So...

[LarryCoon]

Haven't been here in a while (sorry). Instead of reading all the back threads, can someone catch me up?

[Three34]

Dunkenstein realized that staying with FGump was a huge mistake, and the two had a tearful breakup. Dunkenstein then focused all of his energy at work where he found herself "competing" with loserX against the New York intern, Modern_Epic, who occasionally visits the LA offices. In turn, loserX visited with the New York executives to interview for a higher position within Teen Vogue, one that daddyfivestar was also interviewed for. Meanwhile, shrink was seen dating Mezotarkus, to much concern from Dunkenstein. shrink soon learned that Mezotarkus was being unfaithful and declared their relationship to be over. Despite this, the two evidently got back together, and Dunkenstein subsequently turned to killbuckner for friendship. In the season finale, Mezotarkus and shrink moved in together, citing a possible end to Dunkenstein and shrink's friendship. Dunkenstein then decided to invite killbuckner to move in with him, and he accepted.

[Three34]

.....no no, wait, that was the synopsis from season 2 of The Hills. Never mind then.

[raleigh]

Sham, where do you get your sense of humor from? Any great inspirations?

[Three34]

Monty Python, basically. Weened on a steady diet as a youth. Why? Should I claim compensation?

[raleigh]

Maybe it's just the American in me, but you seem like you have a unique humor. Just curious.

[loserX]

That Teen Vogue job was my dream! YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY THIS DAY, DADDYFIVESTAR.