS are involving Gil's suspension, but I've read Vescey and have heard enough hearsay and talk radio speculation to feel confident in the veracity of the character assassination that follows:

to reiterate my assertion above: Javaris Crittenden is a real jerk. He has too many syllables in both his first and last names, I feel drunk every time i say his name, which is rarely, because I--and pretty much anyone else on earth who isn't his mom--don't know who the eff he is. His legacy will be that he was the guy who threatened to shoot a disabled co-worker in his already crippled knee . And then, when said crippled so generously offers to provide the weapon (providing no less than 3! options!), throws another tantrum, tattles to the boss, gets his highly productive co-worker fired thus insuring the demise of his company.

Javaris should hold a press conference and say the following: "Look, I realize that it might look petty to ruin a man's career just because he welched on a $2 bet, but I got a family to feed."

Re: the amazingly punk*ss bi*ch Javaris (Official!)

Posted: Wed Jan 6, 2010 11:56 pm
by Donkey McDonkerton
I hope he never wears a wizards uni again....

Re: the amazingly punk*ss bi*ch Javaris (Official!)

Posted: Wed Jan 6, 2010 11:58 pm
by Wizards2Lottery
I'm sure the first round pick we sent to Memphis for this bum would not have snitched. Javaris is indeed a punkassbitch and a franchise killer.

Re: the amazingly punk*ss bi*ch Javaris (Official!)

Posted: Thu Jan 7, 2010 12:04 am
by JWizmentality
He aint seeing floor time anyway. His arse will be out of the league before Arenas.