2009 NBA Draft 100% accurate Mock

[Upperclass]

1. Los Angeles Clippers
Blake Griffin
Duh. The not so duh, is i think he will play SF foremost for the Clips..

2. Memphis Grizzlies(for NYK)
Ricky Rubio
Going to the Knicks.. book it.. the kid will be a star in that offense.

3. Oklahoma City Thunder
James Harden
Presti continues to build a solid lineup in the midwest..Harden should wreck havoc with his bball iq next to a talent like Durant.

4. Sacramento Kings
Johnny Flynn
Too dynamic to pass on.. Kings corral the next CP3.

5. Minnesota Timberwolves
Stephen Curry
Curry provides the accurate shooting that McCants and Foye never brought in.. will spread the floor superbly for big AL and..

6. Minnesota Timberwolves
Tyreke Evans
The next JR Rider..minus the crazy.. the fun and promise should return to Minn with these two selections.

7. Golden State Warriors
Brandon Jennings
Almost too perfect a fit next to those athletes, in Nellies offense.. I almost feel bad for some of their early opponents next season.

8. New York Knicks(for MEM)
Hasheem Thabeet
Yes.. Thabeast/Thabust falls to 8.. Gasol moves to the foul line extended on O, on D combines with the 8 ft Thabeet to help prevent Mem from being scored on ever.

9. Toronto Raptors
DeMar DeRozen
The next VC has arrived! Just kidding DeRozen plays D.

10. Milwaukee Bucks
Jordan Hill
Bucks will throw the QO at CV, then JH becomes the BU.

11. New Jersey Nets
Earl Clark
Too talented and confident to pass up.. the kid is from NJ.. doubt he'll feel additional pressure.. 4th best talent in this draft.

12. Charlotte Bobcats
Terrence Williams
MJ's illegitimate son is reunited with pop..5 years later he still cant hit an open J.

13. Indianna Pacers
Jrue Holiday
Word seems to be that TJ is gone.. Holiday should be to Granger, what Granger is to Holiday..um.. they should work well together.

14. Phoenix Suns
Austin Daye
Soft. Westcoast guy. Slow.. what better way to replace Amare, than with his antithesis!

15. Detroit Pistons
James Johnson
This JJ has a funny smell..reeks of Rotteny White of the worst draft in the history of mankind.

16. Chicago Bulls
Gerald Henderson
If they can ever get Henderson to dribble AND chew gum simultaneously.. that backcourt should be alright in Chitown.

17. Philadelphia 76ers
Ty Lawson
The 6er's saw how much fun it is to run when Elton was done.. Lawson has the wheels.. but truly lacks the skills.

18. Minnesota Timberwolves
B.J. Mullens
Prime candidate for a "What ever happened to "XXX" in 3 years".

19. Atlanta Hawks
Patrick Mills
Love this pick, love it, love it..i think Mills will be dynamic for the Hawks..He can play the MBibby role, that MBibby played.

20. Utah Jazz
Tyler Hansbrough
Only Jerry Sloan, and Dwill himself can make Tyler and a star.. AND A STAR HE WILL BE!

21. New Orleans Hornets
Danny Green
This dude is so unappreciated.. He's Shane Battier w/the underhandedness of a Raja Bell.. perfect next to the "crafty" CP3.

22. Portland Trailblazers
Eric Maynor
Truly doubt Blazers make this pick.. but if they do.. gotta be a point right? Bayless could be delt, as well Rodriguez..somebody's gotta run the show.

23. Sacramento Kings
Omri Casspi
Apparently Hedo PT.2.. kings are responsible for Turkeyglue pt.1 being upon us.. so why not breed another.

24. Dallas Mavericks
Jeff Teague
Devins back in town!!

25. Oklahoma City Thunder
DeJuan Blair
i HATE dropping Mr. Blair this far.. however.. where else can he feasibly go>.<.. think on the brightside DeJuan.. you get to play the Danny Fortson role for the next MJ.. gotta count for something.

26. Chicago Bulls
Sam Young
Alley-oops for all.. Sam and Tyrus on the wings should keep the D guessing on who dunks on them next.

27. Memphis Grizzlies
Chase Budinger
Thunder Dan returns!! to watch Chase's feeble attempts at defense and dribbling.

28. Minnesota T'Wolves
DaJuan Summers
Gomes started at SF for the Wolves..yes RYAN Gomes

29. New York Knicks
Wayne Ellington
Rubio inside, Ellington outside, Chandler slashing.. should take away the sting of being such a horrible team.

30. Cleveland Cavaliers
Taj Gibson Derrick Brown
No really.. I cant decide..maybe Stern intervenes and lets them pick both here?? Nahh.. theyre not the Lakers.

[TheOGJabroni]

Haha so Thabeet falls to NYK (not going to happen) so they can trade him to Memphis to get Ricky? What else would they give up?

[AQuintus]

There is absolutely no way Thabeet makes it past Minnesota.

