Krapinsky, M.D. - Mocktologist (TM)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:57 am
1. Kings - Blake Griffin, Oklahoma PF
Notes: CONSIDER RUBIO, BUT ULTIMATELY GO FOR UNANIMOUS #1
2. Wizards - Ricky Rubio, DKV Joventut PG
Notes: POSSIBLE TRADE SCENARIO WITH ETAN THOMAS. PORTLAND COMES CALLING.
3. Clippers - Tyreke Evans, Memphis SG
Notes: WITH NO SURE #3 DUNLEAVY LOOKS TO MOTIVATE, POSSIBLY TRADE, BARON DAVIS
4. Thunder - Gerald Henderson, Duke SG
Notes: PRESTI IS TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THABEET, TAKES HIS GUY AND SURPRISES ONCE AGAIN
5. Wolves - DeMar DeRozan, USC SG
Notes: NEW WOLVES BRASS SWINGS FOR THE FENCES AFTER DEROZAN DOMINATES WORKOUTS
6. Grizzlies - Jordan Hill, Arizona PF
Notes: WITH 4 OF 5 STARTERS IN PLACE GRIZZ MAKE NO-BRAINER PICK
7. Warriors - Brandon Jennings, Lottomatica Roma PG
Notes: NELSON ENVISIONS JENNINGS RUNNING THE BREAK, LOOKS TO MOVE ELLIS FOR FRONT COURT HELP
8. Knicks - James Harden, ASU SG
Notes: RAPTORS FANS CRUSHED, KNICKS FANS REJOICE, HARDEN FALLS TO 8
9. Raptors - Hasheem Thabeet, UCONN C
Notes: RAPTORS FANS PERPLEXED, BOSH TRADE RUMORS GET LOUDER
10. Bucks - Dejuan Blair, Pittsburg PF
Notes: BUCKS RESIGN SESSIONS, GRAB ANTI-VILLANUEVA IN BLAIR
11. Nets - Earl Clark, Louisville PF
Notes: NETS JUST MISS OUT ON THEIR MAN (BLAIR), SETTLE FOR CLARK
12. Bobcats - Jrue Holiday, UCLA PG
Notes: BOBS' HOPES OF KEEPING FELTON IS ALL TALK (TOO MUCH $), GET BROWN'S FAVORITE IN HOLIDAY AS REPLACEMENT BACKUP COMBO GUARD
13. Pacers - B.J. Mullens, Ohio State C
Notes: PACERS GRAB ANOTHER PROJECT BIG TO MIX WITH HIBBERT
14. Suns - Terrence Williams, Louisville SG/SF
Notes: KERR GRABS WILLIAMS, LOOKS TO BE OPENING DAY STARTER AT SF.
15. Pistons - Ty Lawson, UNC PG
Notes: DUMARS PONDERS-- ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE STUCKEY ISN'T THE ANSWER AT POINT GUARD AFTER ALL
16. Bulls - Patrick Patterson, Kentucky PF
Notes: BULLS HOPE PATTERSON CAN PROVIDE SOME MUCH NEEDED TOUGHNESS INSIDE
17. Sixers - Stephen Curry, Davidson PG/SG
Notes: SIXERS HOPE CURRY IS THE ANSWER TO TEAM'S OFFENSIVE WOES
18. Wolves - Eric Maynor, VCU PG
Notes: EVEN AT 18, WOLVES STILL ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY UPGRADE AT THE POINT
19. Hawks - Jeff Teague, Wake Forest PG/SG
Notes: HAWKS GO LOCAL, HOPE BIBBY CAN TEACH HIM THE ROPES
20. Mavericks - Johnny Flynn, Syracuse PG
Notes: CUBAN DEVOLOPS NEW STATISTICAL FORMULA THAT PROVES FLYNN IS DRAFTS BEST PLAYER
21. Jazz - James Johnson Sam Young, Pittsburg SF/PF
Notes: JAZZ GRAB PF INSURANCE FOR MILLSAP/BOOZER IN VERSATILE JOHNSON
22. Hornets - Sam Young, Wake Forest SF
Notes: HORNETS FIND THEIR DAY 1 STARTER AT THE 3
