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After disappearing for 3 months, Brandon Funston has mysteriously found himself back upon this planet, making Big Boards as he had before his encounter.

http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/nba/news?slug=bf-bigboard-basketball

Did he even realize he was gone? Does he attribute the entire experience to a strange dream? Does he wonder why the chocolate cake he was eating before getting sucked into the sky is now sitting in front of him, buried in a heap of mold? How about those strange scars on his body and the feeling that he is being watched at every moment?

My only real worry is that the Aliens aren't merely monitoring him, but using his Big Board as Stage 1 of a world take over.

In any case, welcome back from your cosmic adventure, Brandon Funston.

haha, good call. I noticed Funston was back. I nearly crapped my pants laughing @ some of the comments section. a sample:

"Funston treats Basketball like the basterd stepchild of his sports that he does the big board for. There's no doubt about that. How many BigBoards for MLB and NFL per week and then what it's January so... someone from Yahoo gives Big B a call and says .."Hey uh so... Uh Brandon? You there Brandon? What about ...uh. Uh what about maybe doing a Big Board?, you know for the uh.... the uh Fantasy Basketball community? C'mon Brandon throw the poor slobs a frickin bone or somethin' eh? I mean they actually like basketball um uh I mean the NBA and all. Whatever I mean go figure but uh you know you work for Yahoo right.?.. Um I mean we pay you right? So I mean what the fu** I'll buy you a pizza okay? just slap it together okay? okay? Brandon?... you there Brandon?" and then Brandon says, "Suck my weenie poindexter I'm like some kind of star prestidigitater of sports like Keith Jackson or Howard Cosell in the annals of sports prestidigitation I'm like up there with Jim Lampley.....DON't You F...ing Know I'M LOCO>>>>>>>>>....%$&(*@!" and the little fat Brandon slathers a little work together and like usual his check comes in a little later and he celebrates with a footlong and some Papaya juice."

Funston came back from planet Football.

I don't listen to Funston at all for basketball advice. He's a football guy. Busey, I believe that's his name, is the basketball guy who gives great advice. Though rotoworld runs circles on yahoo regardless. And that new site, basketballmonster.com is awesome. I can't remember who recommended that here but good lookin