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Wizard Players & Their Nicknames 

Post#1 » by Donkey McDonkerton » Mon Mar 1, 2010 2:56 pm

I've seen so many different nicknames for the guys on our team, so lets hear them. Hopefully we can come up with some good ones ..... I'll start

Arenas
Hibachi
Agent 0

Blatche
7DD (Seven Day Dray)
Snatch
Shark tooth (although currently correcting that)

Foye
"fourth quater" Foye
Please dont extend him

Miller
MM

Young
NY1
NY (people hate this)

Boykins
Earl the Squirrel

Thornton
Country Strong
@

McGee
Big Daddy Wookie
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Post#2 » by Donkey McDonkerton » Mon Mar 1, 2010 3:33 pm

Okay, where are the creative minds guys?
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Post#3 » by verbal8 » Mon Mar 1, 2010 3:35 pm

Not really a nickname, but you can make Oberto's name look like his stat line:
0bert0

Along the same lines:
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Post#4 » by miller31time » Mon Mar 1, 2010 3:40 pm

Always thought Oberto's nickname should be "Fabio".
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Post#5 » by 20MexicanosIn1Van » Mon Mar 1, 2010 5:41 pm

I saw "NY1-on-5" on this board I believe. I liked that one.
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Post#6 » by montestewart » Mon Mar 1, 2010 7:17 pm

Arenas
Agent 30-06

Blatche
Outta the Way AJ Dray

Foye
I'm Not Rubio

Miller
Shoot Some More Mike

Young
Nick 2-Young

Boykins
Ish Kadribble

Thornton
Assistant Coach, Defense

McGee
There's No "I" in "Defense"

Singleton
As In 'One Ton'
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Post#7 » by ZonkertheBrainless » Mon Mar 1, 2010 7:47 pm

Earl "WE REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP GUILD" Boykins
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Post#8 » by ErikChowbay023 » Mon Mar 1, 2010 8:15 pm

Al Thornton
Jethro
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Post#9 » by MJG » Mon Mar 1, 2010 8:19 pm

No D McGee.
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Post#10 » by P'Oed » Mon Mar 1, 2010 8:42 pm

Al Thornton- Big Gay Al
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Post#11 » by Halcyon » Mon Mar 1, 2010 9:16 pm

I personally like Bulletproof for Mr. Andray Blatche. I think somebody had that username.
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Post#12 » by Donkey McDonkerton » Mon Mar 1, 2010 9:18 pm

Halcyon wrote:I personally like Bulletproof for Mr. Andray Blatche. I think somebody had that username.


Yep yep, how could I forget that one....
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Post#13 » by GhostsOfGil » Mon Mar 1, 2010 9:40 pm

a remember someone referring to blatche as bbb for a while from bucks "blocked by blatche" quote
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Post#14 » by NbdyBeatsTheWiz » Mon Mar 1, 2010 9:50 pm

I think after yesterday we can reinstitute "4th Quarter Foye".

And I've always called Blatche "Bulletproof", often "Bulletproof Punk" because his off court exploits make it seem like he has the life skills of a middle schooler, but I think he's earned a new moniker after the past couple weeks.
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Post#15 » by NbdyBeatsTheWiz » Mon Mar 1, 2010 9:51 pm

and I can't remember who was the originator, but "Lemonhead" is the greatest name possible for McGee. makes me laugh every time.
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Post#16 » by keynote » Mon Mar 1, 2010 10:18 pm

Ditto for Lemonhead. I know others were trying to push "Epic Vale"; I'm not as big a fan, but feel free to include it for completion's sake.

And, of course, I still like the "Seventh Dray Adventist" for Blatche. Switching religions, we could refer to his low post moves the Latter Day Feints.

I tend to refer to Quinton Ross as Quinton Rowse (as in "Rick Rowse"), but that's just me.
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Post#17 » by hands11 » Tue Mar 2, 2010 2:17 am

Blatche
7DD (Seven Day Dray)
KG Jr
Dr Dray
Bulletproof
Captain Stubing
Mr Everything

Thornton
AT
Country Strong
Dame I kind of look like Webber

Foye
"fourth quarter" Foye
Mr Big Shot - Is that one taken :)

Miller
MM
M&M
Just Shoot Please

McGee
Rubber Man
Lemonhead
McGoo
No D in McGee
No D McGee
McGee has earned himself the nickname: “The Big Secret
Whookie

Singleton - you left him out - love this dude.
The New Tough Juice
Five Hour Energy
Power-aide

Boykins
Mini Me
Boyk
Earl the Squirrel
The Hulk

Reberto
Fabio
Berto

Young
NY1on5 - That was me :)
NY (people hate this) - that was me also :)
Wasted Talent
Einstein
Bean Burrito

Arenas
GI - gastrointestinal and close to AI
Agent Brown
Brown Finger
Shoe Goo
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Post#18 » by 20MexicanosIn1Van » Tue Mar 2, 2010 3:33 am

Wasn't Nick Young also called Noodle for a while?
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Post#19 » by Soup's Uncle » Tue Mar 2, 2010 7:56 pm

Nick Young was Noodles.
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Post#20 » by WizarDynasty » Wed Mar 3, 2010 12:32 pm

Nick young--
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Blatche
7 day dre the iron man
McGee
Mini Gasol
Skyscraping beast unleashed
Mike miller
Can't stop my momentum for the pullup miller
Thornton
Poor lateral agility AL
Ol country strength
Foye--
I have poor standing reach foye and can't fight through screans quickly
Arenas
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