23. Kings - Nick Calathes, Florida PG
Notes: PETRIE OPTS FOR STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE, TAKES CALATHES OVER COLLISON
24. Trailblazers - Gani Lawai, Georgia Tech PF
Notes: WITH A STACKED DEPTH CHART AT NEARLY EVERY POSITION, PRITCHARD LOOKS TO TEAMS' ONE AREA OF WEAKNESS-- BIG MAN DEPTH
25. Thunder - Tyler Hansborough, UNC PF
Notes: WITH STARTERS IN PLACE, PRESTI TAKES DRAFT'S MOST FAMOUS FUTURE ROLE PLAYER
26. Chicago - Chase Budinger, Arizona SG
Notes: WITH GORDON'S FUTURE UNCLEAR, PAXSON GETS SOME SHOOTING INSURANCE
27. Grizzlies - Wayne Ellington, UNC SG
Notes: WITH ENOUGH YOUNGSTERS IN TOW, WALLACE SELECTS PLAYER CLOSEST TO CONTRIBUTING FOR NEEDY GRIZZ
28. Wolves - Austin Daye, Gonzaga SF
Notes: WOLVES CAN AFFORD TO BE PATIENT, ROLL THE DICE WITH THIRD FIRST ROUNDER
29. Lakers - DaJuan Summers, Georgetown SF
Notes: AFTER CHAMPIONSHIP RUN ARIZA PRICES HIMSELF OUT OF LAKERS PLANS, KUPCHAK GRABS REPLACEMENT BEST SUITED FOR TRIANGLE
30. Cavaliers - Danny Green, UNC SG
Notes: GREENS TOOLS (DEFENSE, 3 PT SHOOTING) MAKE HIM BEST SUITED TO PLAY OFF OF LEBRON
Notes: CONSIDER RUBIO, BUT ULTIMATELY GO FOR UNANIMOUS #1
2. Wizards - Ricky Rubio, DKV Joventut PG
Notes: POSSIBLE TRADE SCENARIO WITH ETAN THOMAS. PORTLAND COMES CALLING.
3. Clippers - Tyreke Evans, Memphis SG
Notes: WITH NO SURE #3 DUNLEAVY LOOKS TO MOTIVATE, POSSIBLY TRADE, BARON DAVIS
4. Thunder - Gerald Henderson, Duke SG
Notes: PRESTI IS TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THABEET, TAKES HIS GUY AND SURPRISES ONCE AGAIN
5. Wolves - DeMar DeRozan, USC SG
Notes: NEW WOLVES BRASS SWINGS FOR THE FENCES AFTER DEROZAN DOMINATES WORKOUTS
6. Grizzlies - Jordan Hill, Arizona PF
Notes: WITH 4 OF 5 STARTERS IN PLACE GRIZZ MAKE NO-BRAINER PICK
7. Warriors - Brandon Jennings, Lottomatica Roma PG
Notes: NELSON ENVISIONS JENNINGS RUNNING THE BREAK, LOOKS TO MOVE ELLIS FOR FRONT COURT HELP
8. Knicks - James Harden, ASU SG
Notes: RAPTORS FANS CRUSHED, KNICKS FANS REJOICE, HARDEN FALLS TO 8
9. Raptors - Hasheem Thabeet, UCONN C
Notes: RAPTORS FANS PERPLEXED, BOSH TRADE RUMORS GET LOUDER
10. Bucks - Dejuan Blair, Pittsburg PF
Notes: BUCKS RESIGN SESSIONS, GRAB ANTI-VILLANUEVA IN BLAIR
11. Nets - Earl Clark, Louisville PF
Notes: NETS JUST MISS OUT ON THEIR MAN (BLAIR), SETTLE FOR CLARK
12. Bobcats - Jrue Holiday, UCLA PG
Notes: BOBS' HOPES OF KEEPING FELTON IS ALL TALK (TOO MUCH $), GET BROWN'S FAVORITE IN HOLIDAY AS REPLACEMENT BACKUP COMBO GUARD
13. Pacers - B.J. Mullens, Ohio State C
Notes: PACERS GRAB ANOTHER PROJECT BIG TO MIX WITH HIBBERT
14. Suns - Terrence Williams, Louisville SG/SF
Notes: KERR GRABS WILLIAMS, LOOKS TO BE OPENING DAY STARTER AT SF.