[Upperclass]

title says 100% accurate..

[babyjax13]

title says 100% accurate..

Honestly it actually looks pretty good to me, if the Wolves get cold feet then I think that this could actually happen. But, I don't think that will happen.

[ponder276]

1. Los Angeles Clippers
Blake Griffin
Duh. The not so duh, is i think he will play SF foremost for the Clips..

2. Memphis Grizzlies(for NYK)
Ricky Rubio
Going to the Knicks.. book it.. the kid will be a star in that offense.

3. Oklahoma City Thunder
James Harden
Presti continues to build a solid lineup in the midwest..Harden should wreck havoc with his bball iq next to a talent like Durant.

4. Sacramento Kings
Johnny Flynn
Too dynamic to pass on.. Kings corral the next CP3.

5. Minnesota Timberwolves
Stephen Curry
Curry provides the accurate shooting that McCants and Foye never brought in.. will spread the floor superbly for big AL and..

6. Minnesota Timberwolves
Tyreke Evans
The next JR Rider..minus the crazy.. the fun and promise should return to Minn with these two selections.

7. Golden State Warriors
Brandon Jennings
Almost too perfect a fit next to those athletes, in Nellies offense.. I almost feel bad for some of their early opponents next season.

8. New York Knicks(for MEM)
Hasheem Thabeet
Yes.. Thabeast/Thabust falls to 8.. Gasol moves to the foul line extended on O, on D combines with the 8 ft Thabeet to help prevent Mem from being scored on ever.

9. Toronto Raptors
DeMar DeRozen
The next VC has arrived! Just kidding DeRozen plays D.

10. Milwaukee Bucks
Jordan Hill
Bucks will throw the QO at CV, then JH becomes the BU.

11. New Jersey Nets
Earl Clark
Too talented and confident to pass up.. the kid is from NJ.. doubt he'll feel additional pressure.. 4th best talent in this draft.

12. Charlotte Bobcats
Terrence Williams
MJ's illegitimate son is reunited with pop..5 years later he still cant hit an open J.

13. Indianna Pacers
Jrue Holiday
Word seems to be that TJ is gone.. Holiday should be to Granger, what Granger is to Holiday..um.. they should work well together.

14. Phoenix Suns
Austin Daye
Soft. Westcoast guy. Slow.. what better way to replace Amare, than with his antithesis!

15. Detroit Pistons
James Johnson
This JJ has a funny smell..reeks of Rotteny White of the worst draft in the history of mankind.

16. Chicago Bulls
Gerald Henderson
If they can ever get Henderson to dribble AND chew gum simultaneously.. that backcourt should be alright in Chitown.

17. Philadelphia 76ers
Ty Lawson
The 6er's saw how much fun it is to run when Elton was done.. Lawson has the wheels.. but truly lacks the skills.

18. Minnesota Timberwolves
B.J. Mullens
Prime candidate for a "What ever happened to "XXX" in 3 years".

19. Atlanta Hawks
Patrick Mills
Love this pick, love it, love it..i think Mills will be dynamic for the Hawks..He can play the MBibby role, that MBibby played.

20. Utah Jazz
Tyler Hansbrough
Only Jerry Sloan, and Dwill himself can make Tyler and a star.. AND A STAR HE WILL BE!

21. New Orleans Hornets
Danny Green
This dude is so unappreciated.. He's Shane Battier w/the underhandedness of a Raja Bell.. perfect next to the "crafty" CP3.

22. Portland Trailblazers
Eric Maynor
Truly doubt Blazers make this pick.. but if they do.. gotta be a point right? Bayless could be delt, as well Rodriguez..somebody's gotta run the show.

23. Sacramento Kings
Omri Casspi
Apparently Hedo PT.2.. kings are responsible for Turkeyglue pt.1 being upon us.. so why not breed another.

24. Dallas Mavericks
Jeff Teague
Devins back in town!!

25. Oklahoma City Thunder
DeJuan Blair
i HATE dropping Mr. Blair this far.. however.. where else can he feasibly go>.<.. think on the brightside DeJuan.. you get to play the Danny Fortson role for the next MJ.. gotta count for something.

26. Chicago Bulls
Sam Young
Alley-oops for all.. Sam and Tyrus on the wings should keep the D guessing on who dunks on them next.

27. Memphis Grizzlies
Chase Budinger
Thunder Dan returns!! to watch Chase's feeble attempts at defense and dribbling.

28. Minnesota T'Wolves
DaJuan Summers
Gomes started at SF for the Wolves..yes RYAN Gomes

29. New York Knicks
Wayne Ellington
Rubio inside, Ellington outside, Chandler slashing.. should take away the sting of being such a horrible team.

30. Cleveland Cavaliers
Taj Gibson Derrick Brown
No really.. I cant decide..maybe Stern intervenes and lets them pick both here?? Nahh.. theyre not the Lakers.

13.3% accurate mock, actually.