15. Pistons - Ty Lawson, UNC PG
Notes: DUMARS PONDERS-- ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE STUCKEY ISN'T THE ANSWER AT POINT GUARD AFTER ALL
16. Bulls - Patrick Patterson, Kentucky PF
Notes: BULLS HOPE PATTERSON CAN PROVIDE SOME MUCH NEEDED TOUGHNESS INSIDE
17. Sixers - Stephen Curry, Davidson PG/SG
Notes: SIXERS HOPE CURRY IS THE ANSWER TO TEAM'S OFFENSIVE WOES
18. Wolves - Eric Maynor, VCU PG
Notes: EVEN AT 18, WOLVES STILL ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY UPGRADE AT THE POINT
19. Hawks - Jeff Teague, Wake Forest PG/SG
Notes: HAWKS GO LOCAL, HOPE BIBBY CAN TEACH HIM THE ROPES
20. Mavericks - Johnny Flynn, Syracuse PG
Notes: CUBAN DEVOLOPS NEW STATISTICAL FORMULA THAT PROVES FLYNN IS DRAFTS BEST PLAYER
21. Jazz - James Johnson Sam Young, Pittsburg SF/PF
Notes: JAZZ GRAB PF INSURANCE FOR MILLSAP/BOOZER IN VERSATILE JOHNSON
22. Hornets - Sam Young, Wake Forest SF
Notes: HORNETS FIND THEIR DAY 1 STARTER AT THE 3
23. Kings - Nick Calathes, Florida PG
Notes: PETRIE OPTS FOR STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE, TAKES CALATHES OVER COLLISON
24. Trailblazers - Gani Lawai, Georgia Tech PF
Notes: WITH A STACKED DEPTH CHART AT NEARLY EVERY POSITION, PRITCHARD LOOKS TO TEAMS' ONE AREA OF WEAKNESS-- BIG MAN DEPTH
25. Thunder - Tyler Hansborough, UNC PF
Notes: WITH STARTERS IN PLACE, PRESTI TAKES DRAFT'S MOST FAMOUS FUTURE ROLE PLAYER
26. Chicago - Chase Budinger, Arizona SG
Notes: WITH GORDON'S FUTURE UNCLEAR, PAXSON GETS SOME SHOOTING INSURANCE
27. Grizzlies - Wayne Ellington, UNC SG
Notes: WITH ENOUGH YOUNGSTERS IN TOW, WALLACE SELECTS PLAYER CLOSEST TO CONTRIBUTING FOR NEEDY GRIZZ
28. Wolves - Austin Daye, Gonzaga SF
Notes: WOLVES CAN AFFORD TO BE PATIENT, ROLL THE DICE WITH THIRD FIRST ROUNDER
29. Lakers - DaJuan Summers, Georgetown SF
Notes: AFTER CHAMPIONSHIP RUN ARIZA PRICES HIMSELF OUT OF LAKERS PLANS, KUPCHAK GRABS REPLACEMENT BEST SUITED FOR TRIANGLE
30. Cavaliers - Danny Green, UNC SG
Notes: GREENS TOOLS (DEFENSE, 3 PT SHOOTING) MAKE HIM BEST SUITED TO PLAY OFF OF LEBRON